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oraxx's avatar

Here we have yet another Christian claiming she's being persecuted for her faith, while making it clear she feels she has some kind of right to persecute a group she disapproves of. I have no sympathy for her. The world is moving on from the worn-out religious doctrines she clings to. Paying the victim here doesn't resonate with anyone who doesn't already agree with her. Mutual reinforcement is kind of what organized religion is all about. The approval of the herd constitutes some kind of truth with them.

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Sean's avatar

It's not christianity if there's no hypocrisy involved. Of course it's okay for her to persecute people she hates, the Supreme Court decided christians could.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I bring this to your attention again, I’m sure we’re beginning to know it by heart by now..

https://www.reddit.com/r/exchristian/comments/vcwudm/proselytizing_mind_trick_busted_aka_an_argument/#lightbox

This is the excuse for James Bond as well. I’m sure he’s feeling some wavering in his faith and decided to bolster himself by proving atheists are all Satan incarnate.

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

I feel only contempt to these misanthropes.

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

Here is a free clue for ya Mr. Troll. In the buybull story Sodom was destroyed because the people WERE UNFRIENDLY to strangers. Try READING your book of BS before trying to tell those of us who actually have what it says. It really proves just how much of an IGNORANT and stupid bigot you are.

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Sean's avatar

"Troll."

"James Troll."

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

a.k.a. Double-oh-Dumbass

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Time after time, we've seen that even xtians who read their book don't actually comprehend its contents.

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Joe King's avatar

Dammit! The banhammer came down before I got a chance to play!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

You didn't miss anything. Another hate-filled xtian and possible low-IQ MAGAt as his mangling of the English language attested.

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Cathy G's avatar

me too!

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

He stayed in place for more than 2 hours, if you want to play with trolls you just have to give up on your job and social life 😝

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MikeinSonoma's avatar

Typical use of a Hell fable for your vengeance. It’s all about a lifetime of people pointing and laughing at you for being stupid.

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Cathy G's avatar

shoot - missed this one

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ericc's avatar

Y'know, they could least take the time to say "Jesus burned..." We need a more literate quality of ranter.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Jesus wasn’t even around for Sodom and Gomorrah, that was Old Testament stuff. During that time God was just one not three. But Jimmy knows better than I.

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ericc's avatar

I saw that. I just considered 'anachronism error' to be a step up from 'can't write a correct sentence.'

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

It seems like his vitriol relies on his anachronism error, pointing it out serves to remove its credibility. Not that he has any credibility here.

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Maltnothops's avatar

I insist to trinitarians that Jesus was around in the OT days. If they want to pull that trinity nonsense, then they get to own that Jesus participated in the OT horrors of their god.

Who drowned all the babies in the flood? Jesus did.

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oraxx's avatar

Interesting you know what Jesus thinks, and how what he thinks always reinforces your bigotry.

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

I am kind of amused that obvious troll picked a name of a fictional character that NEVER showed any religious belief to spout his xtian bigotry.

In the movies (I doubt that this troll has read the novels since it obviosly never even read the buybull) when 007 gets in a pickle he doesn't stop and pray. Instead he whips out some gadget DESIGNED WITH SCIENCE.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I’m sure he chose the nym because of the racist, misogynist attitude of the character.

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Pale Blue Dot's avatar

I was about to say the same thing. He's likely just another incel that fantacizes about being an "aLpHa" male because he knows deep down that he's a toxic person and a coward who uses religion as a way to prop up his fragile ego and justify the disdain he has for others who don't mirror back his delusions.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Just the thing I needed right now when I am short of ibuprofen and need to stay calm...

Signaled. You had enough time to play with it.

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Sean's avatar

Several decades ago when a new christ movie came out - Passion of the Christ maybe? - xtains were outraged. A comic strip came out about how to combat it:

Step 1: DON'T WATCH THE MOVIE. It's best to talk about something you know nothing about and take the word of others as gospel.

The same applies here: DON'T READ THE BIBLE, just believe what you are told.

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oraxx's avatar

Evidently a martyr complex needed feeding. It is beyond me how someone could come into a community like this spewing bible quotes to justify his homophobia, and expect to be taken seriously.

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Sean's avatar

This guy is obsessed with anal sex.

Do you think he wrote this while bottoming?

Not kink-shaming here. It's just that the people most obsessed with hating homosexuals are secret homosexuals, either doing it or watching it.

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oraxx's avatar

I wouldn't be surprised to learn he's a closet case.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You misspelled basket case.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Bet he has a timeshare in Narnia.

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Harry M's avatar

The thing that gets me about these people is just the nastiness and sheer meanness. One of my Mom's pet peeves that she always brought up when I was a kid was people who can't even make a tiny little effort when it comes to interacting with the other people we share the planet with. Return a smile or say hi when you see another parent you see around at the school, hold a door, that kind of stuff. And if it's important to a person to be referred to by a certain pronoun, it's really going to kill them to make that tiny effort? But no, they aren't going to budge even one millimeter, despite the fact that it could make another person's day better with no effort on their part. I wonder how a christian would view the same issue of disrespect but without it being specific to gender identity. For example, new employee meets Rob, one of his co-workers. One day new employee looks in the company directory and sees that Rob is his middle name and Frank is his first. New employee then insists on calling Rob Frank, even though Rob insists that he really doesn't like Frank and would prefer to be called Rob. Ok, that is completely toxic behavior and not the kind of person you want on the team. So after enough of it, you fire this person because they can't get along with their colleagues. So why should it be different because the perp is claiming religion as his reason for being as asshole? Accommodating religion is fine, but if you have an employee disrespecting other employees and potentially customers, you can't run a business that way. Are they supposed to shut the entire franchise down because they lucked into hiring a christian who can't respect the people around her?

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ericc's avatar

"I wonder how a christian would view the same issue of disrespect but without it being specific to gender identity. "

Oh, they'd absolutely flip a sh*t. My grandma, bless her backwards 1920s West Virginian soul, used "negro" until the day she died. It's what she grew up with. Didn't mean anything by it. But I can guarantee you Ms. Trice would not have stood for it, and frankly, had they ever met, Ms. Trice would've been absolutely in the right to not stand for it. In that hypothetical exchange, my grandma is in the wrong. And grandma's age, culture, etc. is no excuse. Yes, us old dogs sometimes need to learn new tricks. Because what counts as polite talk and appropriate ways to address people does indeed change over decades. And Christian dogs are in the same boat as old dogs.

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Sean's avatar

Not holding a door for a xtian is also persecution.

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Dianne Marie Leonard's avatar

In school, that's called bullying, and yes, that creates a toxic environment as well. Case in point: my dad had a French name. He was constantly bullied, both by other kids and by his teachers, for his name. This involved calling him by a girl's name and referring to dad as "she." A wierd experience for a straight white guy. Finally, when he was about 13, he'd had enough and demanded he be called by a nickname. Apparently got into some playground fights to enforce that. I didn't know til about 6th grade what dad's birth name was, or that he'd changed it to a nickname, or why he was always referred to by his first and middle initials in documents. So that trauma was, for dad, lifelong. Even when he was elderly (in his 80s) he hated going to the doctor because he'd always get the question, "What's your *real* name?" He didn't live long enough to even hear about the bits of trans acceptance we have now, but he'd likely empathize about names and pronouns, at least.

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Bonnie's avatar

Kind of the opposite of what the nice Palestinian Hebrew savior was all about. Opposite

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Sko Hayes's avatar

You're not a real Christian until you've been fired by the Pronoun People and have an appearance on Fox.

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Harry M's avatar

Exactly! Being a "christian" these days means being rude and disrespectful to people, claiming it's because of your religion, and then using any consequences to draw attention to yourself on social media. Or if you hit the jackpot, fox.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

I have a meme somewhere that's a church sign that says "You can safely assume you've made God in your own image when God hates all the same people you do."

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Barry's avatar

She has a couple of self-published books. She's trying to drum up business. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013557102846

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oraxx's avatar

They do love celebrating their victimhood.

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oraxx's avatar

Nothing quite like Christian love. It's people like you who make the most compelling cases for atheism.

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ericc's avatar

Technically, atheists like oraxx don't get hellfire. Virtuous pagans get the first circle of hell. With Socrates, Plato, Homer (the writer, not the d'oh!-er) and the like.

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Sean's avatar

As long as you're not selling Hell as a timeshare, you've sold me on it.

Which makes me wonder, what level of hell are timeshares?

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ericc's avatar

All the unbaptized babies grow up there too.

The church at the time left no compromise on 'you don't believe, you go to hell.' Died BC? Go to hell. Born on other side of the world? Hell. Smallpox gets you in childhood before ever meeting a priest? Hell. Dante had the decency to at least give all those folks a nice city, without any roasting.

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David Graf's avatar

Considering that Dante put some people who were still alive at the time in Hell, I am not sure that I would rely upon him for a description of Hell.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

It's fiction! For an updated version there is 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘰 by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.

https://www.amazon.com/Inferno-Larry-Niven/dp/0765316765/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1712351413&sr=8-15

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

A slightly different updated version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lSeYd_riw

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Oh! Thank goodness! The lord is an asshole, I wouldn’t want to be seen in his company.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Jesus said love everyone the way you love me. You make Baby Jesus cry.

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Sean's avatar

Actually, jesus said love your neighbor as yourself. This secret homosexual is a self-loather.

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Maltnothops's avatar

Finally! A definition of Real Christian that makes sense.

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RegularJoe's avatar

Are the Pronoun People affiliated with the Alphabet People?

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Of course! LQBTQ-P

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RegularJoe's avatar

What about Rainy-Day People? Everyday People? Up With People? Shiny Happy People? 🤔

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oraxx's avatar

The prospect of spending eternity with people like you isn't the selling point you evidently think it is.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Spending eternity with self righteous Karens and Chads sounds like Hell to me.

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oraxx's avatar

Me as well. I've long felt Christianity to be roughly equal parts comfort myth and revenge fantasy. It's that second option our troll is pushing.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

"Let's kill people that don't agree with us" has been a Christian mantra for centuries.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Since the 4th Century, when they got real power.

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Holytape's avatar

Seeing the Karens and Chads and reminding them that I am not locked in hell with them, they are locked in hell with me.

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Sean's avatar

He's making Hell look better and better. That's a pretty good selling point.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

As Mark Twain said: "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He needs to work on his threats. They're having the opposite effect of what he's hoping for.

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Sean's avatar

Some people are effective tools of their enemy.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I question the judgement of someone who calls others wicked while reveling in the thought of bathing in other people’s blood.

But call me Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Bathing in blood sounds unsanitary, to say the least.

Christians call for blood and wonder why they get so much negative feedback.

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Donrox's avatar

Can you imagine anything grosser than being washed in the blood of the lamb?

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Every time I hear that phrase I think of Sissy Spacek at the end of Carrie. Jimbo probably thinks the students were the heroes of that story and identifies with them.

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cdbunch's avatar

With her upbringing, it's surprising she didn't go full on burn the world.

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Donrox's avatar

Let's move on to the new covenant, anything after Matthew 1:1 Certainly you could find lines to cherry pick about involving judging others, or acting like a Pharisee? I am from Michigan, and Nogodz is from Washington, both leading cherry producing states. We can cherry pick scriptures until our fingers fall off.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He ignores his messiah's warning about judging others because they too will be judged. (Matthew 7:1)

He thinks he's a Christian yet has no interest in taking his savior's words to heart. Jesus had something to say about 'followers' like him:

"Why do you call me 'Lord, Lord' but do not do what I say?" (Luke 6:46)

Jesus also said that not everyone who calls him 'Lord, Lord' will get into the kingdom of heaven (Matthew 7:21).

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ericc's avatar

Look man, what do you expect him to do? Just turn the other cheek?

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Donrox's avatar

Just my ass cheek

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Heaven forbid!

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Sko Hayes's avatar

"For this is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you."

Christians follow Jesus, do they not? Does this mean you're not a real Christian?

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

Obvious troll is obvious. It aint here to try and 'share the good news' or help us 'see the light'. The only purpose this thing has is to spread hate.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

They're always accusing atheists of trying to destroy Christianity, but I think they're doing a pretty good job of it themselves.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

She was fired for her Christian faith, because her faith is superficial and cruel and focused only on policing other people through discrimination. All the folks that support her are being persecuted as well. The thing is, this is what society needs to do regarding this type of religious belief if it wants to continue to progress. These are breaks in the social contract, and this is what leads to holocausts, not people living authentically. Her comment was like telling Jewish people that they’re causing the Holocaust. Christians aren’t dying from this culture war, LGBTQ people are, black people are, women are. Being told off for being a dïck, or even getting fired for your discriminatory behavior, is not the same as the discrimination LGBTQ people face everyday and the violence that ensues.

Sorry if I’m rambling, my FIL just passed away. I may not be very patient or kind right now so I’m going to try to avoid certain situations. (I’m not infallible. ) This constant complaint of “I’m being persecuted for my Christian faith” bullshit is infuriating normally.

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painedumonde's avatar

Suffering, for him, is over. Hollow words, I know, but may yours be slight as well.

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Len's avatar

Strength and hugs.

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wreck's avatar

Her pronoun is apparently "asshole".

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NOGODZ20's avatar

🤣

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Bonnie's avatar

🏆

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𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒, “𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑛, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔.”

Lying is about deception. You're not trying to deceive anyone...except maybe yourself.

Preferred pronouns is more Robert saying "call me Bob" and you say "okay Bob." It's politeness. Manners. Social cooperation. Even, dare I say it, customer service.

𝐼𝑛 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐹𝑂𝑋 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑠 𝐷𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙, 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑠.

Okay, so like Hemant I don't remember a single time where a waitperson has needed my pronoun (because 99% of the time they use my name or just "you"). But now this makes more sense. She was bashing a co-worker.

No soup job for you!

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

If she doesn't want to work in places where all is accepted no matter who they are, maybe she should travel to Kentucky to work for that Dumb Idiot Ham who fought for the right to discriminate against gays, Muslim, trans, etc. He'll be more than happy to hire her.... if she's willing to tolerate his own MAGA clown brigade made up of only white supremacists.

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Barry's avatar

She's the wrong color for him to hire her.

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

That's for sure.

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Len Koz's avatar

Why do supposedly devout Christians have such a problem with their god's command to love their neighbor as they love themselves?

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Dianne Marie Leonard's avatar

Because they cherry-pick. Because the "love your neighbor" injunction isn't real. Because their "neighbor" is only one of their ideological tribe and nobody else. Yadda. Being a devout xtian allows them to use all these excuses and more.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

They are loving their neighbors like they live themselves. They’re taught from birth that they are horrible sinners that deserve hell and definitely don’t deserve love, so they hate themselves and therefore they treat others the way they feel like they deserve to be treated.

Mostly I’m talking about the Christians who believe their faith revolves around the private parts of other people.

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Len Koz's avatar

Mostly I don't care what people do with their own private parts unless they are waving them in my face.

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cdbunch's avatar

As long as they're doing it with consenting adults I'm fine. Or simply have them visible because they can't be arsed to put on clothes.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Neighbor translates to "fellow believer." Everyone outside the faith is fair game for nastiness by Christians.

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David Graf's avatar

If you think we have problems doing that then don't even get started on how well we obey Jesus' command to love our enemies.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

OT - Gotta love the major league trolling

𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐭𝐨 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enlKLG0qv3c&pp=ygUMbWVpZHVzIHRvdWNo

Hang in there to near the end, watching Congressman Jared Moskowitz (FL) is worth it.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Oh, how fitting it would be if the last building that bastard ever walked into that had his name on it were a prison...

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NOGODZ20's avatar

With a yuge gold T on top to make him feel at home.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

And gold painted toilets ?

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

The fact that omnipotent & omnipresent God has a gate & angels with swords in heaven, disqualifies heaven as a safe place

😂🤣😅😆😆🤣😂

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Matri's avatar

And the omniscient thing didn’t see that coming.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Shit, YHVH placed an angel with a flaming sword at Eden to make sure Adam and Eve couldn't get back in.

Crikey, what is the biblical god so terrified of?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Transgender clones.

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Daniel Rotter's avatar

Tan suits, ice cream, Bud Light, and the COVID vaccines. A devilish quartet, indeed.

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Kay-El's avatar

Sorry, not sorry I missed the troll, but it looks like you fine people took care of business rather admirably.

Trice is a religious kook and as such needs to go to work for other religious kook companies. There are a number of them out there. However, she can’t display her victimhood unless they’re racist as well.

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For your viewing non pleasure 🤣

https://ibb.co/80FN4df

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

Now the entire world knows how hard jb is fighting his Gay attractions. The louder they scream the bigger the fight.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yuck. What a freak. Thanks!!

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

There was a troll? Dammit why do these people always turn up while I'm asleep? I would have wanted to play with them.

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol. If you didn’t see BHM’s snippet, here it is: https://ibb.co/80FN4df

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Holytape's avatar

Trice said she refused to serve or work with people who were divorced, gluttons, had an abortion,... so I guess that internship at Fox News or the GOP is out.

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Kay-El's avatar

I am two of those and one on occasion. 😉

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Holytape's avatar

As a Christian, I find it unbelievable that people would treat me disrespectfully when I am treating other disrespectfully. Don't they know what Jesus said, "Let me do onto others, but don't do it to me."

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Len's avatar

It's not Christian privilege, it's just what we should expect. And receive.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

I was a conservative, fundamentalist Evangelical for the first 19 of my working years. Not once was I ever fired for being a Christian.

Do you know why?

Because I wasn't an unprofessional asshole.

I was being paid by my employer to do a job. I agreed to do that job. Doing a job required showing basic human respect and decency to coworkers and clients. It did not require me to insult LGBTQ coworkers. It expected me to be a goddamned adult, keep my controversial opinions to myself, and work with everyone regardless of religion, orientation, gender identity, race, ethnicity, etc. to ensure that clients were happy and the company was successful. It required me to make sure my subordinates felt valued and respected.

So that's what I did. And it was remarkably easy to do so. I just treated other people the way I wanted to be treated. Funny how that works.

Of course, once I treated folks like I wanted to be treated, I became friends with a gay coworker, discovered that they weren't god-hating abominations like I'd been taught and that started my process of deconverting away from being an Evangelical fundamentalist asshole, so I'm sure these types of fundie Christians are deathly afraid of that.

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wreck's avatar

"I became friends with a gay coworker, discovered that they weren't god-hating abominations like I'd been taught"

See!!! You were GROOMED!!1!!!1!

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

I was.

"Treat others the way you want to be treated" and "Love your neighbor as yourself" led to empathy. Empathy led to understanding. Understanding led to doubt. Doubt led to reassessment.

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painedumonde's avatar

Reassessment to growth!

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Joe King's avatar

"Train up a child in the way the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it."

Sounds like your parents did that right. They taught you to be a decent human being. The fact that your faith fell by the wayside is irrelevant: you remained a decent human being

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Len's avatar

Before or after?

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ericc's avatar

Yeah. It is frankly amazing to me just how many work issues could be resolved if people just focused on being professional, keeping personal stuff out of the office. It goes well beyond conservative Christianity.

James Bondtroll talks about heaven. Corporate leadership heaven = "Alice needs your input on system requirements", while corporate leadership hell = "Alice needs your input on dealing with Bob."

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Seriously. You're getting paid to do a job. Just do the job and shut the fuck up about everything but the job. Keep your work life and your online/personal lives separate.

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Len's avatar

I seem to be missing the upvote one million times button.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Let Neil help you with that...

https://imgur.com/gallery/AGyfQ

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painedumonde's avatar

For us Little People™, that's very true. When we get to the lofty worlds of fame and notoriety, your views become part of the trade. What a world we would have lived in if Chris Hitchens decided to keep his mouth shut and not pen a word or Bruce Springsteen decided to write songs about beer and pickup trucks? Of course, the other way is true too. Dsouza, Shapiro, and Jones of the Alex species to name just a few.

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ericc's avatar

That's not quite what we're talking about. Both Hitchens' and Springsteen's very professions are about social commentary. So "shut the fuck up and do your job" for them IS to do social commentary. What we're talking about is more like if Nils Lofgren and Patti Scialfa started yelling at each other about Chinese foreign policy and refused to practice together for the upcoming concert. In such a case, Bruce would have to tell them to knock it the fuck off and focus on the music.

And indeed many good rock acts have been brought down due to internal unprofessional conduct. It's not a good thing, even for "companies" whose job it is to comment on tendentious social issues.

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

Persykyushin! She been pesrseekuted! sigh.. another day another xtian lying for jeebus.

Glad our illustrious author decided to use this story (i DID pass it on to him recently...but wont take any cRedit O_o )

Notice that the things that this christobigot did NOT claim had anything to do with her firing.. Her race, her gender, her weight, her age, etc etc. Nope .. the thing that got her fired is something completely invisible UNLESS SHE OPENS HER BIGOTED MOUTH.

And notice that her story implies that she was the ONLY xtian working there. After all if her sbux manager fired her for being a jeziebot then ALL the xtians should have been fired..

But nope. She is the most extra special xtian in the whole world because ONLY SHE got fired.

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Yamuna Ramachandran's avatar

Funny she talks about lying. What's she doing, purporting that using someone's pronoun is un-Christian? Which religion even talks about pronouns?

...And we all have a "fake non-Indian name." I feel seen.

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

I wonder if aramaic (sp) the language jeebus spoke had pronouns that were gender specific.

Many languages do get a bit carried away with gender imo. In spanish IIRC just about everything from a table to a window has a gender. And oddly ALL windows/tables have the same gender. So does that mean we are surrounded by gay tables and chairs?

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Sean's avatar

Would that mean one car hitting another is a homosexual act?

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1btwfi0/nigerian_grad_student_uses_magnets_to_prove_gay/

This Reddit story popped up on one of my facebook groups and my comment was something like-

Every magnet has a north and a south pole therefore all magnets are bi.

So, same sex marriage is fine.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

(Literally) Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

They multiply when you wet them after midnight.

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Straw's avatar

In Norwegian yes. A car is male, a snake is male too, a squirrel and a house is non-gender, but a hen is actualle female. Cats are all female, no surprise there.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

In French it would be a lesbian act.

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ericc's avatar

It's just a matter of perspective. One could just as easily say most Norwegian nouns use either the Cat or Snake grammer construction, with human males and cars using Snake and human females and hens using Cat. Those Norwegian nouns which don't use Cat or Snake construction use Squirrel construction instead. ;)

Why do languages tend to use 'gender' as the term for such categorizations? Because we humans are just that self-important, we name our grammar categories after which ones we fall into.

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Sean's avatar

And then the importance of the item's gender is determined by who crafted the language. Generally, men.

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ericc's avatar

If Jesus was real, then Jesus was familiar with the Julius vs Julia linguistic construction. Classic 'Roman' Latin is typically considered 100 BC- 450 AD and is where Spanish gets that from.

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