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OwossoHarpist's avatar

Dumb Idiot Ham HATES science, knowledge, and anything else that destroys his mythical young earth, "biblical," white supremacist worldview.

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Akira625's avatar

I’ve noticed that Ken Ham gets intensely jealous and spiteful whenever NASA and/or some other space agency achieves some amazing feat, while creationism continues to make no breakthroughs or progress at all, because it’s NOT science.

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regmeyer's avatar

But, But, He has a book that explains it all! s/

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CorporalKlinger's avatar

And a “museum” with exhibits and all. They even sell books!

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wreck's avatar

Are the crayons included?

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regmeyer's avatar

Only the White one.

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

Yeah, just like TFG.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Clergy Gone Wild: the adult video series that no one ever even asked for! Starring: A veritable cornucopia of the worst humanity has to offer, and (hopefully), in a special guest appearance, fifty FBI agents who just showed up on the set unannounced!

Warning: contents not suitable for... anyone, ever. May cause brain hemorrhage and sudden impulse to gouge own eyes out. Viewer avoidance is advised.

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Guerilla Surgeon's avatar

I think you just won the Internet today. I'd award you a certificate, but this website doesn't allow it apparently. :) Mind you, in theory I shouldn't even get the reference.

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Akira625's avatar

OT: I just found out that Betty White died at the age of 99.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

What a life, though- and a class act the whole way through it.

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regmeyer's avatar

This makes it official, This year SUCKS!!!

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Akira625's avatar

And I thought 2020 was horrible, but then 2021 came along and said, “hold my beer”.

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Matri's avatar

Welcome to "Twenty-Twenty, Too! The Sequel!"

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larry parker's avatar

Happy new year, I think not.

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maddog7's avatar

Sad ... I thought she was immortal [sigh]

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Akira625's avatar

She was going to turn 100 next month. 😢

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Booting her off Twitter is a good start. Expelling her from the House would be better.

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Matri's avatar

In cuffs, preferably. She had a key role in Jan 6, after all.

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larry parker's avatar

She could stay on twitter, for all i care, if they would boot her from the House. I hope the committee doesn't cave.

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Matri's avatar

Unfortunately, it's only her personal Twit that's suspended. Her House Twit is still functional.

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larry parker's avatar

Didn't know there were separate accounts.

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Matri's avatar

Aww, that's so sad.

Okay! So, who's got the listing of new movies to watch?

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regmeyer's avatar

Just read a conspiracy theory that the real rollout of 5G will be Jan.5th and all the vaccinated will have their microchips activated and die. Wondering how this will effect Hemant and his readers, will it all vanish in a poof of air?

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Akira625's avatar

If we have 5G microchips in our bodies, we can be out own Wi-Fi hotspots!

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larry parker's avatar

So, OnlySky is the afterlife? : )

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I though the rapture was for true christians.

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RegularJoe's avatar

And the Man from Mars.....

https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Is it a video made by a stoned David Lynch wannabe ?

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RegularJoe's avatar

First rap video ever shown in MTV....over 4 decades ago. 😁

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture_(Blondie_song)#Music_video

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RegularJoe's avatar

That's why I recoded the firmware.....well, that, and to overclock it and enable *all* of the L2 cache. Also, thanks to my nanoretroturboencarbulator, my chips are powered by Chemtrails & fluoride from the tap!

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BTII's avatar

Supposedly podcasting has exploded during the pandemic, so Hemant's voice (ditto Seth Andrews) must be streaming on lots of devices as I type this. Hopefully advertising dollars will follow. I admire anyone who can monetize the atheist community and make a living doing it.

I'm not sure how I feel about podcasts in general. Sure, if I was a commuter stuck in traffic or spending time hanging at the gym, it might be useful to listen to....but the pandemic has made both scenarios less appealing to many of us as more people work from home or want to avoid the gym because of covid concerns. Things are a' changin' thanks to the pandemic...

If I can read FA content , that is preferable to me than having a podcast running in the background or on my headphones. I suppose some folks will want to blast FA content on the TV or headphones as they cook/eat, lounge, go jogging and do chores, but I like my home being a quiet refuge and almost never turn on the TV.

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RegularJoe's avatar

I enjoy both. I like to read at my leisure, and comment as one does in such circumstances. But I also like to have things to listen to while doing tasks or hobbies that require visual focus (cooking, woodworking, electronics, etc.). Sometimes NPR/IPR fits the bill, sometimes it's Pandora, sometimes podcasts. It's nice to have options.

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Mr.E's avatar

Don't forget to poor one for Betty White.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I will be honest, I had no idea who she was. Probably the same way you don't know Jeanne Moreau or Catherine Deneuve.

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RegularJoe's avatar

Moreau....doctor/physiologist, has an island with some rather interesting creations....yeah, I've heard of him.

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regmeyer's avatar

She is the granddaughter of one of his more successful creations.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Catherine Deneuve is known on this side of the Atlantic. She starred in "The Hustle" with several major US actors. As well as other American films.

Betty White was an American treasure, like George Burns. Oh, God! Don't tell me you have never heard of George Burns.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Do you know Louis de Funes ?

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CorporalKlinger's avatar

Pfft! Les Américains ;-)) !

https://youtu.be/A-JxrwDNIaM

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

No, but I have heard of Gérard Depardieu.

I take it you didn't like my choice of a theme song for "beef tallow woman?"

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maddog7's avatar

"Monsieur Hulot" :-)

Brigitte Bardot

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I don't recall seeing it. When and where ?

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CorporalKlinger's avatar

A happy and healthy new year to us all!

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maddog7's avatar

OT ... or is it?

Got quite a laugh on reading this line:

"Meanwhile the Omicron variant is now raging through the United States, mopping up the hundreds of thousands of covidiots ...."

https://rosarubicondior.blogspot.com/2021/12/the-covidiot-cull-is-forging-ahead-in.html#more

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Matri's avatar

I’m trying… I’m trying… and I’m failing to feel any sympathy whatsoever for the covidiots.

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Matri's avatar

And now for my regularly scheduled "Fuck SubStack".

We now return to your normal programming.

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CorporalKlinger's avatar

Peak stupid/ part 678

"The metric system was invented by French ateheists to get rid of Christ, because in the bible they use miles..."

If the JW Telescope had been build by these morons, (not that they have the intellectual ability and skills to do so, but for the joke's sake), it would be "exploring" Idaho on the ground level by now!

*facepalm and hard headdesk*

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regmeyer's avatar

The Roman mille used in the Hebrew babble had no set definition to it's length, so it would have been hard for people to supply the necessary parts to any standard. With the confusion thus created, it would never got off the ground. Making Ken Pigletfucker Ham happy that it wasn't going to contradict his fairy stories.

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CorporalKlinger's avatar

OT/

I'm so glad for myself and all those around me that I'm not a “real manly man!”

https://www.newsweek.com/denver-shooter-lyndon-mcleod-guns-misogyny-social-media-1663930

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Highlander is not a documentary.

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maddog7's avatar

Denver shooter Lyndon McLeod ~= Connor MacLeod of Highlander

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CorporalKlinger's avatar

Thank you. Ok, now I get it!

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Matri's avatar

He's the exact kind of scum the Punisher usually goes after.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

I think this number by The Kimberly Trip is the perfect theme song for Lori Alexander.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULyYlMnH730

Or if you prefer a live version with screw-ups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvEbU_CFYBc

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BTII's avatar

I wonder if Hemant is still hung over?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Happy new year from the Eastern Standard Tribe!

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maddog7's avatar

"If a 221-year-old church closes down"

I can hear myself clapping

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maddog7's avatar

... in the forest

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Ted Olsen's avatar

Thank you for your work - I use it from time to time in my youtube vids.

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