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I hate these tortured acronym names of stupid bills.

Here’s a bill name for you, you stupid twits: Freedom Undermines Captive Knowledge Of Fascist Fools.

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"...announce utter and complete ignorance as to the function of their office, and total disregard for the services they are expected to perform as public representatives."

In other words, Republicans.

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Claiming this bill has no chance of passing because it is blatantly unconstitutional is a false argument. This bill could pass, be contested, and find its way to the so-called Supreme Court. THIS court does not rely on the constitution to make decisions, they rely on their narrow interpretation of the Christian Bible.

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If one day a bill of this kind pass, everything not christian or not the right flavor of christianity can be considered satanic too. The proof is in the centuries of bloodshed everywhere christians had a good (stronghold?).

Semi OT about republicons' stupidity : https://youtu.be/KaFJDljqtdc?si=je3Snjn3aIP1Jd1l

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Arizona is ranked 45th in Education. It shows.

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Arizona State Sun Devils

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> "Titled the “Reject Escalating Satanism by Preserving Essential Core Traditions (RESPECT) Act,” "

I wonder how much time they spent coming up with that? Time that would have been better spent studying constitutional law.

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I knew before reading the article that it had to be a Republican who came up with this. A Republican who obviously has no idea what's contained in the Constitution. Our secular government cannot choose one religion over another, and his proposal is a gross violation of the First Amendment. Evidently, his own arguments are so weak the best he can come up with to defend them is attempting to silence other points of view.

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Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Sikhs, and every other minority religious group with members in the US-of-A, please take note of the majority religion attempting to outlaw a fellow religious minority.

Or, if you would prefer not to take note, take a 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 instead- the leopards will be with you shortly.

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Ohhh, I got one... Someone in Arizona should form a group J.E.S.U.S.C.H.R.I.S.T.

Just Explaining Silly Uneducated Shit Cause Hoffman Really Isa Stupid Twit

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Oh, just had another thought. Consider that greek/roman mythology/religion has been called 'satanic' and the FUCKING ARIZONA STATE CAPITOL BUILDING is in the style of a classic temple, would not THEIR OWN FUCKING CAPITOL be a 'satanic display'. donchafuckingthink!

Can we all show up with demolishing equipment and say we just trying to help uphold the fine moral legal traditions of AZ?

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Feb 5·edited Feb 5

CHRIST. Christians Hate Reality. It Scares Them.

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I was wondering how Hoffmann could still be a senator given he’s a fake elector. Still under investigation as far as I can tell. Trying to get at least one screwball law passed before he’s indicted or as Mad Marge would say indickted.

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Perhaps the gentleman should be removed from office for participating in an insurrection, it is clear he is not capable of doing the job he was elected to hold because he’s actively working against the constitution he swore to uphold.

Of course we have a party that has been working to destroy the constitution for generations now. It only recently that their efforts are becoming effective. Decades of cutting and stabbing may not do much harm at first, but they’re making headway now. Death by a million cuts has been the GOP platform for as long as I’ve been alive, probably longer. So it’s no surprise that they’re finding success now.

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For any of you gamer's ... I have a short vid showing an INSANELY easy and OP build for Baldur's Gate

3. A cleric turned Moon worshiping Druid O_o. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvbBvMsbowE )

So me wearing a t-shirt w/a clip of my character blasting away with moonbeams could get me in trouble in AZ for 'being satanic'.

The way this stupid bill is written it seems to ban ANY display of 'satanic' stuff on PUBLIC PROPERTY even by MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC. So just wearing a fucking t-shirt with anything that can be considered 'satanic' would land you in trouble

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These bible-thumping Republicans are edging into the realm of farce. Anyone with any understanding of our laws knows this is unconstitutional, not to mention ignorant. And people ignorant of the basic laws of the land shouldn't be in charge of anything.

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