When they said “meritocracy” I thought they were talking about the ability and credentials to do the jobs they were hired for. What they really meant was get the most attention by any means necessary. And kiss up to the least qualified, and capable person on the planet.
Tlrump's only hiring criteria is unquestioning loyalty. That doesn't leave him with much of a talent pool to draw from. Competent people with high ethical standards simply do not work for Donald Trump.
“ … he claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him roughly 40 miles from Albany, Georgia, before setting him down in a ditch near a church.“
So he claims he blacked out and ended up in a ditch after having driven 40 miles that he apparently doesn’t remember. He's lucky he didn’t kill someone.
Honestly, I question his diagnoses. He might have had cancer, but I highly doubt he was told it’s terminal and suddenly it’s gone. Even with a new treatment.
I am assuming, if it happened at all, he was blind drunk and drove himself somewhere he wasn’t aware of. Otherwise he’s just saying things to get the attention of the looney right wingers who prioritize their religious convictions over reality.
Knowing the propensity of wingnuts to blow everything out of proportion to puff themselves up, he probably just had a 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 cancerous mole excised.
I too was teleported to a waffle house. But unlike him I got the names of those alien buggers who did it to me, Vod-ka, Vike-oden, and Met-am-fed-am-in. The bastards the lot of them,... We meet every Friday and the dumpster behind the Motel 6.
What's harder to believe? I think we have a photo finish here, with the "teleportation" and Yahweh's movement tied with Jesus coming again in a three-way tie.
This is what we have been reduced to. Trump's incessant mendacity has been embraced by the madhouse Christians, each providing support to the other. The cardinal rule appears to be: "The first liar doesn't have a chance," and we have Greggy here doing his damnedest to outdo everyone else, Trump included.
I don’t often experience magic and miracles, when I do, the place I want to experience them in is a corporate hell hole of high-fat culinary depravity.
Alternatively…
Boy howdy! Let’s give the inmates a chance to run the asylum. After all, they understand crazy. It’s just crazy enough that it might work.
Or Alternatively…
What's harder to believe? That God could move in a moment during a spiritual battle, or
Jesus Christ rose from the dead and is coming again?
How about… that god’s supreme move in his eternal game of magical chess was to transport a pawn to a corporate simulacrum of fine dining…
Because god works in mysterious ways.
as Mencken put it: “ The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.”
I have. WH does a perfectly fine job of serving up breakfast 24 hours a day. I don't go often but its for eggs, sausage, and hashbrowns. The taters can be dressed up any number of ways. My pancakes are generally better than restaurant ones so I never bother with that. And waffles have never been my carb.
He had an out of bottle experience…
That is right on point!
Wait, I thought religion needed a bottle to be belived?
What is far worse than this man’s delusions is the fact every Senate Republican will vote to confirm him for a job he is clearly not fit to hold.
What's (IMHO) even worse than that is a number of those senators are convinced he is, 100% dead-cert, fit to hold the job because Jesus.
Literally EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this turd reich from the President down is either a nutcase, a whack job, a nut job, or a whack case.
And just plain incompetent, completely unsuited for their positions.
When they said “meritocracy” I thought they were talking about the ability and credentials to do the jobs they were hired for. What they really meant was get the most attention by any means necessary. And kiss up to the least qualified, and capable person on the planet.
Wait, they misspelled “mediocrity “. That makes more sense.
Sorry to reply to myself.
No worries! 😁👍
Or an outright psychopath.
Yep. As George Carlin once said, "Full-blown wackaloons."
You’re not being fair here.
Con men.
It's the new version of DEI. Finally, an administration that doesn't discriminate against incompetent lunatics.
Tlrump's only hiring criteria is unquestioning loyalty. That doesn't leave him with much of a talent pool to draw from. Competent people with high ethical standards simply do not work for Donald Trump.
You forgot kook
“ … he claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him roughly 40 miles from Albany, Georgia, before setting him down in a ditch near a church.“
So he claims he blacked out and ended up in a ditch after having driven 40 miles that he apparently doesn’t remember. He's lucky he didn’t kill someone.
Everyone else, however, is 𝘶𝘯lucky... that he didn't find a nice, stout telephone pole before he found the ditch.
Last I heard blackouts made you well qualified for AA.
Honestly, I question his diagnoses. He might have had cancer, but I highly doubt he was told it’s terminal and suddenly it’s gone. Even with a new treatment.
I am assuming, if it happened at all, he was blind drunk and drove himself somewhere he wasn’t aware of. Otherwise he’s just saying things to get the attention of the looney right wingers who prioritize their religious convictions over reality.
Knowing the propensity of wingnuts to blow everything out of proportion to puff themselves up, he probably just had a 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 cancerous mole excised.
He could be a tweaker.
Or a jumper.
I too was teleported to a waffle house. But unlike him I got the names of those alien buggers who did it to me, Vod-ka, Vike-oden, and Met-am-fed-am-in. The bastards the lot of them,... We meet every Friday and the dumpster behind the Motel 6.
Do they leave a light on for you?
Is the teleporter in the room with us right now, Gregg?
And is Montgomery Scott at the controls?
Energize!!!
Scotty could have done it!
No wonder the U.S. is a worldwide embarrassment.
What's harder to believe? I think we have a photo finish here, with the "teleportation" and Yahweh's movement tied with Jesus coming again in a three-way tie.
This is what we have been reduced to. Trump's incessant mendacity has been embraced by the madhouse Christians, each providing support to the other. The cardinal rule appears to be: "The first liar doesn't have a chance," and we have Greggy here doing his damnedest to outdo everyone else, Trump included.
Simply beyond belief.
I don’t often experience magic and miracles, when I do, the place I want to experience them in is a corporate hell hole of high-fat culinary depravity.
Alternatively…
Boy howdy! Let’s give the inmates a chance to run the asylum. After all, they understand crazy. It’s just crazy enough that it might work.
Or Alternatively…
What's harder to believe? That God could move in a moment during a spiritual battle, or
Jesus Christ rose from the dead and is coming again?
How about… that god’s supreme move in his eternal game of magical chess was to transport a pawn to a corporate simulacrum of fine dining…
Because god works in mysterious ways.
as Mencken put it: “ The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.”
𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠.
-- Aron Ra
No one that I know spells blackout drunk as teleport. I am so utterly sick of these fucking lunatics.
The point we need to drive home is that Phillips is a tool who has several screws loose.
I think we need to drill down on this topic.
And hammer the message home!
Nailed it.
Think I wrenched my back doing it!
He needs to get a grip on his vices.
Wingnut.
Oh thou naysayers, who amongst us has not teleported to Waffle House?
🤣🤣
The usual method is to be drunk and hungry at 3 am.
Do you suppose Greggy had a bad case of the munchies from a little weed, maybe? 🤔
Not me! I have 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 never ended up at a Waffle House inexplicably after a late night doing who-knows-what.
IHOP, on the other hand...
Because conservatives love Waffle House! Love the South and love the Confederacy. True “patriots” only! 😂
I've never been to a Waffle House.
I have. WH does a perfectly fine job of serving up breakfast 24 hours a day. I don't go often but its for eggs, sausage, and hashbrowns. The taters can be dressed up any number of ways. My pancakes are generally better than restaurant ones so I never bother with that. And waffles have never been my carb.
Me either. We don't have them around us.
I got teleported to Dick’s Drive-In the other day. I stepped aboard a bus and BOOM. Deposited half-a-block from them. It’s a miracle!
Gods, it's long past time for the Rapture to get these dolts off the planet.
new twist on a old classic
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15704429/professor-christian-university-arrested-rape-battery-minors.html
Dammit, I hate to approve of the daily mail.
Jesus Christ! Lock them up already. I’m tired.
I don't know about a "new twist," but that Tarwater character is clearly TWISTED.
the twist it is a right-wing Christian professor instead of pastor. not much of a twist but think it counts
Not a drag queen, etc, etc, etc ..
Teleported, or whatever, to a Waffle House. God's miracles ain't what they used to be.
Not even teleported to heaven via an NDE. Phillips aimed low and got low.
I heard it was a place to avoid eating at.
https://ibb.co/k2b6rGdt