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Joan the Dork's avatar

I'm not gonna listen to the album, because Christian music just ain't my thing, but...

๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฏ, girl!

Now, moderate and progressive Christians, I want you to take notes. Pay attention. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต:

๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด is the kind of thing we want to see more of from you. This is ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ญ๐˜บ the energy we want you to carry with you to the ballot box on election day, when you'll be voting for whether or not the performer you just showed so much love for is allowed to keep performing- or to keep existing. If you can vote for an album to show your support for a Queen, but don't follow through by voting for a politician who's going to protect her rights, then this was a meaningless gesture.

All you have to do is remember what made you press ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด button when it comes time to press ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต button.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Not my thing either but the Drag Queen video was impressive. Kudos to the make up artist who was working while Webb was singing.

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Lucius's avatar

They won't though. As reprehensible as feucht is, he says out loud what christians actually think.

Whether they admit it or not, progressive christians know they need evangelicals in power to do the wetwork required to keep their self-righteous hate cult in it's comfy position of dominance.

They'll never risk losing that power They just pay lip service to democracy and humanity so they don't get hit with the stigma. And they don't have the guts to be honest about what they are. That, and they don't want to get off their asses and do the dirty work themselves.

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ericc's avatar

I disagree. I think most mainstream/progressive Christians don't desire dominance. Instead they want separation of Church and State. Scopes, Kitzmiller, Schempp (both the dad and kid), Epperson, one of the Engel plaintiffs...all Christians. Practically all of our church-state separation case law is based on Christian and Jewish plaintiffs bringing suits against Christian dominionists. Everyone likes to mention O'Hare's contribution in getting prayer out of schools, but that was the exception, not the rule.

As Joan says, it's a matter of activism/energy, not specifically belief in Jesus. The conservative Christians are louder and put more effort into politics, legislation, publicity etc. than the liberal Christians.

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Lucius's avatar

If that was the case, bigotry wouldn't be Christianity's core tenet.

And the fact that the fuckers can't be fucking bothered to actually do anything about their fascist brothers and sisters in Christ, and instead spend all their time No True Scotsman-ing anyone who DARES level the most basic and gentle criticism of Christianity says everything.

There are Christians who actually care and try to pump the brakes, but in the US? They don't even break triple digits. They might If you include the entire continent, but in the US I doubt there's more than three dozen.

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oraxx's avatar

Attempting to sort out who was, or was not, a TRUE Christian has spilled enough blood to float the Navy. I simply cannot deal with these people any more.

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Joe King's avatar

It's easy to tell. The Troo Krischun is the one who is ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ.

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Bill Wilson's avatar

Your evil twin.

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Bill Wilson's avatar

My twin

My twin

My twin

I know he looks like me

(My twin) Hates work like me and walks like me

(My twin) He's even got a twin like me - They Might Be Giants, My Evil Twin

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NOGODZ20's avatar

You notice how Fucked is blowing a gasket over this, but when it comes to Christian clergy molesting children he doesn't utter a peep.

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cdbunch's avatar

People like Feuct never understand the Streisand effect.

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Dammit, you beat me to it.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Letโ€™s get this song to drown out the other country song getting attention right now.

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Richard Wade's avatar

So much hatred comes out of Sean Feucht

That daily it has to be trucked.

He thinks that his ways

Will win him great praise,

But history will say that he sucked.

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

Strictly speaking, it is pronounced foiked. And the first line should have only 8 syllables. Allow me!

So much hatred comes from Feucht Sean.

Who knows what bad drugs he is on.

He thinks that his ways

Will win him great praise.

History will call him a con.

You're welcome.

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wreck's avatar

Hey Moe! This guy is foiked! Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

Nyuck indeed!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Foiked? Close enough for government work. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

Strictly speaking foi ch t-- the ch being prnounced as in Chanukah.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Instead of calling him Fucked, I should go with "Farkakte." That's Yiddish for "covered in shit."

Seems fitting. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

That's not shit. That's his fake rock star leather jacket.

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RegularJoe's avatar

That Sean is one really Feucht-up critter.

We need better mental health care in our nation.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

We need to be teaching critical thinking starting in kindergarten. OT, wtf do we use one seemingly random German word for one grade? It's weird to me.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Because Zeroth Grader just doesn't roll off the tongue as well?

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

It's weird, kid. Weird.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Won't lie, senior year of high school might've been marginally less intolerable if they'd just been honest and called it 13th Grade.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Edgy. Nice. Teenage me would've loved it. Heh. Although teenage me had dropped out and was working full time by that point, but still.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You are right. Now you will use "รฉcole maternelle".

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Whitney's avatar

Well, despite my feelings about country music in general, it does seem to be a well made album from what I could hear. Congrats to Flamy Grant for breaking new ground on this one!

Feucht's opinion isn't nearly as relevant as he'd like to think, and that's good news for everyone. I'm just hoping that this means more Christians are willing to take a peek outside their bubble sometimes. The bubble is, after all, a very limiting and lonely place to be, it'd be nice for folks to join the rest of us sometime soon.

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CT Davis's avatar

Oh, this is all pretty fabulous.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Adding Flamy Grant to the very short list of Christians with a public platform who actually try to live their beliefs to the betterment of humanity.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Weird Al and Dolly Parton are Christians. So is Jimmy Carter.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

And richard dawkins is an anti trans atheist. It's not a black and white situation.

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Len Koz's avatar

There's good and bad in everyone. Just ask Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Sorry, I am a narrow minded bigot when minorities right are threatened or denied.

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Len Koz's avatar

That's better than being the narrow minded bigot like Dawkins.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Howโ€™s that taste Feucht? Looks like you find it pretty bitter to me.

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

On the one hand: As many have said "Aint no hate like christian love."

On the other hand: There ARE christians who are NOT full of hate.

On the gripping hand: Gotta love the Streisand Effect!!!

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

Feucht means damp or moist. I'm sure feucht was getting feucht over, and the very thought of all of that feuchting with a drag queen was getting him very feucht indeed.

Have a towlette, pastor.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Heh, tremendous. How many heads are exploding right now? It must be like the Fourth of July. Hopefully this will open some eyes, not everyone will react with 'drag queens can't be Christian', maybe it will make a couple people think. That would be nice.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

OT : I am not the only one who can't sleep. Someone is listening AC/DC songs in the street :)

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I really dislike neighbors who donโ€™t consider their neighbors when playing music late at night.

Tonight is our townโ€™s little summer festival and my hubs is doing concessions for tonightโ€™s concert. We live very close to the park and we listen to the music in our beds every year. Knowing itโ€™s a regular thing makes it easier to deal with.

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larry parker's avatar

"Let There Be Rock"

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Let there be double glazing and hush glass.

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larry parker's avatar

"Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution"

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cdbunch's avatar

Hip Hop is and that seems to be more common where I am.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Blaring from personal stereos tucked in backpacks. Blaring from car speakers.

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cdbunch's avatar

Vibrating my sternum from two lanes away.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Useless when the window is open ๐Ÿ˜

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NOGODZ20's avatar

"Night Prowler?" "You Shook Me All Night Long?"

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I recognised Back in Black. At first I didn't hear well and thought it was guns and roses ๐Ÿคข

No more music, they seem to have gone to bed :(

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Lynn James's avatar

This is why my husband insists we live on a rural highway 15 miles out of town. Yes, it's quiet at night, and we can actually see stars after the sun goes down, but I've never liked commuting to work.

I know, I know, First World Problems and all that.

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cdbunch's avatar

I want to see the stars maybe 3 times a year. I want food delivery 3 or 4 times a month. Grocery delivery 5 or 6 times and french fries at midnight when I want them.

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jomicur's avatar

When you want to see stars can't you just whack yourself on the head? It works for Elmer Fudd and Sylvester Q. Pussycat..

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cdbunch's avatar

That's Puttytat.

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cdbunch's avatar

The resulting migraine turns them into laser beams to the retina and the nausea is overwhelming.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I wouldn't be able to stand it. I grew up with motor noises as lullaby.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Did you say First World Problems?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A

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jomicur's avatar

How do you listen to electricity? ๐Ÿ˜›

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Avec un cornet acoustique. Question suivante.

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Len Koz's avatar

There aren't any AC/DC songs with horns. I know of one with bagpipes, but bagpipes aren't horns, they are a bag of trapped cats.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Ok. You just volunteered for a lesson of French ๐Ÿ˜

Cornet accoustique https://images.app.goo.gl/DrYFa5ctvW5RnmR19

Carnyx https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dUTtkEypYcI

And because I love you La bombarde Bretonne https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3sIyTOymoA&pp=ygUIYm9tYmFyZGU%3D

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Len Koz's avatar

I used the translate function in my browser to find out what cornet acoustique meant, so was just having some fun with you.

Here's a dwarf from "The Hobbit" using his to show what he thinks of elvish music https://youtu.be/UC2qSK3W2jc?t=60

That Carnyx is also useful as a weapon.

Do you know why the Irish dance with their arms at their sides? It makes it harder to start fights in the middle of the dance.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I love Gandalf's face "Why the Hell I brought them here ?".

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NOGODZ20's avatar

"These truly are the last days."

Sorry, O Fucked One. The last days came and went back in the 70s. The Osmonds even wrote a heavy metal song about it (Yes. Those Osmonds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xix9Ngbr2Mc

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Jesus Christ! That's dire.

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larry parker's avatar

The Osmonds in leather is just wrong.

(Marie could pull it off.)

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cdbunch's avatar

The man has a point.

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