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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

"All three branches of government are subject to a constitutional mandate to treat each unborn human life with reverence."

Does this mean the klutz who dropped the embryos is going to be charged with murder for every embryo?

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J.R.'s avatar

This ruling also begs the question whether the egg donor is subject to prosecution if she chooses not to use them at a later date. Is there an expiry date or statute of limitations on the life of these “babies”?

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Joan the Dork's avatar

The smart money says that an egg donor or prospective mother will be the first person they wield this new power against... hell, I'll make an even more specific prediction: among the first cases charged will be at least one poor woman of color who donated some of her eggs to make ends meet.

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cdbunch's avatar

My bet is on the gay couple using a surrogate.

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Holytape's avatar

No, the smart money is charging a poor women of color who has a drug habit who has a miscarriage with murder. They will go after the lowest hanging fruit first. First the drug users. After that's been normalized, it will be poor women who had miscarriages in general, and people who use birth control pills.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

[foxnews]What, you mean there are poor people who 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 drug users?! I thought that's what made them poor![/foxnews]

(𝘎𝘢𝘩, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦...)

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Joanna Chen's avatar

So basically a slow build up to Republic of Gilead laws.

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Ingeborg S. Norden's avatar

I hope to get euthanized before I live in a theocracy where I'm defined as "Ofsomehusband" or "Ofmyfather". What value could a paraplegic have who's physically incapable of being a mother, a wife, a handmaid, or even a harlot? (Gilead offers no other life for a woman.)

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Joanna Chen's avatar

A nun maybe?? To pray away your sins that "made" you paraplegic?

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Joanna Chen's avatar

But life only begins at conception, so the destruction of unused unfertilized eggs wouldn't count as murder. Unused fertilized eggs would pose a bigger problem, and if the law is to prosecute the "parents", shouldn't they go after the egg AND sperm donors?

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Holytape's avatar

This will lead to the land mark case of Alabama -v- Gym Socks.

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Len's avatar

Don’t be silly. The sperm donors are men.

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Straw's avatar

Good point.

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J.R.'s avatar

tragically and horrifically, there’s no doubt you’re correct.

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Crowscage's avatar

Charge these loons with 'child' neglect and see how fast they change their tune.

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ericc's avatar

Well, that depends on if he's white, rich, evangelical, and/or conservative. He's already identified as a male, so that's a thumb on the scales of justice in his favor already. But if he's some minimum wage worker, not of their religious tribe, or swarthy of complexion, no doubt they'll want to put him in jail just on general principles.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

You would think...

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Sadly, the Alabama Supreme court wouldn't.

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cdbunch's avatar

This is the body that gave us Roy Moore of ten commandment monuments and following 14-year-old girls around malls.

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COMALite J's avatar

Tom Parker is Roy Moore v2.0.

Fun fact about the Ten Commandments: the commandment considered by Jews and Protestants to be the second commandment of the “ten” straight-up forbids making ANY graven (engraved, carved, SCULPTED) image, or ANY LIKENESS (“graven” or otherwise) of ANYthing that is in the heavens (sky) above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the water under the Earth.

Where are the tablets of the Ten Commandments now? They were placed in the Ark of the Covenant. When the Babylonians conquered Judah and destroyed Solomon’s Temple, legend has it that either God took it up unto heaven, or that priests secretly removed the Ark and either buried it in a cave or put it on a ship to sail to some safe place, but that the ship sank.

ALL THREE of those possibilities are EXPLICITLY provided for in that commandment: regardless of which it was, the Ark and thus the stone tablets of the Ten Commandments are something that’s either “in Heaven above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the waters under the Earth.”!

So, by its very existence, Roy Moore’s Ten Commandments statue violated ITSELF!

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Len's avatar

Obviously, yes.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Good point.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Life begins at conception ? OK, let all theses embryos live outside their vats or a women womb and see how much time they will stay alive.

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Unknown's avatar

Exactly my thought and I'm an ivf child

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oraxx's avatar

It's a good idea to keep your expectations low when it comes to Alabama Republicans. Alabama has some of the worst social metrics in the country, so they don't value life all that much. They aren't about to try taking guns off the street, or pushing for universal healthcare. They just keep giving people fewer and fewer reasons to live there.

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Sandra Carmen Marrujo's avatar

Just been rewatching "Eyes on the Prize" on PBS over the past week or two. Seems like things haven't changed much in Alabama since the '60s and before. Sigh.

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oraxx's avatar

It all makes their supposed reverence for life ring a little hollow. I suspect they're pandering to the preachers because of the power they wield.

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COMALite J's avatar

The Nat-Cs (Nationalist Christians) are convenient unholy bedmates for the petro-robber barrons like the Kochs et al, because Nat-Cs secretly do believe in global warming and other environmental disastrous results of these industries that bankroll them. They pretend not to believe in them and publicly deny them because they don’t want anything done to stop those things from happening, because the End Times Prophecies prophecy such devastation.

Revelation Chapter 16 in particular has seven angels with vials (or bowls in the KJV) of the Wrath of God that they pour out on parts of the natural world, resulting in all manner of devastation. The second and third angels pour out their vials/bowls on the oceans, and on the inland waters, respectively, causing them to become as the blood of a dead man, killing every living thing in them. The fourth angel pours his out on the sun, causing it to scorch men with fiery heat (global warming and/or ozone depletion, which they also publicly denied).

They DO BELIEVE in these things but PRETEND NOT to to try to FORCE the horrible plagues of End Times Prophecy to happen, so that the “Rapture” (a word not found in the Bible, for the record) will hurry up and happen so that they can go to Heaven without having to die first.

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RegularJoe's avatar

Basing the law upon woo

Is what 'Bama justices do

Ban slavery or bacon

That choice it be makin'

Their deity's brain is hog poo.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

... 𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒 ... “𝐵𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝐼 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑏 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢...”

SERIOUSLY? When religious nonsense and biblical quotes somehow manage to find their way into a judicial ruling, it becomes obvious that the person making such a statement is NOT operating according to the law but doing so from his or her own personal beliefs. Granted that I am NOT a lawyer (retired electrical engineer, in fact), but how this could hope to be proper behavior for a sitting judge is utterly beyond me.

Sadly, though, this is Alabama, where I have no doubt, if someone wanted to read the bible into the record as a part of their law, they would. Wouldn't surprise me if they have already. And once again, I weep for the integrity of this country and its 𝑑𝑒-𝑗𝑢𝑟𝑒 secular structure.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

“𝐵𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝐼 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑚𝑏 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢...”

Gawd said that of one biblical patriarch, not everyone.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He knew Adam & Eve would disobey him over that fruit thing, yet he created them anyway.

That's on him, not them.

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COMALite J's avatar

He also created the angel (often mistakenly called Lucifer, though the correct name is Samæl) that’d fall and become Satan, knowing ∞ eons in advance before He ever said “Let there be light,” that Samæl would fall and become Satan and all that would result from that, requiring having His Own Son be TORTURED TO DEATH to save even a small part of humanity, and all He had to do to avoid all of that was NOT create Samæl. Or the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Or create evil in the first place.

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COMALite J's avatar

Isaiah 45:7

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Bill Wilson's avatar

According to Saint Napoleon Dynamite.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Saint and Naboleon should never be in the same sentence.

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cdbunch's avatar

Did not care for that movie.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Never saw it.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Bis repetita.

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COMALite J's avatar

And even that wasn’t talking about the unborn,. but about God’s foreknowledge. Before Jeremiah was even CONCEIVED, the Lᴏʀᴅ knew that he’d exist and that he’d be a prophet to the nations.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

“The Alabama Constitution's recognition that human life is an endowment from God emphasizes a foundational principle of English common law, “

And is unconstitutional in the United States of America.

But then I looked at the Alabama constitution and it does not state that rights are granted by God, it says human rights are granted by their creator. Which, as we know, is not the Bible God, but based on the Enlightenment deity of the founders and interpreted to be the deity (or parents) of any given individual citizen. The Alabama Constitution goes on to delineate that no religion can be established for the state, therefore the decision demanding we recognize the Bible God’s rules about murder and when a life begins (which isn’t even close to what this jackanape claims it is. Jeremiah 1:5 was specifically about one man, other verses claim a baby isn’t even human until a year, or at their first breath or other nonsense, that doesn’t apply since the Bible is not the country’s or state’s law book.) doesn’t apply to the law and should be struck from this decision.

This justice should be removed from the bench because he’s unqualified due to his unconstitutional biases.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

When Deists say god/creator, they're referring to nature and not some old man in the clouds.

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Unknown's avatar

I can dig it

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

He and the other six who voted for it should be removed.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Here’s a link to the constitution I forgot in the original comment.

https://alison.legislature.state.al.us/constitution

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

It is undeniably obvious that none of the seven justices, especially Chief Justice Tom Parker, have ever read their holey book.

Genesis 2:7 (KJV)

"And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑙𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒; and man became a living soul."

Ezekiel 37:6 (KJV)

"And I will lay sinews upon you, and will bring up flesh upon you, and cover you with skin, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒; and ye shall know that I am the Lord."

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Joan the Dork's avatar

The first breath was widely held by religious leaders to be the moment the soul entered the body... right up until they needed a political football and edited their goddything's ensoulment schedule so they could kick it around.

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COMALite J's avatar

Life begins at first breath according to the Bible and at fertilization according to biology. but PERSONHOOD (a LEGAL status, NOT a scientific one) begins much later than that. A Person is an entity with rights and responsibilities under a society. These include being counted (numbered) in a census (Numbers Chapter 3 [seven times stated therein, twice COMMANDED by the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Israel]) or valuated for taxation purposes (Leviticus Chapter 27, first several verses [key verse 6]).

In both cases a minimum age is specified, and that age is the same in both: ONE (lunar) MONTH AFTER BIRTH!! Yes, under Bible Law, even NEWborns aren’t Persons yet, so even INFANTICIDE. let alone abortion, is just fine peachy keen under His Law, until the Moon comes back around to the same phase it was when the baby was born!

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Unknown's avatar

In the bible murder was ok as long as they were nonbelievers the golden cafe in whatever book it was. the whole old testament was filled full of murder and rape. but its a moral guide right

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NOGODZ20's avatar

You care so much about life, Parker? Where was your god's alleged holy wrath during the Holocaust?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Were was his god during the Chief's victory parade?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Why didn't his god protect Alexi Navalny from being murdered?

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Len Koz's avatar

Because his god likes psycho dictators. He made them in his image.

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MalibuMan's avatar

I'm convinced "IF" there is a god, that's the one I would believe exists. One mean bastard.

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Len Koz's avatar

That would be the one that actually made sense. The universe is set up to end your life in endless nasty ways. If someone set it up that way, they are one sick fuck.

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MalibuMan's avatar

You are close to making me a theist. Stop it now..

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larry parker's avatar

I'm going to guess that the shooters are christian. If not, they will have a miraculous conversion just before trial.

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cdbunch's avatar

San Francisco?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

California's been going through a series of storm systems of biblical proportions.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

..and why did the Saints have such a crappy season?

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MalibuMan's avatar

God doesn't care about the slaughter of living people or care about what Putin is doing to Ukraine or the Holocaust. God is too busy helping Trump sell shoes.

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/19/1232438349/donald-trump-golden-high-top-sneakers

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Anri's avatar

Fully on the side of the Catholics involved?

Just spitballing here.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Catholics AND Lutherans.

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

God himself has killed and had others kill the unborn plenty of times so I don't know where this justice gets off on the “Wrath of a holy God” blather.

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

eZEKIEL 30:8 and 39:6 Numbers 21:21-30 Hosea 8:14 for a start.

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Holytape's avatar

FIFY

In summary, the theologically based view of the sanctity of life adopted by the People of Alabama encompasses the following: (1) God made every person in His image, except groups of people that I do not consider my equal which can be defined by creed, race, sex or orientation; (2) each person within the in group, and excluding the outgroup, therefore has a value that far exceeds the ability of human beings to calculate, except when it comes to providing basic goods and services. Then a monetary worth of the individual can be determined and contrasted with the cost of providing these services; as long as the cost is abstract and not tangible human life has an infinite value, if the cost is tangible the human life is fungible and (3) human life cannot be wrongfully destroyed without incurring the wrath of a holy God, except in those cases where the holy God commands the death of the individual or group of individuals, but in which case, the human life destroyed would be rightfully destroyed, who views the destruction of His image as an affront to Himself, except for when its not. Section 36.06 recognizes that this is true of unborn human life no less than it is of all other human life, -- that even before birth, all human beings bear the image of God, and their lives cannot be destroyed without effacing his glory. That is until it is born, and then depending of certain physical attributes and circumstances can be worth less or more.

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

I guess that means god is neither male nor female because if he was male we all would be male as we are all made in HIS image.

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Holytape's avatar

Or only men are made in Gods image. Which would mean that women are not. Which would them make gay man sex more holy that heterosexual missionary sex.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Early in the 'Church' homosexual sex was considered purer that heterosex.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Eve was made from Adam's rib, which makes her a transsexual clone.

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larry parker's avatar

Always read the fine print.

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Richard Wade's avatar

"To put that another way: They sued the hospital for killing their babies, arguing that life begins at conception, not birth."

This could be used against the parents. If the frozen embryos are "babies," then they're guilty of child abuse and false imprisonment. They're keeping fully rightful human beings (according to them) under torturous and inhumane conditions, and denying them the right to live their lives.

"..human life cannot be wrongfully destroyed without incurring the wrath of a holy God, who views the destruction of His image as an affront to Himself."

If this is all about a crime against God, then Justice Parker and the "People of Alabama" should get the hell out of the way and let God handle it in whatever way He chooses. It's the height of arrogance to declare that such events are within the purview and jurisdiction of their "Almighty Creator," and then be so presumptuous as to intercede on His behalf to punish those who have offended Him. "Here, God, I know you're pretty busy, so I'll just kick these sinners' asses for you. Okay?"

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Yamuna Ramachandran's avatar

They're against a married couple having a baby via IVF because it's "ungodly" but a child victim of rape who's in the 4th grade, should be forced to have a baby because THAT'S godly? What in the ever-loving hell.

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

b b but gawd

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Joan the Dork's avatar

The contents of test tube A-47-1113-C, according to Alabama, take precedence over the entirety of the natal ward one floor up. Hospitals should revise their emergency evacuation plans accordingly.

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

The self-proclaimed pro-life* crowd is entirely too obsessive about the imaginary people they claim to be concerned about. They need to calm down, switch off their circuit diagrams, get out of their blueprints, sit in the shade of their acorns, have a nice slice of batter, listen to the pleasant songs of the eggs, and stop to smell the pollen.

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*short for “proliferators”

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

We can call them “pro-liefers”. Because all they can do is lie.

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Missael Silvestre's avatar

Mothertrucker, don't tell me you care about children then accept gun lobby money to not prevent mass shootings.

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cdbunch's avatar

Or refuse to participate in a federal summer lunch program for low-income kids.

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cdbunch's avatar

I could see a negligence case against the fertility clinic, but calling the embryos a 'minor child' is absurd.

I really fear the only way to get past the post-Dobbs nightmare is to let the mortality rate rise as doctors leave for places they are allowed to practice medicine.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Your state was already a leader before dumbbs.

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cdbunch's avatar

Yes. and I've got at most 2 weeks to figure out which Democrats to vote for in the vain hope of changing that.

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ericc's avatar

Republicans already have a solution to that. Two solutions, in fact! 1. As the majority suffer higher mortality, make it harder for that majority to vote. 2. When they do vote, make sure most of them are in one district out of seven.

Massive public ire can be tolerated, as long as it fails to translate into representation.

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cdbunch's avatar

Public ire can be tolerated until the public starts tossing Molotov cocktails. And a 'few household chemicals in the proper proportions'

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Until the public ire acts like the French.

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ericc's avatar

Agreed. But I'm hoping that an electoral solution is found before a revolutionary one. with the US requirement that every district be the same population, there is a limit to how long one can keep power when ones' positions are deeply unpopular with the electorate. They're truly fighting a rearguard action on stuff like this.

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