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Hide his crimes, pretend victim hood and then have his minions poison the well so he can get away with his deplorable behavior.

Some men are just self aware enough to know that they could never actually win a woman over with their personality, they have to use their positions of power to creep on them, but not self aware enough to do anything about it.

That’s why you see folks like Tucker Carlson fighting against women in the workforce. If women can provide for themselves, men have to prove their value as a human being, not just a requirement for a home. Men have to develop personalities and genuine kindness and not rely on providing meals and not beating their wives to keep them around.

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Their Absolute Manliness(tm) is such a fragile thing...

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At least we now have some idea what Pastor Checks-his-phone was looking at.

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Pervs like that love to show off, he was probably asking for pantie shots while in stage as a thrill knowing he could get away with doing his skeevy shit in front of everyone. The theatrics of it all is part of the perversion.

Freaky circus sex is always consensual, which makes it all that much more fun.

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I used to have an occasionally-with-benefits friend - call him M. I texted him one night about something quasi-serious, when he happened to be hanging out with his friend A. During the chat, when I was trying to make my quasi-serious point, M was being a jerk, and when I called him out on it, he asked if I wanted to fuck. I said no and ended the conversation. The next morning, M texted me and told me that everything after such-and-such a point in the conversation from the previous night had actually been A, not M. (M insisted A had taken the phone without him knowing. Yeah, right.) That request to fuck? Yep, you guessed it. That was A, not M.

I lost my shit. Told M that A was disgusting, pretending to be M and sexually propositioning me. Also told M he should be furious with A for posing as him no matter what, even if he'd behaved. M just could NOT wrap his head around why I was upset, even when I asked, "What if I'd said yes? Would A have backed off then? Of course not! You know damn well he'd've asked for a nude selfie." M just laughed. I expect pervy A had been laughing, too, as he texted me the question, knowing that no matter how pissed I got, he'd get a high-five from his bro. You're absolutely right about them showing off.

Haven't had a thing to do with M since then. Sick fucks, both of them.

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Sorry you were put through that bullshit. Guys can be absolute dicks.

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It is so easy for them to be as that is where all their thinking is done.

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While their heads are up their asses.

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You'd think that would be an impressive feat, but millions of Republicans have been doing that on a daily basis for years.

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Aria send you a scratchy hug.

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Christians, especially pastors, rant and rave against sex yet are obsessed with it and engage in the most unhealthy behaviors connected with sex.

They pervert sex as much as they pervert reality.

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They have sex with underaged boys.

It's a three-fer.

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Wasn’t the whole torture and kill Jesus a God thing? Satan wasn’t involved in that, it was planned, staged and carried out by God’s will. That would include the hecklers as well.

That whole baby Jesus is revealed in the cross thing was predetermined by God, you can’t blame any of it on Satan.

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I've been saying for quite some time that it turns out Satan is the protagonist of the story.

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He certainly manages to push YHVHs buttons.

He's a far-better strategist than Ol' Cloudy.

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How is Satan supposed to be the evil one given all of the heinous atrocities that Yahweh and his followers committed?

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How many people Satan killed in the Bible ?

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That was clear in the Adam and Eve story.

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That striped shirt is an affront to any god.

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Forget the gods- think of our eyeballs!

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The Krakatoa eruption is said to be the loudest thing ever, but it pales in comparison to his shirt.

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Should be burned… with him still wearing it.

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Except perhaps Moloch. If it's the last thing you see before you are sacrificed ......

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If the alternative is to listen to his preaching, I would willingly go under the knife.

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Dec 27, 2021·edited Dec 27, 2021

That test pattern one on the FA homepage made my eyes water looking at it.

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He couldn't find one with a working Hypnotoad <div class="tenor-gif-embed" data-postid="9438214" data-share-method="host" data-aspect-ratio="1" data-width="100%"><a href="https://tenor.com/view/hypnotoad-futurama-hypnosis-hypnotized-gif-9438214">Hypnotoad Futurama GIF</a>from <a href="https://tenor.com/search/hypnotoad-gifs">Hypnotoad GIFs</a></div> <script type="text/javascript" async src="https://tenor.com/embed.js"></script>

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A working Hypnotoad like the following?

https://imgur.com/gallery/Eqqna

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All hail the Hypnotoad!

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OT - MJT goes out of her way to once again prove she is a racist.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Getting Schooled After Describing Kwanzaa As A 'Fake Religion'

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/marjorie-taylor-greene-is-getting-schooled-after-describing-kwanzaa-as-a-fake-religion/ar-AASboOL?ocid=mailsignout&li=BBnb7Kz

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But but but, the GOP, Turning Point USA, and she can’t be racist because there are white people, black people, brown people and yellow people gathering together to talk about making Murica Great again and Jesus. (Just imagine her saying that with the same look Roy Moore’s wife had when she told us her lawyer’s a Jew.).

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is incorrigibly stupid. She can’t open her mouth without putting her damn foot in it.

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When Marjorie Traitor Greene jumped the shark with "Jewish Space Lasers," you knew this woman wasn't right in the head.

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Incorrigibly stupid, he,he,he,- I like that!

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Poor dear's coproencephaly has progressed too far for her to understand that they're all fake, that all holidays are made-up.

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Schiessekopfen.

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Whoa. I finished reading this story just minutes before you posted it and beat me to it.

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She's afraid of losing her top spot?

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deletedDec 28, 2021·edited Dec 28, 2021
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"Mary Trump went on to reveal that her uncle was always kissing on Ivanka and she was always sitting on his lap while he doted over her."

Mary Trump explains why she thinks Don Jr. is the dumbest of the former president's children

https://www.salon.com/2021/09/23/mary-explains-why-she-thinks-don-jr-is-the-dumbest-of-the-former-children_partner/

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There are sensible reasons not to judge people by their looks, but come on, Eric and Don Jr. have just "dumbfuck failure moron with Daddy issues " written all over their faces.

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They seem to have un-enabled comments at his new tubes – pity, I'm feeling particularly sarcastic this morning.

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Dec 27, 2021·edited Dec 27, 2021

Sarcastic? You??? NO!!!!!!

Am I doing it right?

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Seems to be the standard procedure on many of religious sites.

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Snowflakes can't stand anything less than groveling.

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Another sex pest preacher... another day ending in Y.

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Is anyone here surprised? No? Didn't think so.

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OT - If anyone is planning on going on a diet for the new year, I suggest you not try this one.

http://www.grimmy.com/

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My idea of a diet.

https://sinfest.xyz/view.php?date=2007-12-11

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Dec 27, 2021·edited Dec 27, 2021

Eating at Red Robin, are you? :)

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I used to be on the Red Robin birthday club where you get a free burger on your birthday. After a couple times, I realized I really didn't like their food, but I would give it one more try. Next burger I got not only wasn't very good but it had a large chunk of bone in it.

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I have to say I've never had a bad meal from them. Not that I visit all that often. Eating like that isn't healthy for me at my age.

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Who wants to live forever?

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For right now, life is eminently preferable to the alternative.

That's the thing about death. You miss out on so much.

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Mmmh, I don't have a driving license to loose.

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I dunno, putting a saddle on Aria seems impractical.

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I would not think of putting a saddle on my pup, gets in the way of the keg.

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A saddle ? Only a barbarian would thought of this. I use a cart 😝

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Dec 28, 2021·edited Dec 28, 2021

"I use a cart"

When I read that, the first thing that popped into my head was a golf cart. Because . . . Florida. I don't know about France, but in a lot of retirement communities here, you will see tricked-out golf carts driving on city streets. Even on main thoroughfares.

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We have free taxis and shuttles for the elderly, a golf cart in winter near Paris, Lille or Strasbourg would be a sure way to have a (high turn rate ?)

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In the 43 years that I have lived in St. Petersburg, it has only snowed once. And then the snowflakes melted as soon as they hit the ground.

Because of our mild winters, Florida power companies schedule their routine maintenance during those months. So several power plants were offline, and being cold enough for snow meant there was a huge demand for electricity. Which caused the power companies to launch rolling blackouts. Not fun when you aren't prepared for that kind of cold. ☹️

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At least I’d start exercising having to walk places.

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"If the name Perry Stone sounds familiar to you, it may be because"

We spend too much time on FA.

"a project about a “great treasure” that will soon be discovered."

The Treasure of Oak Island ? There is holes, tunnels and pits there.

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I live about an hour from Oak Island. Please allow me to apologize on behalf of all Nova Scotians for that annoying TV show.

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I love these kind of shows, counting everything they got wrong is funny :D

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Dec 28, 2021·edited Dec 28, 2021

OT

Anti-vaxxer kickboxer kicks himself in the head with his own stupidity and pays the ultimate price:

"Kickboxing Champ Dies After Refusing to Admit He Has COVID, Checking Himself Out of Hospital"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/kickboxing-champ-dies-after-refusing-to-admit-he-has-covid-checking-himself-out-of-hospital/ar-AASbPoK

He checked out, all right. Permanently. And his ring name was "The Undertaker." So appropriate.

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Some days it just feels like we're living in the Onionverse...

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He has 100% support of all the puppets he preaches to.

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He must've thought that stunt of his was funny. More proof that Christians don't humor well.

For me, it was a desperate cry for help.

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The self-righteous attitude of these people really cracks me up. They get all upset, and angry, butt-hurt, and annoyed when somebody calls them out on their BS. They are so shameless in their arrogance that they dare to scold people like unruly children in the "Good Ol' Times" of a quasi theocracy they were used to. I always laugh my ass off when I hear them whine and complain about mean and "militant" non-religious; their lack of self-awareness is only topped by their lack of good manners and compassion. Fück them! For every truly decent and genuine good religious person you'll find(and they exist) you'll have ten self-absorbed, greedy, narcissistic assholes.

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Dec 27, 2021·edited Dec 27, 2021

They have the gall to use the word 'militant' in regard to nonreligious people?

Too bad for them that we have the recorded history of their bloodthirsty, psychotic, ultraviolent belief system. They can just STFU.

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It's even recorded into their holy book.

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They’re made up entirely of gall. There’s no room for anything else.

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Or he was shooting for a more intelligent audience.

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That's an extremely low bar to clear.

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"...he treated shady televangelists as victims of a mainstream media out to make money off of them."

Pot, kettle, etc.

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Shady televangelist: "Pay attention to me! Look at me! Love me!"

Other shady televangelist: "Stop exploiting my fellow televangelists by paying so much attention to them! Pay attention to *me* instead!"

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Some preachers are a lot worse than others, but they are all social parasites, living off the labor of others. The average garbage collector contributes more genuine good to the world than a member of the clergy.

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Hi, Oraxx, nice to see you back!

Imagine a world without garbage collectors, cleaning people, teachers, janitors, nurses, sex-workers, waiters - now imagine a world without preachers, imams, rabbis. Which world would you miss more?

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OT: I hope the new commenting system at OnlySky has a block feature.

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Not to mention other features that are sadly lacking here.

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