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Holytape's avatar

Dear Dana Nessel,

You asked me how dissolving your marriage and that of hundreds of thousands of Americans will help Michiganders. Well, I can give you an example, mind you, it is a hypothetical example. And in no way resembles anyone that I know. But just imagine an up and coming lawmaker, say a state representative. And this law maker has a wife and and some kids. Sure the wife is pretty-looking, I supposed, and this dashing state representative tries to love her. But she just drones on and on, and the more she talks the more he begins to resent her. It's just nonstop, and the more she goes, the less and less this handsome state representative, who is well-like and incredibly intelligent, begins become physically repulsed by her. And then that turns into a disinterest to women in general. Oh sure he tries to spark his interest by banging a few doe-eyed interns. But nothing can scratch his itch. And then Stephen happens. The tall strapping beautiful man walks into this amazingly popular state representative's life. Stephen is a Viking god made man. And the well-liked and charming state representative falls madly in love with Stephen. And because the state representative is so amazing, so interesting and just so damned hot, Stephen falls in love with him too. And it is amazing. It is hot. But then Stephen asks the the cool state representative, who is just hypothetical, l need I remind you, to marry him. He says "Divorce your wife. You don't love her, Josh (That is the name of the fictional state representative). You and I can just run away together to Hawaii or some tropical beach." And Stephen is right. The ugly and obnoxious wife and the snot-nosed kids are just millstones around his neck. And they are drowning him. That state representative can't even breathe. He feels everyday, he is getting buried deeper and deeper into a pit. And Stephen, glorious Stephen, is this shining ladder of happiness. All he has to do is grab it and climb. But then the state representative, realizes that as soon as he grabs that ladder, he'll lose his power. His seat in the Michigan house will be lost. Probably taken by some disgusting woman. He can't have that, but the temptation is too great. And Stephen wants to get married. But if we remove the option to get married, then the temptation is gone. Stephen will have to back off, and we, I meant the state representative and Stephen can go back to the way it was. Meeting in closets after work. Hotel rooms on business trips. See, getting rid of Gay marriage can help Michiganders.

Sincerely

State Representative Josh Shriver.

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Charles Newman's avatar

"work for God" The MAGA cult is amazing, reminiscent of late 1930s and early 1940s Germany. The next four years in the USA is going to be a roller coaster ride with long term ramifications.

Hang on!

In God We Trust?

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