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Ubi Dubium's avatar

While I appreciate her motives, I think a better move would have been to add, not subtract. Put a copy of the Qu'ran, the Book of Mormon, and several other "holy books" with the bibles. Change the display from the Republican "pee on everything" mentality to a statement about inclusion.

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Joe King's avatar

The Qu'ran alone would make asplody heads.

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John Earl's avatar

Also, a copy of the Humanist Manifesto, if you're going to take the "inclusion" approach.

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

And let me put in a good word for two of my faves:

 • Atheism: The Case against God, by George H. Smith

 • The True Believer, by Eric Hoffer

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

That latter is thin enough even for a conservative to read.

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Lynn James's avatar

Bets on how fast those "other books" would disappear?

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Tinker's avatar

I guarantee you the Book of Mormon is already there. AZ's Mormon population is the second largest of the Christian populations behind Catholics. But I suspect among "those in charge" that percentage is much higher.

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Joe King's avatar

Christian makes point about separation of church and state, other Christians freak out with cries of "persecution". Yeah, that tracks.

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oraxx's avatar

Conservative Christians are always ready to play the victim at the drop of a hat. Poor me! Poor, poor me! Someone moved the magic book I've never actually read, but poor me, none the less. I suspect the people trying to manufacture outrage over this would go out of their tiny little minds at the mere thought of someone placing a copy of the Koran in their lounge. Republicans are conditioned to respond like toddlers over every little thing that upsets their narrow, backward-facing world view.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

She's the wrong type of Christian to them. You know, the type that cares about other people and the Constitution.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Okay, I’m also concerned about the trend that I know I’m not the only one noticing with the republicans jumping straight to expelling Democratic legislators that push back on their antics. The Tennessee three used bullhorns, well that was the trigger, the thing they were able to use, but the real reason was the Justins were pointing out the corruption of the republicans. Corruption that has caused at least one to step down since. There are a couple other cases of Republican legislators seeking to expel democratic legislators in other states for not falling in line with the white Christian nationalism, but I can’t remember details about it right this second. But this, nothing about moving bibles around a room seems like it would rise to the level of expelling someone from their duly elected position. This is retribution for pushing back on the morally and probably criminally corrupt actions of the Republicans.

Sure there are Democratic politicians pushing to expel Republicans, but the reasons for those cases are criminal corruption. Santos is a bald faced criminal liar who wouldn’t stand up to a single ethics investigation. But he’s still running our country. MTG was removed from her committees, not expelled from congress and she’s done some awful and dangerous crap in her position. She’s even leaking private, confidential and state secrets on her podcast. But she’s still in congress. There are sexual abusers and thieves and folks caught in fraud still in their positions of power that ought to be, not just expelled but incarcerated for them, that are still in halls of power making life worse for vulnerable people and everyone in general in the name of their so called moral superiority.

The GOP has moved another step toward fascism and theological dictatorship. We really need to do something to stop them. Vote, beat their gerrymandering and cheating tactics by turning out to vote them away. Don’t listen to them when they claim they don’t need oversight (I’m looking at you Gorsuch and Thomas) and ensure no one is above the law.

Gah! If I were in charge these criminal assholes would be making the privatized prisons very happy.

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Joe King's avatar

The NSGOP is using tactics from the 1930s German playbook to try and achieve the single party authoritarian theocracy of their wet dreams. The only thing missing is a Reichstag fire.

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Vanity Unfair's avatar

6th. January, 2021?

Well they tried.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Montana censuring or expelling Zooey Zephyr over her pointing out their responsibility in the deaths of transgender people while passing laws that are clear steps in genocide (censuring her is another step) is a clear indication of their intentions.

We’re already on stage eight.

https://www.hmd.org.uk/learn-about-the-holocaust-and-genocides/what-is-genocide/the-ten-stages-of-genocide/

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cdbunch's avatar

By the time the average U.S. citizen realizes what's happening (yes, it really could happen here) I don't see there will be any other way out than bloodshed.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

They've likely been looking for any excuse they could find to get rid of her ever since she was elected. It's not as though anything she said was outside the bounds of ordinary political discourse: https://apnews.com/article/montana-transgender-lawmaker-zooey-zephyr-e44017dee7bb3a86cc06eb407533cf4f

If anything, she was downright gentle with them. There are far harsher things she could've said about the GQP and their deadly agenda without uttering a single untrue word- and that's exactly what they're afraid of. Not Rep. Zephyr breaking "decorum," not protestors shouting from the gallery, but the truth. They're afraid of the truth. They're afraid of it in Tennessee, they're afraid of it in Montana, and they're afraid of it in Washington, DC.

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cdbunch's avatar

And most of their constituents cheered. Just as they're cheering these murderous bills.

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Len Koz's avatar

Don't give them ideas. They are too stupid to actually read history books. Or civics books. Or any books more complicated than coloring books. Maybe even those are too complicated for these fascists.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Stage a coup? Gotta keep him in.

Move a book? Kick her out!!!

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cdbunch's avatar

Indicted in New York? Vote him back into office.

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Maltnothops's avatar

Oh, sure, boil it down to the essential facts. Look, you’ll never confuse the sheeple that way.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Here's one of the other cases: https://apnews.com/article/zooey-zephyr-montana-transgender-discipline-8dfb10590a26575b6ce6509cdc84fd23

The GQP wants to rule, not to govern- they don't have a plan for the latter, and they don't believe they need one for the former. Their only remaining core values are hate and fear, neither of which they can justify on the facts, but they have no compunctions about simply lying where they can't produce any evidence to support a position. They will shout down and slander opponents using the most hateful and abusive language, then turn right around and whine about "civility" and "decorum" when they're called out on their atrocious conduct.

There is no bottom of the barrel. They'll just keep digging deeper. The more power they're handed, the more they'll abuse it- they can't be reasoned with. Compromise with such people will only embolden them. They won't stop until they're 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 to stop, and we are running out of chances to do that 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 the system. Voting isn't a matter of policy, or even of conscience anymore- it's about survival.

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cdbunch's avatar

But can we get the complacent masses to see that? No one in the media is paying attention and it doesn't affect their lives yet, so they go on about how both parties are the same and it doesn't matter. Yes the Democrat leadership would be better at leading a conservative party, but all we have is hateful fascists and not-hateful-fascists parties, not progressive and conservative.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Thank you, I just made a comment below regarding this case while you were writing this one. Great minds and all that.

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ericc's avatar

I'm in agreement. This along with voting restrictions shows how the GOP is increasingly embracing nondemocratic notions that it's easier to restrict the people who get represented than it is to try and represent the will of all the people.

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Joe King's avatar

"I don’t quite understand the issue of having a Bible available for members to read."

Mr Grantham:

Do you have a phone? I have a bible app that gives me access to hundreds of english translations. If you don't want that, there is bible gateway. If you must have a physical copy, 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣. It's not rocket science.

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oraxx's avatar

It's all about marking their territory.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

It's ALWAYS about marking their territory!

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Joe King's avatar

They have to crap out all the cherries they pick.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

They should do it like non human mammals do, it's less dirty.

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Joe King's avatar

I know that, you know that, but they will deny it.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

"Stalin would be proud."

Might want to read up on Stalin, Gillette. He grew up a Christian like you. He got top marks in his religious studies and was on his way to becoming a priest.

When he seized power, he promoted religion, opening religious schools. Churches flourished under him. He even reopened the Moscow Theological Academy Seminary that had been shuttered since the Revolution. He was also part of a committee to help elect a new church Patriarch (their equivalent of the Pope).

Stalin believed Jesus was real and said so to his own daughter Svetlana. He had books on Jesus in his personal library. And in all his writings, speeches and interviews, he never once called himself an atheist).

Try picking a different example, Johnny. How about a GQP favorite like Hitler? Oh wait...

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cdbunch's avatar

That would require he crack a book about Stalin. *Everyone* knows the Soviets were godless atheists (DORD), no need to actually read about the history, or realize how little has really changed. Russia maybe had a couple of good decades there, but Putin is no better than Stalin (and maybe a worse military strategist)

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jomicur's avatar

And contrary to the popular American myth, the Soviets never banned religion. The Soviet constitution merely banned proselytizing to people under 21. The inevitable result was that over the decades young people---who had never been groomed for religious belief--simply refused to take it seriously. This has always struck me as being eminently sensible, but Americans will have their tribal myths, won't they? I have clear memories of one nun after the other telling us that Communist = atheist (and they always said "atheist" in a way that made it sound filthy and loathsome), and the Marianists who taught at my Catholic high school (when they weren't raping us) did the same. Grooming is as grooming does.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Communism = atheism was more a French thing.

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jomicur's avatar

The Sisters of St. Joseph, the order that ran my grade school, had their "mother house" in Germany. I've always thought they only went into the Catholic school racket when the bottom fell out of the market for Hitler Youth camps.

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Matri's avatar

You just said it: Not being able to proselytize to literal babies is the EXACT SAME as banning religion, in the tiny minds of Real True 'Murikans!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

And Pooty-Poot is a believer. Can't say this comes as a shock.

The Church backed the bloody Tsars (who were also Christian) and had Stalin's ear as well.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

The minute Putin does the conservative Christians in this country will insist he’s an atheist too. To them it isn’t about your actual beliefs it’s about whether they agree with your politics or not. And they’ll be the same conservative Christians that are not so subtly praising and supporting Putin right now, MTG, Trump, Carlson etc.

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cdbunch's avatar

I'm a little surprised no one asked what DORD meant. (Department of Redundancy Department)

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Whenever I'm at the VA and I see religious material (and it is always Christian. Never any other religion), I round file it. It has no place in a government facility.

Even if Christian material was allowed, you'd have to have "literature" from every other religion, as well as nonbelief. Either everyone gets representation or you remain strictly neutral and allow NO religion at all.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

And really neutrality ought to be the goal. The US isn’t a theocracy (yet) and I just thought of something. What denomination are they going to push for? I expect the infighting will be biblical. Pun very much intended.

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jomicur's avatar

Well that's what you get for going to Virginia in the first place. 😛

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Go to Virginia? Not even at gunpoint. :)

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

They obviously didn’t read the part in the Bible about lying. The tweets from the republicans misrepresented what happened. They all claimed she stole the Bible’s, when in fact they never left the room. She wasn’t stealing them, she only moved them to a less obvious place.

From the screenshots, it doesn’t look like there are bookshelves in the lounge, meaning there is not much of an expectation that folks would be there to find reading material, or will be sitting there to read, so pretty much any book would be out of place. If any book would be out of place in that room, then the presence of the Bible was an intentional message. These republicans complaining are mad their dog whistle was heard by the wrong person.

Also, at first I thought this was pretty petty to shove them under cushions and such. But noticing that there aren’t bookshelves, where else would they go? Putting them on tables and prominently displaying them by themselves is intended as a middle finger to any who don’t appreciate the Christian nationalist message. The Bible’s did need to be better placed for a secular government facility. She did not intend to steal them or throw them away, but only send her own clear message. Still a little petty, but republicans don’t understand tactful anyway. It’s not nearly as petty or harmful as the intent of those who placed them there in the first place, nor the legislation they pass.

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cdbunch's avatar

Republicans misrepresenting what happened to generate outrage and a totally over-the-top response.

I swear to God, this is my shocked face.

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larry parker's avatar

I have a hunch that Hamilton is the first person to ever pick up those bibles. I bet they are in mint, fresh out of the box condition.

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ericc's avatar

They can put mine on display there if they want. It has a big gold sticker on the front (added by the seller, not me) that says "Slightly Imperfect, 15% off." Now that's truth in advertising!

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larry parker's avatar

"I don't know why you would buy a bible. They give them away for free, like those umbrellas you see in the stand by the restaurant door." - George Constanza (paraphrase, maybe : )

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Too bad it's not the case here. Sometimes I just need a couple of inches instead of climbing on a stool to fetch something too high.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Possibly with spines not cracked yet, either!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

As we've seen in the recorded history of Christianity, it is the Christians who are adept at cracking spines...of nonbelievers. Or the spines of anyone who actually wants to think.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Or if they’re the “wrong” brand of Christian or their parents were born in the wrong place or…

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wreck's avatar

The only person who should be punished is the one that was responsible for decorating that place.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

"An egregious violation of decorum?" Maybe the idiots who make such statements should first READ their bibles. They might actually get a proper example of what "egregious" means!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Would have loved to seen the explosion if she'd placed copies of the Qur'an and/or the Bhagavad Gita alongside those bibles intead. It would've taken the roof out.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Any non christian myth book would do the trick. I especially love the one where Isis tricked Ra to have her way.

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Mr.E's avatar

sure that would make baby jesus cry.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Seems fair enough, as he and the religion built around him have been making people cry (and scream) for 1700 years.

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

They were/are a vicious, bloodthirsty and demanding lot of assholes.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

They're the "Religion of Love." They say so themselves. :S

In addition to vicious, bloodthirsty and demanding, they're pig-ignorant. They follow a guy they call "the Prince of Peace," even though the guy in question said he DIDN'T come to bring peace. He came to divide people against each other.

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Lynn James's avatar

The sheep from the goats.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

In the case of xtians, they're both sheep AND goats.

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larry parker's avatar

Was this around Easter? Maybe she has a family tradition of hiding bibles rather than eggs.

Whatever the case, all the food in the fridge needs thrown out.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

She has an interesting sense of humour. Lucky for her she is not a PoC.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Especially if she were in Tennessee.

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NoOne of Consequence's avatar

Holy crap, I didn’t even think of that. The drama that would have caused would be priceless, it’s always fun to watch R’s try to be racist without being obvious.

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