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It includes the Constitution, which not only stands in direct contradiction to the Ten Commandments, it also forbids both establishment of religion and any sort of religious test for public office. It also makes no reference to the Christian religion.

The Bill of Rights. What do rights have to do with the bible? There is no freedom in its pages. Unquestioning obedience to a sky-dwelling dictator is demanded.

The Declaration of Independence? The opening salvo in our war to rid ourselves of a Christian empire and a man who believed he ruled by divine right from 3,000 miles away.

Unbefuckinglievable.

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Jesus would throw this Bible out of the Temple along with the moneychangers.

How come it doesn't include "The Art of the Deal?"

If you've served in the US military, you have heard Lee Greenwood's ghastly song until you're ready to vomit...numbers of my fellow service members couldn't take it, either.

I'm surprised it doesn't have the January 6 traitors' version of the National Anthem.

This Bibl should not be cast aside lightly.

It should be hurled with great force.

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Is it printed upside down, or will the reader have to hold it upside down themselves to emulate their latest lord and savior?

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I hate god Bless the USA and everytime I read about it being blared at a red hat rally, I want to counter the noise with neil diamond's Coming to America. That is the song I want to promote, the one that welcomes diverse peoples from all over the world.

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“What if my Bible has sticky pages?”

Congratulations! You’ve won a special Stephen Miller edition that he was holding while watching migrant children being ripped from their families! No DNA testing, please.

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He's already compared himself to Jesus. So is there a ghostwritten Gospel of Donald? One filled from first page to last with nothing but braggadoccio, lies, petulance, whining and endless egotism?

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Instead of a cross on the cover, it will have a big gold T.

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King James Version, is it? Let's inform any NatC who's stupid enough to buy this thing that James I was...how shall I put this?...not heterosexual. 😉

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Con men gonna con ... and there's no con so pervasive or pernicious as religion. It figures that Trump would take an opportunity such as that ridiculous bible and attempt to run with it, never mind CHARGING for it when, in some cases, anyone wanting a bible can get one FOR FREE from some sources.

The whole point, obviously, is to at least help to pay for Trump's considerable and mounting legal expenses, though I'd be dubious that bible sales will put so much as a dent in the $175 million he has to come up with for that bond! Just one more stupidity from Mr. Stupid, himself.

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Not a good sign when you gotta put out an FAQ that includes the question “why is my Bible sticky?”

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When Trump says “Make America Pray Again,” it’s not a request.

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The Founding Fathers, the 7 Key ones who had the most influence on what form of government our country would take, did not base our government on "Judeo-Christian" values. That didn't even exist then. Judeo-Christian wasn't coined until October 17th, 1821. And it means nothing to Jewish rabbis and Jewish scholars.

Trump and the NatCs wouldn't much like what the Key founders had to say about Christians and their religion. 5 were Deists and one was a Christian who was only devout when it suited him. He otherwise ignored it. Only one of the 7 was an orthodox Christian.

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Contains the PoA. The original by Bellamy sans the god reference?

No? But it was accompanied by the Bellamy Salute that is an exact replica of the one used by the Nazis. We know that Trump and Christian Nationalists are ardent admirers of the Third Reich.

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I cannot understand the people who support him so much because he's an example to them of how anyone can be successful. It's obvious that he's just playing a role. If he is successful at anything it's pretending to be rich, powerful and a leader.

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Trump Bible excerpts:

Thou shall commit adultery and divorce multiple times.

Thou shalt lie to push thine agenda.

Thou shalt incite riots to overturn elections.

Thou shalt sic thy followers on thine enemies.

Thou shalt pay porn stars to cover up thine affairs.

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Now that we've heard Trump's oh-so-convenient God talk, let's be sure to spread the following to his faithful:

"What he really thinks: Trump mocks Christians, calls them 'fools' and schmucks' "

https://www.salon.com/2020/09/11/what-he-really-thinks-trump-mocks-christians-calls-them-fools-and-schmucks_partner/

Keep in mind: He said these things back when he was still in office. Oopsies!

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