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Boreal's avatar

Questions:

Why did "god" bring Covid to them in the first place?

Why couldn't "god" stop the mask mandate?

Why does the church need PPA money when they have have god? Remember christstains always claim "god will provide."

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Joe King's avatar

Because God doesn't do reality?

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Boreal's avatar

Neither do any of his followers.

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Ben J's avatar

You are not being fair.

God did provide them with collection plates. After that, it's "God helps those who help themselves."

And they did.

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cdbunch's avatar

Vain MoFo is too busy contemplating his own greatness to actually pay attention to the universe(s?) he created. He has abdicated his position and should be replaced.

Or maybe Bette's right and he's even more nearsighted than I am.

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cdbunch's avatar

For those who didn't get the reference from the last line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE

Pretty song and she does it well, but the lyrics are complete bullshit.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

God provided them with PPA loans.

Of course, the devil provided Covid and mask mandates. It’s easy to make it work their way when they can claim, not only an imaginary benefactor, but an imaginary malefactor at the same time. Go devils!

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Geoff Benson's avatar

“And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.”

Why didn’t he remember fu….g viruses!

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Do viruses creep?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

️🎵 They're creepy and they're kooky

Mysterious and spooky

They're altogether ooky ️🎵

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Geoff Benson's avatar

Probably. They’re very sneaky!

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jomicur's avatar

You clearly don't understand the vital concept of "religious liberty." All you have to do is claim to be religious and you are automatically free to do anything you want TO anyone you want to do it to. Moreover, if you say you're religious, ANY opinion you hold must be respected and deferred to, without question, period, even if it has nothing at all to do with religion. I'm sure if you read the Constitution you'll find that it says all that quite explicitly. ... ... ... Oh, wait...

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cdbunch's avatar

Right next to where it says that every citizen is entitled to their own nuclear arsenal if they are smart enough to build one or rich enough to buy one.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Vicky Fartz just put herself on the endless list of GQPs who value their guns over the lives of children.

(Wanna bet she identifies as "pro-life?")

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cdbunch's avatar

I'm not going to watch the C-SPAN footage, but I can't help wondering if she was really that incoherent or if it was the reporter's spin.

And I think if I had been the witness, I would have said "Congresswoman, you asked the damn question, it is your duty as a Representative to listen to the damn answer."

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NOGODZ20's avatar

What a surprise that she was endorsed by the NRA and is a life member.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Or they have a billionaire sugar daddy who collects Nazi memorabilia.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Horsey had something to say about Thomas' dalliances with white nationalists like Crow.

https://theweek.com/political-satire/1022644/ethical-gifts

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Geoff Benson's avatar

I remember a RWNJ complaining about having to wear a diaper on his face. I pointed out that if he’d rinsed it out first it would probably have smelled better!

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Len Koz's avatar

Since most RWNJs talk a bunch of shit, a face diaper is appropriate.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I always assumed that was their major issue with the masks.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Consewertives don't brush their tooths? 🤔

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Probably, but no amount of fresh minty toothpaste can cover the stench of the bs they spew regularly, let alone the especially putrid decay they regurgitated regarding the pandemic.

Actually, no they don’t, many of the actual people I met that were most vocal about not wearing masks had a great deal of dental issues. Issues that were visible and detectable by smell.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

This is the brand of action I want to see taken against ANY church that wishes to act as a scofflaw against secular authority. That holds for violations of commonsense safety regulations (masks) or refusal to take action against staff or management positions who seek to evade laws regarding child abuse (I'm looking at YOU, Catholic Church!). The kind of "Oh, gee, it's a church, should we really?" attitude which I've seen entirely too much of was old 10 squares back.

It is well past time they all faced the music.

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cdbunch's avatar

Don't forget they need to *prove* they deserve 503(c) status.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Yup ... that, too.

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Natasha Millikan's avatar

Someone must have tallied the deaths from this church?

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

I too was wondering this, especially since idiot fundagelical churches (such as this one seems to be) have a higher-than-normal proportion of elderly congregants, who are especially at risk from COVID-19.

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Natasha Millikan's avatar

They were having 500 person indoor events twice a day, encouraged to come in sick, and bullied out of wearing masks. I’m surprised they still have a congregation.

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XJC's avatar

"It's a miracle." Christian Logic 101.

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cdbunch's avatar

I'd be surprised if they don't try to appeal this to SCOTUS. And I fear what SCOTUS will do to future public health restrictions.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

My concern as well. From what I gather we can expect more such health issues the more we deforest the world so how this ultimately shakes down could have serious ramifications for the future of the country.

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

That was my 1st thought. I'm surprised I have to go this far down the comments section to actually find it in print.

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Lynn James's avatar

SCOTUS is a hazard to public health and safety.

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Joe King's avatar

A rare but needed denial of Christian Privilege.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

We can start to prepare popcorn, snacks and drinks.

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

So how many people died while the rules for COVID safety was broken at the church?

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larry parker's avatar

Called to heaven. /s

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Perhaps: ree-turn-duh to thee booosum of chur-iast! (man, southern preacher is hard to spell phonetically)

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larry parker's avatar

Pretty good, but I have to ask, christ has boobs?

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Kur-iast is awl thi-ungs to awl meh-uhn!

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cdbunch's avatar

I knew it was suspicious that he traveled the countryside with a dozen men and no women, not even to do the menial labor. What happens in the land of milk and honey *stays* in the land of milk and honey.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Was one boob milk and the other honey?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I want a curry too, sans meat.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Pineapple shrimp fried rice. :)

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Why else do you think he wore a corset?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Click on the following link only if you are not afraid to damage your brain. Plus don't ask me what I typed to find this picture.

https://images.app.goo.gl/oo81waoJZZ2qPGm56

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larry parker's avatar

Brain still intact, mostly. No additional damage.

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oraxx's avatar

Cue them to play the poor persecuted Christian card. The thing to remember here, is the people in the pews are as bad as their preacher because they enable him. There is no situation so bad it cannot be made worse by religion.

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ericc's avatar

Their attitudes may have been just as irresponsible, but they weren't the ones to decide if the doors are open or closed. The state should go after the building owners/operators (which they did).

If you're a believer in the 'stochastic terrorism' notion, this is the right thing to do from that perspective also; go after the inciters of illegal behavior to lower the incidence of illegal behavior.

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oraxx's avatar

They're the ones who delegated their thinking to him, and fund his church.

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RegularJoe's avatar

Mark 12:17

Matthew 22:21

Luke 20:25

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Can you translate for non christians ?

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Joe King's avatar

Render unto Caesar etc.

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ericc's avatar

"Calvary Chapel received over $340,000 in Paycheck Protection Program loans from the government in 2020. That was money meant to pay employees while keeping them safely at home."

If they really did keep their employees at home while demanding open services, then that is knowlingly endangering the public in violation of the mask laws. Charge them with a reckless endangerment or similar crime. If they didn't keep their employees at home, it's flat out fraud. Charge them with fraud. IMO.

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larry parker's avatar

Can't charge them. They have been "forgiven". Says so right on the form. /s

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NOGODZ20's avatar

OT

When Christians talk about an afterlife and living forever, they might want to consider the following:

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/04/16

Be careful what you wish for, Christians.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I read a short story where a girl is tricked by a god/goddess. She asked for eternal life, not eternal youth.

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Larry Niven wrote science fiction stories where everyone was essentially immortal. In his eyes the results were either you recklessly endangered your life, largely because you were bored and had done everything – or you lived in isolation trying to preserve your life by not doing anything dangerous. I'd like to try it before I made a decision on that. 😁

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cdbunch's avatar

He also had some things to say about great intelligence and how useless it really was.

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cdbunch's avatar

Got to be very careful in stating a wish. Got to watch for those loopholes.

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jomicur's avatar

I'm safe. I'll be wishing for Ben Whishaw, not Johnny Depp.

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Helen Mirren and/or Diane Keaton – in their prime. Plus a bit of eternal youth so I could cope.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Midas myth is not known enough.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Oops!

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Great news, can't wait to see what happens if they try to enforce it. My money is the church will fund raise double the fine because of all this horrible persecution.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Before or after declaring bankruptcy ?

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Whichever gets them more money they don't have to work for.

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cdbunch's avatar

Hey, now. Grifting is work. In some cases it's more work than earning an honest living.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

To paraphrase a French saying "La liberté religieuse des uns s'arrête là où commence celle des autres".

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MalibuMan's avatar

So much for non-overlapping magisteria. The church thinks it can answer scientific questions by fiat. It invades politics, it spreads hate to LGBTQ, it promulgates misinformation and pseudoscience and does its best to foist Christian nationalism theocracy upon secular society.

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larry parker's avatar

Here's a comment I left on another blog a couple of weeks ago: "In addition to the monetary award, the on-air personalities should have to start each program with the line “I am a known liar”. In addition, every time they appear on screen the chyron at the bottom of the screen should read “Known liar!”."

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

The warnings should run as a regular part of their chyrons too.

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Except I suspect many of their audience don't read.

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jomicur's avatar

None o' that theah fancy book larnin' fer us'ns.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Or at least not that fast. Gotta sound them words out.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Even if they read, I'll wager they won't comprehend.

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Maltnothops's avatar

Even if they comprehend, they will disbelieve.

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larry parker's avatar

My idea, see above. : )

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NOGODZ20's avatar

For me, Fox's actions constitute "a clear and present danger."

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

So missiles then?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Can we aim those missiles at their nethers?

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cdbunch's avatar

I'm not going anywhere near Tucker's nethers.

ETA: Not even with a rusty knife.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

What about a trusty lightsaber?

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cdbunch's avatar

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

What about a rusty halberd ?

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cdbunch's avatar

Not long enough.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

That's why you send the missiles. You don't have to get your hands dirty/infected.

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cdbunch's avatar

Missile will come to a dead stop midway and turn to the ground and suicide.

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Lynn James's avatar

How about a flamethrower with a very long reach? I'd pay good money to see that.

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Lynn James's avatar

No wait! I got it...a Jewish Space Laser!!!!! Popcorn and rinks on me.

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Grant Jackson's avatar

Slightly different topic. Read a story today about orthodox jewish kids SPITTING on christians when they come across them. They hate the christians so badly. The christians following jesus supposed route-the Via Dolorosa-were spat on by the orthodox. The irony and incongruity of this is off the scales.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Where did this occur? Kkkristians have worked overtime to earn the hatred of others.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I would say Jerusalem from this "The christians following jesus supposed route-the Via Dolorosa". Ultra Orthodox Jews in Israel are already known to attack and spit on "immodest" little girls.

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Grant Jackson's avatar

You're right-I left that off.

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Grant Jackson's avatar

Black hole is right-Jerusalem.

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