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Let them fight.

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Undoubtedly there are Christian law firms that specialize in this sort of drivel. $725 an hour will get God's law on your side.

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Bring out the cage ... only one leaves it alive.

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OT- Don the Con is scared out of his tiny little mind, and I can't stop giggling: https://apnews.com/article/trump-arrested-indicted-hush-money-manhattan-prosecutor-a48428984cf99d23f46b4157b34160ae

Mind you, nobody's actually announced their intentions to arrest him yet. 𝘏𝘦 believes it's going to happen, though, and he's claiming it'll happen next Tuesday. Finally- a prophecy that I 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to come true! C'mon, DA Bragg, tip that first domino and indict the bastard already. Do it on Monday, just to fuck with him.

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Ruin his golf game and do it on Sunday.

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

Does Florida have no knock warrants ? I wouldn't mind seeing drumpster being murdered like Breonna Taylor.

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Dotard the Disgraced Orange Shitegibbon is riling up his base to go all negative on NY.

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

"That explanation makes a little more sense. They’re not going after anyone who uses the phrase, just people they believe are trying to capitalize on the ministry’s reputation."

Maybe they've accomplished protecting their name, because their reputation is in the toilet now.

Nobody wants to be associated even indirectly with a group that should seriously consider renaming themselves "Jealous Jackasses for Jesus."

I don't think they'd have much trouble with infringement on that moniker.

Maybe I should start an industrial design company and trademark its name as "Intelligent Design," or an innovative consulting firm for startups called "Creationism," and let the chaos ensue. Our biggest department would be Outgoing Lawsuits, and our biggest expense would be popcorn.

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Can I get a job? I'll work for peanuts (and popcorn).

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Peasant. I want burgers and beer.

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

Pizza and hookers of both sexes.

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Kiss my shiny metal ass.

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You and Boreal are pricing yourselves out of the market.

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I may be cheap but I don't come cheap.

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You charge for that? 🤔

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You're on Only Fans, right?

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I may be easy but I'm not cheap.

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Wishy-washy!

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"Why not both?" as the saying goes.

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I pass, I don't see the point of dead weight in my bed* 🙂

*Or anywhere suitable.

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Send me some male ones if you can't follow, three or four should suffice 😁

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 19, 2023

"Maybe they've accomplished protecting their name, because their reputation is in the toilet now."

This is what happened to the author behind "Cockygate," according to Vox.

“You are a nasty piece of fucking work, lady,” wrote author Jenny Trout in a widely shared blog post responding to Hopkins’s trademark claims. She went on:

Nobody was ever copying you. Nobody knows who you are. The most common reaction seen on social media when your name started coming up was, “Who?” followed by “Who does she think she is?” We had to ask these things because we legitimately had no clue you existed. But boy howdy, do you exist now. See, you’re not famous, but you’re infamous. You probably thought all publicity was good publicity. That is not the case if the publicity you’re getting is just making people become more and more furious and fed up with you. I haven’t seen anyone say they planned to read your really interesting and unique books as a result of your Highlander mentality. I’ve seen a lot say the opposite.

https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/5/15/17339578/cockygate-explained-romance-publishing-faleena-hopkins

Props to BHm

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

The author who started this shit was a nasty bitch, she especially targeted non white writers and was a homophobe. I spent as much as a could to buy books written by some of her victims. Cole McCade, among them 🙂

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I care about as much about romance authors arguing as I do about Christians. 😇

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I should trademark the phrase 'God's Chosen People' and watch the fun unfold.

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Ooooo, better yet, let's trademark: "Bless your heart!" What fun THAT would be!

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I remember the first time a poster on a Christian site said that to me and I thought he really meant it. It didn't take me long to realize that it was a condescending insult.

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I see a magnificent blank page 🤔

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Interesting – when I try to access the page the pictures flash on for a second or two and then – blank page. I have it in my memes folder, but of course you can't post pictures here can you?

"Inside every bless your heart, there is a teeny tiny fuck you."

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

For me it disappears after a couple of seconds. It is a picture of Dr. Evil doing his air quotes with the words: Inside Every Bless Your Heart - Is a Teeny Tiny "Fuck You"

Try reloading the page, it worked for me.

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You will hate me and NOGODZPEDIA too but who is Dr Evil ?

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It's a Dr. Evil meme describing how "Bless your heart" is the same as "Fuck you."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fURU9GuLlos

Christian infighting never ceases to amuse. It's 𝘴𝘰 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 when they make each others' lives miserable instead of visiting their existential insecurities on the rest of society...

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"...on our business..."

Refreshing to see them admit that they're a business after all. I'm sure that they would be happy to pay taxes, right?

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Schrodinger's Ministry- they're both a business and not a business until the tax man knocks on the door!

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". . . and make a business that looks and acts like us.."

Since all evangelical organizations do the same thing that they do, how the fuck is that even possible?

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Someone says "Worship Leader" and I hear "Heil Hitler."

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I hear Worship Leader and I think of the maxim "Any being, deity or mortal, that desires worship is not worthy of it."

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Trump required daily intelligence briefings be re-written to mention his name every few seconds or he loses interest.

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Captain. (Isn't that the proper title/rank of a warship leader?)

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https://youtu.be/8cR1-UAPPos

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I envision the animated antics of Horatio Magellan Crunch and his crew on the Guppy set to this song. 😁

(When the wind is out of the southwest on the right day, I can smell the Crunch Berries from my house. Literally.)

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Why does "god" need a "worship leader"?

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He couldn't find a starship?

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Tell 'em to check under "Jefferson"....many record stores group the various iterations under the original "Jefferson Airplane" listing.

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After all, he's "almighty"...which is christianese for "too feeble to do anything for himself."

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Because he refuses to do it for himself?

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Any being that claims omnipotence/omniscience has zero excuses.

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Oh dog, he's some basement dwelling incel, isn't he? "I don't wanna get a job, mom!" "But Jehffy, you need to use your powers for good! Like putting mana on the table!"

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OT- Oh look. More groomers.

https://apnews.com/article/lazzaro-republican-donor-sex-trafficking-minnesota-db1e3ac444fe3c289adddb4b924b9092

Can't help but notice that none of these all-too-frequent stories are about drag performers or trans folks. Most of 'em seem to be cis/het white men... and Christians... and Republiclowns. Funny, that.

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Because somehow Drag Queens and trans people plot against conservatives to have them condemned for the crimes the formers did 🤪

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 19, 2023

O/T "Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Gaylord National Resort and Convention Center in National Harbor, Md." How fitting that right wing Christian MAGA zealots chose to convene in a place called "gay lord!!??" It must be a sign from Jesus himself, who by the way never married or reported any children.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3905692-republicans-worry-pro-trump-candidates-will-haunt-them-in-2024/amp/

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Was just there last September....it is a beautiful facility.

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Wasted on them, then.

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

How do people doing God's work "mess up" like this? God's standards and work ethic has really declined since he created the Earth in 6 days. Now he can't even get Facebook to do a simple change order right to protect his (or should I say "their?") reputation.

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OT- Tacky, much?

https://apnews.com/article/huckabee-sanders-abortion-ban-arkansas-capitol-monument-9efa40bd10d3f3a1c6a9c70ed4986ae5

Meanwhile, the Huckster is busy gutting child labor protections to ensure that once those fetuses she cares 𝘴𝘰 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 about come to term... they'll lead lives as short and as miserable as possible. Stay classy, Arkansas.

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Next is a monument of a priest raping a boy.

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They can put it by the 10C monument that says "no graven images".

Btw, it's Sarah Mydadtaughtmetolie Sanders.

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Beautiful. Nice to know that people are openly vocal in their disapproval of neo-Nazis.

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prout* boys = snow flakes.

* Fart noise in French.

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They should have figured out back in the heyday of ACT UP that LGBT people aren't limp-wristed pansies but angry warriors, especially when we're crossed. But then, these boys are proud, not quick on the uptake

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I have no idea what they're even "proud" about.

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Their beards* ?

* Both meaning.

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Well, now he can be "proud" of his scars. Think that's the kind of pride he was expecting when he went there?

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When you think you are the dominant in a lion pride and it's turn out you are more a young male in a hyena pack 😏

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https://tinyurl.com/yckmkyje

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They're not wearing brown shirts, but you can still smell their unwashed fascist reek.

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I feel like I should be making popcorn.

I think the only really obvious point here is that the trademark should never have been allowed to happen in the first place. The phrase 'worship leader' is generic enough it could be used by several different faiths, mean several different things, and I don't see any reason for a trademark on it other than to claim infringement down the road. To be clear, I'm not saying that's what Authentic Media did, just that it currently appears that way. (Oh, and I still am not a lawyer.) The optics on this one aren't going to be pretty for anyone involved, but I suspect it'll all vanish under the rug eventually.

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Exactly.

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A Christian sect whose leader liked 'em young producing child molesters.

Who'd a thunk it?

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Just for reference. Here is a photo of a drag queen grooming children.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZWZhZDk0MTItODU5OS00NmIxLWJlYTctYzI4MmViM2JhMjA3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMDU2NjgyMg@@._V1_.jpg

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People who complain about drag queens must've never seen a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

I once posted an article on the Oscar-winning rabbit and how he found his way into ladies' frocks in no less than 50 different cartoons.

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Rightwingers ALWAYS have to have something to get furious about. Communists, satanists, gays in the army, Teletubbies, drag queens, trans folks...and next year it'll be something else. As I've often said, if they couldn't find things to be outraged about, they wouldn't have any emotional lives at all.

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Is that Cleopatre VII ?

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Mar 18, 2023·edited Mar 18, 2023

Uncle Miltie the One and Only. :)

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Precursor to Cleopatra 2525

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LDS themed? I guess there isn't a thing that hasn't had a porn thing invented for the thing.

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