When they said “meritocracy” I thought they were talking about the ability and credentials to do the jobs they were hired for. What they really meant was get the most attention by any means necessary. And kiss up to the least qualified, and capable person on the planet.
“ … he claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him roughly 40 miles from Albany, Georgia, before setting him down in a ditch near a church.“
So he claims he blacked out and ended up in a ditch after having driven 40 miles that he apparently doesn’t remember. He's lucky he didn’t kill someone.
Honestly, I question his diagnoses. He might have had cancer, but I highly doubt he was told it’s terminal and suddenly it’s gone. Even with a new treatment.
I am assuming, if it happened at all, he was blind drunk and drove himself somewhere he wasn’t aware of. Otherwise he’s just saying things to get the attention of the looney right wingers who prioritize their religious convictions over reality.
Knowing the propensity of wingnuts to blow everything out of proportion to puff themselves up, he probably just had a 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 cancerous mole excised.
What's harder to believe? I think we have a photo finish here, with the "teleportation" and Yahweh's movement tied with Jesus coming again in a three-way tie.
This is what we have been reduced to. Trump's incessant mendacity has been embraced by the madhouse Christians, each providing support to the other. The cardinal rule appears to be: "The first liar doesn't have a chance," and we have Greggy here doing his damnedest to outdo everyone else, Trump included.
I too was teleported to a waffle house. But unlike him I got the names of those alien buggers who did it to me, Vod-ka, Vike-oden, and Met-am-fed-am-in. The bastards the lot of them,... We meet every Friday and the dumpster behind the Motel 6.
I don’t often experience magic and miracles, when I do, the place I want to experience them in is a corporate hell hole of high-fat culinary depravity.
Alternatively…
Boy howdy! Let’s give the inmates a chance to run the asylum. After all, they understand crazy. It’s just crazy enough that it might work.
Or Alternatively…
What's harder to believe? That God could move in a moment during a spiritual battle, or
Jesus Christ rose from the dead and is coming again?
How about… that god’s supreme move in his eternal game of magical chess was to transport a pawn to a corporate simulacrum of fine dining…
Because god works in mysterious ways.
as Mencken put it: “ The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.”
At this point it's beyond obvious that the Republican party is so anti-government that they are actively trying to destroy it from the inside. They appoint a nut-case like this and when the agency fails to live up to it's mission, they claim the agency is useless.
He had an out of bottle experience…
That is right on point!
What is far worse than this man’s delusions is the fact every Senate Republican will vote to confirm him for a job he is clearly not fit to hold.
What's (IMHO) even worse than that is a number of those senators are convinced he is, 100% dead-cert, fit to hold the job because Jesus.
Literally EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this turd reich from the President down is either a nutcase, a whack job, a nut job, or a whack case.
And just plain incompetent, completely unsuited for their positions.
When they said “meritocracy” I thought they were talking about the ability and credentials to do the jobs they were hired for. What they really meant was get the most attention by any means necessary. And kiss up to the least qualified, and capable person on the planet.
Wait, they misspelled “mediocrity “. That makes more sense.
Sorry to reply to myself.
Or an outright psychopath.
Yep. As George Carlin once said, "Full-blown wackaloons."
You’re not being fair here.
Con men.
Is the teleporter in the room with us right now, Gregg?
And is Montgomery Scott at the controls?
Energize!!!
Scotty could have done it!
“ … he claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him roughly 40 miles from Albany, Georgia, before setting him down in a ditch near a church.“
So he claims he blacked out and ended up in a ditch after having driven 40 miles that he apparently doesn’t remember. He's lucky he didn’t kill someone.
Everyone else, however, is 𝘶𝘯lucky... that he didn't find a nice, stout telephone pole before he found the ditch.
No wonder the U.S. is a worldwide embarrassment.
Honestly, I question his diagnoses. He might have had cancer, but I highly doubt he was told it’s terminal and suddenly it’s gone. Even with a new treatment.
I am assuming, if it happened at all, he was blind drunk and drove himself somewhere he wasn’t aware of. Otherwise he’s just saying things to get the attention of the looney right wingers who prioritize their religious convictions over reality.
Knowing the propensity of wingnuts to blow everything out of proportion to puff themselves up, he probably just had a 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 cancerous mole excised.
He could be a tweaker.
Or a jumper.
What's harder to believe? I think we have a photo finish here, with the "teleportation" and Yahweh's movement tied with Jesus coming again in a three-way tie.
This is what we have been reduced to. Trump's incessant mendacity has been embraced by the madhouse Christians, each providing support to the other. The cardinal rule appears to be: "The first liar doesn't have a chance," and we have Greggy here doing his damnedest to outdo everyone else, Trump included.
Simply beyond belief.
I too was teleported to a waffle house. But unlike him I got the names of those alien buggers who did it to me, Vod-ka, Vike-oden, and Met-am-fed-am-in. The bastards the lot of them,... We meet every Friday and the dumpster behind the Motel 6.
Do they leave a light on for you?
I don’t often experience magic and miracles, when I do, the place I want to experience them in is a corporate hell hole of high-fat culinary depravity.
Alternatively…
Boy howdy! Let’s give the inmates a chance to run the asylum. After all, they understand crazy. It’s just crazy enough that it might work.
Or Alternatively…
What's harder to believe? That God could move in a moment during a spiritual battle, or
Jesus Christ rose from the dead and is coming again?
How about… that god’s supreme move in his eternal game of magical chess was to transport a pawn to a corporate simulacrum of fine dining…
Because god works in mysterious ways.
as Mencken put it: “ The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.”
𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠.
-- Aron Ra
The point we need to drive home is that Phillips is a tool who has several screws loose.
I think we need to drill down on this topic.
And hammer the message home!
He needs to get a grip on his vices.
Wingnut.
Teleported, or whatever, to a Waffle House. God's miracles ain't what they used to be.
I heard it was a place to avoid eating at.
https://ibb.co/k2b6rGdt
Not even teleported to heaven via an NDE. Phillips aimed low and got low.
OT: Joe Stutler
He is risen.....Yep, good ol' Poppin' Fresh! Enjoy your canned biscuits, He is indeed buttery goodness!
The yeast among you.
D'ough!
At this point it's beyond obvious that the Republican party is so anti-government that they are actively trying to destroy it from the inside. They appoint a nut-case like this and when the agency fails to live up to it's mission, they claim the agency is useless.
"We believe the government is broken, and to prove it we're gonna break it ourselves!"
jesus christ, yet another fuckin’ nutter 🤪
" ... 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑠𝑦𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑠𝑦𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑐 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ."
s/syncratic character/t/