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PhillyT's avatar

Ain't no hate like Christian love. I saw this video circulating on Reddit but didn't know the context behind it.

Super weird imagery and way to normalize violence. Really fucking weird shit, while they are grooming kids.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Okay ... THAT goes about 10 light-years beyond the pale. So the church acted out the importance of getting rid of sin. Ignoring the fact that sin is an offense against a being that has no demonstrable existence, how much of a reach would it be to extend that tableau to getting rid of the SINNER?

From where I sit, not much of a reach at all ... and I'd bet that's the next step in this farce.

foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

Seems so much simpler just to require a viewing of RED DAWN.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Red Dawn (the first version at least) was mildly entertaining, if a bit simplistic. To my mind, this is another form of grooming and conditioning, particularly in normalizing VIOLENCE. They start with sin; they'll escalate to the sinner.

And it'll hit the fan any old time now.

PhillyT's avatar

Also don't a lot of Christians believe that we sin just by being alive. We inherited it? So how can you kill it?

Sko Hayes's avatar

See, when Jesus was crucified, he was supposed to wipe out all of our sins, but the warranty ran out, I guess.

Alverant's avatar

If it were Muslims doing this, the video would be playing multiple times a day on Fox News.

PhillyT's avatar

Don't give them that idea. They could just imagine the ratings spike now because of it

oraxx's avatar
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I have long felt Christianity is made up of roughly equal measures of comfort myth and revenge fantasy. If promises of the glorious afterlife don’t keep people in line, then terrify them with hell. If what this church did doesn’t qualify as child abuse, then what does? I suspect they're far more interested in mindless conformity than anything remotely connected to morality.

Sinanju06's avatar

If even one of these children internalizes the message of this skit and decide to kill LGBTQ+ people or bomb an abortion clininc, then the church will just go to plausible denialability mode.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Just like they have done before with:

"From 1977 to 2020 in America, anti-abortion activists committed at least 11 murders, 26 attempted murders, 956 threats of harm or death, 624 stalking incidents and four kidnappings, according to data collected by the National Abortion Federation. They have bombed 42 abortion clinics, set 194 on fire, attempted to bomb or burn an additional 104 and made 667 bomb threats." uk.news.yahoo.com/anti-abortion-movement-killed-people-09450524…?

Charles Newman's avatar

"From 1977 to 2020 in America" Looks like the UK has turned MAGA.

Sad and embarrassing. 😟🤪

Brianna Amore's avatar

Of course that pastor isn't going to accept criticism or see anything wrong with something HE HIMSELF endorsed.

Christians are sick people. And they say WE'RE the sinners?

avis piscivorus's avatar

This is an instruction video for how to recruit and indoctrinate kid soldiers.

wreck's avatar

And now, kids, we have a special guest: Secretary of Warfighting Pete Kegsbreath, to tell you about the evils of beards and vaccines. If you're good, he'll show you his Jesus Crusader Warfighting tattoos, and hand out the sacrificial whisky provided by his good buddy Ka$h, who's sleeping it off behind the outhouse.

Boreal's avatar

Perhaps Pete needs to read his bible.

“Do not cut the hair on the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard.” – Leviticus 19:27

wreck's avatar

Just like his Orange Lord and Master, Whisky Pete doesn't read.

Joan the Dork's avatar

To be fair, in his usual condition he'd have to have one eye shut in order to even attempt it.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Not to mention the proscription against tattoos in the very next verse.

Die Anyway's avatar

Yeah, but those are Old Testament rules. We don't follow those. Well, except the ones that let us hate gays, subjugate women and tyrannize anyone who doesn't believe in our same God. Jesus told us it was OK to cherry pick.

Henri Issacson's avatar

Disturbing. I think we have to admit that we are currently in the midst of a civil war of sorts. I don't think it will be a shooting war between "red" and "blue" states and I think the violence will be sporadic and hopefully rare as we are too mixed up together and diverse a country.

But one needs to see that the January 6th insurrection was predominately a religious procession of neochristian supremacists. One would have hoped that criminal prosecution would have marked its peak as a political project. But a blanket pardon (and some upcoming cash rewards??) have uncorked their whole political project again.

I am so sick of their shit.

Richard S. Russell's avatar

Y'know, if there's one positive thing to be said for Christianity, it's that we can look at idiocy like this and quite properly exclaim "JESUS!".

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

"I don’t remember this scene in the Gospels."

Book of Armaments, perhaps?

Die Anyway's avatar

Something... something...beating plowshares into swords.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

You have a talent for understatement!

Meg Strott's avatar

Haha, I wish I had time for the diatribe banging 'round in my head.

Kay-El's avatar

Pastor Duh-Wayne claims misinformation about what this gross video represents. Um, no, sir, you are the misinformed one. We see it for what it is. Delusion and indoctrination.

Boreal's avatar

Certainly not as entertaining as 'Springtime for Hitler.'

Forza Italia 1966's avatar

... annnnd Germany!"

Now I'll have this song in my head all day!

larry parker's avatar

Should have made the skit a musical.

Candace Adams's avatar

This is horrible!!! I never would have imagined something like this!!!🤯

Bensnewlogin's avatar

It’s all right if it’s only a small part of vacation Bible school. I mean if it was a big part, it would actually be wrong.

These people are quite sick. And the children cheering it all along makes it even worse.

This may seem off-topic, but it’s not. One of the biggest problems I have with the Star Wars movies is exactly how morally muddy they are. It’s wrong for Luke to kill the emperor, because that would be murder motovated by anger. BAd bad bad. But it’s not wrong for Darth Vader to murder the emperor, because that’s simply redemption in action. And besides, he’s bad already, so it doesn’t make him morally bad, even though Luke murdered everybody on death star

And as with most fantasy/science fiction movies, mass murder is simply normalized as mass entertainment. It’s a good old Christian family values in action.

If you want to see the slaying of sin, have someone dressed up in a clear devil costume, and have good Christians around him praying for his redemption. Then throw a bucket of water on him and he can scream out what a world what a world.

But this kind of violence should not be considered a moral lesson. It’s quite the opposite

larry parker's avatar

Spoiler alert! Is the emperor dead???

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

I don't know, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Joan the Dork's avatar

What a coincidence- so is Henry Kissinger!

Rain Robinson's avatar

Nice vintage SNL bit.

Rain Robinson's avatar

It's not just Star Wars. All action movies have murders done by the good guys. All written action fiction has murders by the good guys. All real life, i.e., wars, have murders by the good guys. Murder is a part of human behavior that in a perfectly safe world would never occur.