176 Comments

thoughts and prayers

Expand full comment

Divided Methodist Church.

(This comment was published earlier. ; )

Expand full comment

Mike Johnson’s America: Revisit landmark SCOTUS decisions and use government to ‘restrain eviil.'

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/21/politics/mike-johnson-kfile-invs/index.html

Mike Johnson, the new speaker of the House, voiced support for revisiting Supreme Court decisions that struck down restrictions on the use of contraception, barred bans on gay sex and legalized same sex marriages, according to a CNN review of his prior public statement.

Expand full comment

Surprise, surprise, a bigot agrees with another bigot that what this country really needs is to be run into the ground by bigots.

Expand full comment

Restrain evil? Let's start with Mike Dickhead.

Expand full comment

Why, and I thought I was the one with the unfortunate last name. *smiles*

Expand full comment

Ahem, as you are well placed to know actual dick heads are play with, this human etron not so much.

Expand full comment

Dickhead: "A stupid, contemptible or annoying man."

I would never denigrate the noble penis, bringer of delights. :D

Expand full comment

Usually it's thought that the emphasis on the conservative slogan "Don't tread on me" is supposed to be on the second word. With authoritarian conservatives like Mikey J., the emphasis is clearly on the last one.

Expand full comment

Shall we all grab popcorn and watch as the UMC do to each other what atheists could never do them: tear themselves to pieces.

I keep saying it: Atheists are not the threat to Christians. Other Christians are.

Expand full comment

As always, smoked paprika for me. No butter and no salt.

Expand full comment
Comment removed
Nov 22, 2023
Comment removed
Expand full comment

Bon appétit.

Expand full comment

*Lloyd Bridges in Airplane voice* "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit mainlining popcorn."

Expand full comment

Looks like the Methodists are having their Southern Baptist moment.

Expand full comment

Religion: society's accepted mental illness.

Expand full comment

Collective delusion. It's a public health problem.

Expand full comment

"It’s incredible that this issue, in 2023, is the hill on which UMC members have chosen to die." But is it really incredible? Religion is all about sex. I thought everyone knew that.

Expand full comment

That's not fair. And it's not true. They're also about money.

Expand full comment

Very sad. What's everyone having for dinner? We had fried chicken.

Expand full comment

I am digesting mine. Rice noodles sautéed with "chicken", mushrooms and peanuts and a tomato and cucumber salad with a yoghurt dressing.

Expand full comment

Mash those peanuts up and add a little oil. : )

Expand full comment

Nope. It was lemon and rosemary peanuts.

Expand full comment

♫ Parsley, sage, rosemary, and peanuts♫

Nope.

Expand full comment

I don't go to Scarborough anymore.

Expand full comment

That's fair.

Expand full comment

Which do you miss more, the bike racing or the cricket festival?

Expand full comment

So....grey junglefowl?

Expand full comment

Aw!

Expand full comment

?

Felt in doggy love at first sight ?

Expand full comment

Dogs, cats, hamsters...I like furry friends.

Expand full comment

By the way guess who this confused dog is 🤣

Expand full comment

Aria. Is my No-Prize on the way?

Expand full comment

*Rummage through her belongings*

Do you want a light blue, light grey or dark grey knitted shawl ?

Expand full comment

It's supposed to be an empty envelope. Just address it to Zorginipsoundsor c/o The Publicity Whore With a Reality Telly Show on the BBC, BBC. They will see that I get it.

Expand full comment

Give me one light, yeah

Give me one hope, hey

Just give me, ah

One man, one man

One bar, one night

One day, hey, hey

Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken!

Expand full comment

Thank you, Freddie.

Expand full comment

Just the other night, I went to Tutta Bella and started with minestrone, moved on to Spaghetti D'Abruzzo and finished with Apple Crostata.

Expand full comment

That sounds amazing.

Expand full comment

*NoGodz gives chef's kiss to Tutta Bella*

I usually go for their certified Neapolitan pizza but this time I opted for pasta. And the minestrone comes with garlic bread. :9-----

Expand full comment

I googled "spaghetti d'Abruzzo" and only found a brand of pasta.

Expand full comment

I can post the menu if you want the deets. :)

Expand full comment

What are you waiting for ? Presto ! 🤤

Expand full comment

Scroll and drool over all the wonderfulness that is Tutta Bella (not just what I had, but all)...

https://tuttabella.com/menu/

Expand full comment

DM and me order : artichoke dip, rustica flatbread, a salerno salad with mozzarella à part, a marinara de costantino and a bianca pizzas, rigatoni all'arrabiata minus the pecorino, rigatoni with roasted garlic cream, a tiramisu and a crostata (DM couldn't decide between the two).

Thank you very much

Expand full comment

Haven't decided yet. I went shopping today and got all the food for Thanksgiving. Turkey for two and ham for one.

Expand full comment

having left over spaghetti bolognese

Expand full comment

I am limited to one peanut butter sandwich a day till I start working again. (i get the bread and PB free) Which is way more interesting than xtians fighting over what thier imaginary friend meant.

Expand full comment

I thought (oh so wrongly) that Methodists were more accepting of LGBTQ+. When I was looking up some more info on the subject I discovered the Free Methodist Church. Nope, they’re just as bigoted as the others. I hope all this leads to a bitter nasty divorce.

Expand full comment
Comment deleted
Nov 21, 2023
Comment deleted
Expand full comment

Yes, I saw an article on Africa in my search to get up to speed on this. Thank you

Expand full comment

Do you have any turkey breasts? where do you get your bra

Expand full comment

Nice giblets.

Eta: Although those can't be real, I suspect stuffing.

Expand full comment

Especially if it's a tom turkey.

Expand full comment

Yet another fan base schism for the Christian church. They really do love their my-way-or-the-highway attitudes, don't they?

I honestly wish this were likely to lead to more people leaving religion entirely, but I'm not sure it will. The split I went though as a child isn't why I left, or more accurately, it's not the only reason I left. I left because I finally had a real option to do so, I'd been wanting to get out for years by the time I finally managed it. Still, it's nice that at least some churches trying to support LGBTQ+ persons, and sticking to their efforts to do so. Seems a bit late and a little short to me, but it's something.

Now, if we could just convince Russia that Ukraine doesn't belong to them, then work on Israel and Palestine/Hamas getting along.....

Expand full comment

The Israel/Palestine situation is nowhere near as simple as the Russia/Ukraine situation.

Bibi is invoking 𝐴𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑘.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/11/benjamin-netanyahu-amalek-israel-palestine-gaza-saul-samuel-old-testament/

Expand full comment

You're right, it's not. I'm just...well, okay, I can't stand the video of hurt babies on the news anymore. My mother used to complain that my brother and I would rather fight with each other than eat when we were hungry; I'm starting to feel like Israel and Palestine would rather kill each other than see their kids make it to adulthood.

I'm not handling that thought well.

Expand full comment

I'm just raging at the idiots who not only see nothing wrong with Israel committing war crimes, but who also attack anyone who is even the least bit critical or disagrees with their methods.

Expand full comment

A lot seems to be a pick a side mentality. To me its an extreme right wing government vs a terrorist group. Both are willing and eager to kill anyone in their way. But people are forcing other people to pick a side.

Expand full comment

Committing war crimes is kinda what a terrorist group does. But when a government does it and is unapologetic about it, they lose all legitimacy in my eyes.

I just want Israel to stop killing civilians, to stop attacking hospitals. According to the nutjobs, that makes me "anti-Israel pro-Hamas".

I've pretty much given up on expecting Israel to honour the Oslo Accords that they have been pointedly violating for the past 50 years. I've come to realize that Israel does not give any flying rat anal fuck what anyone else thinks or wants. They'll just do what they want, the UN will make all sorts of noise about, and the US will block any and all attempts at reigning them in.

Bibi has invoked Amalek. He's not going to stop until the Palestinians are purged. The hundreds of schools and thousands of children bombed prove it, despite that "robert" nutjob saying otherwise. He says none of the Israelis agree with Bibi's actions, but all I see is that absolutely none of them are doing anything to stop him.

At best, they're going to wait until after The Purge is completed, then use him as a sacrificial goat to appease the rest of the planet.

Not unlike what they did to Joan d'arc.

Expand full comment

Schismzam? Shazism?

Expand full comment

Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.

Expand full comment

"We're gonna do it..."

Expand full comment

(in Gomer Pyle's voice) "Shazam!"

Expand full comment

I'm a Marvel fan and shall remain so. No interest whatsoever in the DC Universe.

Expand full comment

I liked Shazam!, but I don't think I've seen any of the others since Dark Knight. Maybe bits and pieces of Aquaman.

Expand full comment

The first Wonder Woman was quite good, forget the second.

Expand full comment

Sounds like the first and second Shazam movies. The first one worked while the second one failed massively (or so I've heard).

Expand full comment

I actually liked the recent movie a great deal, mostly because it seemed to have a great deal of heart in it. The story was predictable and silly, but then, why not?

Expand full comment

For once it's DM and me who like both 😁

Expand full comment

More of that Christian love.

Expand full comment

They can't decide who they despise more, nonbelievers or each other.

Expand full comment

Themselves.

Expand full comment

When I was younger, the Methodists and Presbyterians were quite liberal... but, their 'base' has gotten much older and apparently are sitting at home getting propagandized by TV. Still the majority of their churches are staying in the fold and maybe they can eke out a continued existence minus the bigots. I think it is great that the bigots are segregating themselves and setting a big red arrow pointed at themselves. As Hemant notes, they are not going to be able to recruit any younger church goers.

Expand full comment

Why don't they just ask god who's right?

These people talk to god all the time, and put their faith and trust utterly in him as the most loving, powerful, protective, and overall most important influence in their lives, right?

Seems it would be best to just ask god and get the answer right from the source.

(Unless, of course, there's this nagging suspicion that maybe that source isn't everything it's cracked up to be...)

Expand full comment

Both sides already have. 🤪

Expand full comment