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Guerilla Surgeon's avatar

Hell, I have at least $30 million worth of demons – this guy is a piker. I'm back. Just shifted house – we have 89 boxes in the garage there is no room for any cars, I don't have any socks or underwear at the moment, but I do have Internet. Things could be better but as long as I have Internet.

cdbunch's avatar

Being without internet is almost as bad as being without electricity. You just sit around hoping it will eventually come back on. The only difference is you don't freeze or boil if the internet goes out.

Edit: Texan here, I haven't forgotten last winter even if most residents have.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Is it possible to become addicted to the 'Net? Or at least certain sites such as this, where there is a community?

When I'm disconnected from FA, I feel at a loss and am not quite sure what to do with myself.

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Dec 23, 2021
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cdbunch's avatar

Goldfish have eidetic memories compared to a Texas Republican

larry parker's avatar

It's a good thing that socks and underwear aren't required for the internet. ; )

larry parker's avatar

I hope you at least put a towel down on the library chair. ; )

Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Wow, the libraries in Seattle are really liberal!

NOGODZ20's avatar

I mean, what's the big deal? Everyone is naked under their clothing, right? Why not just take the next logical step.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Of course. I'm a hoopy frood who always know where his towel is.

(Douglas Adams never mentioned this as one of the uses for a towel)

Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Having Internet without socks can be messy for a man.

Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Omg! OMg!! OMG!!! WHO TOLD YOU I DO THAT ‽ ‽ ‽ Have you hacked my webcam? 😤

Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

It's NOGODZ and his clairvoyant power :D

NOGODZ20's avatar

Hey, when ya got it...

NOGODZ20's avatar

I have a solution for Marcus Lee: Become an atheist. We're completely immune to demons, contagious or otherwise.

larry parker's avatar

A lot of churches say that I'm going to hell. I going to sue for eleventybillion!

regmeyer's avatar

But if you are looking forward to it, it really hurts your case.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

He’s going about this all wrong. You lean into the rumors to make money, especially 15 mill worth. With a rumor like that he could get some serious stage time in a drag show. Contessa Demon would be a huge draw.

Boreal's avatar

There wouldn't be a demon problem if his bible college had blackjack and hookers.

Matri's avatar

No license to gamble, so no blackjack for them.

larry parker's avatar

I don't think it was Anthrax. Maybe it was a cover band. It doesn't look like they are touring right now but have a European tour scheduled for next year. https://www.anthrax.com/

NOGODZ20's avatar

Clicked on that and thought "Did Kerry King join Anthrax?" Then I realized it was Scott Ian pulling a Kerry King.

I see that the band still has 4 of the 5 classic lineup members (Dan Spitz would split, rejoin and split again. He eventually became both a watchmaker and born-again Christian).

Matri's avatar

*facepalms* They WISH it was anthrax. Admitting it was Covid would be admitting they were wrong, so of course they’ll latch onto anything to deny it.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Makes me think of the Geico commercial with the Ratt problem.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

"Show me the Demon-proof!"

Usually about 80 proof.

Boreal's avatar

Absinthe is high test demon proof.

regmeyer's avatar

I go with Rum, the higher the proof the better.

Joe King's avatar

How do you get them into the still?

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

It's their natural state, like angels on the heads of pins.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

You tag them, then they can’t move until Satan can tag them again.

GrandmascienCe's avatar

Wait...that's FREEZE tag. I thought Satan liked it hot?!

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Dante told me Satan was frozen in a lake of ice in the lowest circle of hell, so freeze tag is right up his alley.

NOGODZ20's avatar

I find myself preferring The Power Station's cover of "Get it On (Bang a Gong)' over the original by T Rex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR7z2YzwpcU

wreck's avatar

"contagious demons"

Those are the worst kind.

regmeyer's avatar

There is a cure though, it's called leaving religion far behind and embracing free thought.

Matri's avatar

Nah, too much work. Easier to just let the nice man in the dress do their thinking for them.

CorporalKlinger's avatar

Damn, you beat to it by an hour, but I agree, those are the worst of the worst!

NOGODZ20's avatar

I would never knock wurst.

CorporalKlinger's avatar

Leberwurst oder Blutwurst?

Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Wackiest ? This kind of lawsuit was a national sport in Middle Ages from one of my college history teacher...

OwossoHarpist's avatar

That's gotta be the dumbest accusation ever made by 2 Bozos operating some "Bible School" no different than what Dumb Idiot Ham runs in his Kentucky abode not affected by tornadoes.

NOGODZ20's avatar

See what happens when you don't get the contagious demons vaccine or wear a mask when you're out in public, Mr. Lee?

Matri's avatar

It’s funny.

They’ll believe claims that Jesus died and resurrected, but not that this man is falsely accused of “contagious demons”.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Choking on gnats and swallowing camels. Such is the Christian Way.

Boreal's avatar

Contagious demons are no laughing matter. Takes a lot of dirty martinis and good weed to exorcise them.

CorporalKlinger's avatar

Contagious demons are the worst!!11!!

regmeyer's avatar

Don't worry Science has found a cure for them and it just happens to be Science.