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Prisoner: I have ethics!

Parole board: You're not Christian.

Prisoner: That's right but I have ethics!

Parole board: But if you are not Christian then you don't have ethics.

Prisoner: Do Christian ethics include not lying?

Parole board: Of course! It's right there in our ten commandments.

Prisoner: But if I say I'm Christian then I would be lying and that would go against my ethics and yours.

Parole board: It's okay to lie as long as you say you are Christian.

Prisoner: Then Christian ethics are inferior to my ethics.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Good. What kind of insanity was that attempt at denying him his rights to begin with anyway?

Try to force a Christian to embrace atheism and you'd hear PERSECUTION!!!

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