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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Congratulations, Texas, you just invited a shit-ton of lawsuits on your government and boards of education. Time and taxpayer money will be WASTED, rather than used to properly educate Texas school children.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

Joe King's avatar

π‘Šβ„Žπ‘–π‘™π‘’ π‘π‘œπ‘›π‘ π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘£π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘£π‘’π‘  π‘π‘™π‘Žπ‘–π‘š π‘‘β„Žπ‘–π‘  𝑖𝑠𝑛’𝑑 π‘Žπ‘π‘œπ‘’π‘‘ π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘œπ‘π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘›, π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘šπ‘’π‘ π‘ π‘Žπ‘”π‘’ 𝑖𝑠 π‘π‘™π‘’π‘Žπ‘Ÿ: 𝑇𝑒π‘₯π‘Žπ‘  π‘‘β„Žπ‘–π‘›π‘˜π‘  πΆβ„Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘›π‘–π‘‘π‘¦ 𝑖𝑠 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘œπ‘›π‘™π‘¦ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘™π‘–π‘”π‘–π‘œπ‘› π‘‘β„Žπ‘Žπ‘‘ π‘šπ‘Žπ‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘ .

Lying liars for Jesus lying again.

β€œπ‘Šπ‘’β€™π‘Ÿπ‘’ π‘”π‘œπ‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘œ π‘ π‘‘π‘œπ‘ π‘€π‘Žπ‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘œπ‘€π‘› π΄π‘šπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘π‘Žπ‘› β„Žπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘¦. π‘Šπ‘’β€™π‘Ÿπ‘’ π‘”π‘œπ‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘β„Ž π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘β„Ž. π‘‚π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘›π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘› π‘€π‘Žπ‘  π‘“π‘œπ‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘‘ π‘Žπ‘  π‘Ž πΆβ„Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘› π‘›π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘›, π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ 𝑇𝑒π‘₯π‘Žπ‘  𝑖𝑠 π‘Ž πΆβ„Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘› π‘ π‘‘π‘Žπ‘‘π‘’.”

Thre sentences, three lies. Stop watering down American history? Denying other religious beliefs and omitting the bad parts is the opposite. Teaching the truth? That's a lie made obvious by the very next sentence. The United States founded as a Christian nation? Messrs Jefferson and Madison would like a word. Texas a Christian state? No matter what their state government says, they are still subject to the First Amendment.

Have the lawsuits been filed yet, or are AU, American Atheists, and the FFRF waiting until the first Bible lesson is taught?

Troublesh00ter's avatar

The Freedom From Religion Foundation is already sabre-rattling on this business, except that that's not so much as a threat but as a promise. The FFRF doesn't bluff, and Texas is going to learn very quickly the price for being stupid.

Claudia's avatar

They should include the Penguin Atlas of World History in the curriculum, it would be of much greater benefit!

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Penguins are crap at history. They only things they can discuss reliably are fish and ice.

Claudia's avatar

This made me laugh, thank you.

PS The book is good, it's really good.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Glad to havecontributed to your mirth quotient.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Some are remarkable good at the history and affairs of Burma.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Burmese penguins are the worst!!

Frauds, every one of them.

Maltnothops's avatar

They make nice TV decorations.

oraxx's avatar

The people behind this lunacy would go out of their tiny little minds at the mere suggestion students would be compelled to read any magic book other than their own. I don’t see how this stands a court test, but then we no longer seem to believe in church-state separation or the rule of law generally. On the plus side, I think there is a pretty good chance this will blow up in their faces as it will generate a lot of law suits and resentment on the part of students. It is never the job of our secular government to back stop Christianity.

Boreal's avatar

The bible imparts wholesome family values to children.

https://ibb.co/MDGPKw4B

Troublesh00ter's avatar

I would just love to know what the average person is supposed to take away from that lesson of Judges 19. It has got to be one of the ugliest stories of the bible.

Boreal's avatar

That god loves us?

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

Charles Newman's avatar

"god loves us" Religion, George Carlin was right! πŸ˜†

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoYyiNRtMEE

Maltnothops's avatar

β€œGod has a plan for you.”

β€œGod doesn’t give you more than you can handle.”

β€œSometimes God says No.”

Also, what was the concubine wearing? Huh, did she invite it?

Scott McIntosh's avatar

As a foreign observer, brought up in a society far more advanced than the USA I am always amazed by the evidence of brain-crushing idiocy promoted by public officials in your struggling republic. There are times when I feel sorry for you - wishing that the idiot right could treat the enlightened citizens of the US with some understanding and decency. But then your local and national governments do something ghastly and stupid and I am convinced that your republic and country are heading towards madness.

Joe King's avatar

It's been heading towards madness since the New Deal. That's when conservatives and big business started to tap into religion to push back. The result is that Republicans push this nonsense, as well as claiming that Democrats are all anti Christian.

Tony Soll's avatar

I teach in a Quaker school in New York City. I am an atheist i.e. I don’t believe there are any gods. I have read the Bible. I have read some of the Quran and I went to Hebrew school at one point. I was asked to teach stories from the Bible in line with a curriculum that included the Quran so that children would recognize some of the famous stories. I agree that enforcing religious teaching by the state will reduce the amount of religious people, but this is only a tip of the iceberg piece of the counterrevolution that Christian fascists and reactionaries are imposing on us. I’m about to turn 80 and I hope I live long enough to see the utter defeat of this aberrant faction. However, I’m not optimistic at this point.

Ed Buckner's avatar

It's damned weird, but the Texas Lege (as Molly Ivins called 'em) has guaranteed my support (not vote--I don't live in TX any more) for Christian James Talarico for Senate!

Maltnothops's avatar

I sent his campaign $25. Naturally I get asked for more every day. I spread a couple hundred bucks around to senate campaigns that might be winnable.

David Graf's avatar

Hemant was right when he wrote "if your religion has to be propped up by state mandates, it’s an admission your religion can’t survive on its own." If the people behind this plan really wanted to make a difference then they might want to start with their own house and repent and start working on what it really means to love your neighbors.

oraxx's avatar

The evangelicals know they're losing the long game, and they're desperate to have government step in on their behalf.

Joe King's avatar

When a religion is good, I conceive it will support itself; and when it does not support itself, and God does not take care to support it so that its professors are obliged to call for help of the civil power, 'tis a sign, I apprehend, of its being a bad one.

Benjamin Franklin

Troublesh00ter's avatar

That needs to be tattooed on the head of every idiot child legislator who backed this proposal. The sad fact is, I'm not sure any of them would learn from this at all.

Joe King's avatar

The only thing they will learn is to limit mentions of Mr Franklin in the curriculum.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

They also might want to avoid a certain Thomas Paine as well. What a shame any penalties that are levied on this won't come out of their personal pockets.

Jeff van Weereld's avatar

I always thought Texans were a bit retarded. You know: can’t remember the constitution etc…..

OwossoHarpist's avatar

Just like some people living in Kentucky where Dumb Idiot Ken Ham sets up his anti-science shop at.

oraxx's avatar

There are over thirty million people here in Texas and you're paining with a very broad and insulting brush.

Jeff van Weereld's avatar

Just the ones who make the rules, mate. Who the shoe fits…

John P Carroll's avatar

About par for the course. Bottom feeder state.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

This is why I have been saying for Well over a decade that our constitution no longer serves us. We don’t need an establishment clause: we need a strict and specific separation of church and state. We don’t need a second amendment where in half of it can be ignored so that the other half can be elevated to God like status. We need one that says you can carry a gun, but your gun caring can be regulated. We need an established right to privacy, not one implied by search and seizure interpretations. And the electoral college must go.

If the American people do not realize this, then we are just handing power over to the worst people.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

That change-of-hands has already happened, as we all well know, and unless we do something about it, the government of the United States will be dismantled to the point where any recovery would have to start from scratch (which, as you suggest, might not be that bad a thing). Thankfully, there is at least SOME degree of blowback against Trump beginning to happen, and resistance to his BS is mounting.

Goes without saying that the midterms coming up are CRITICAL ... but I said it anyway! πŸ€ͺ

Claudia's avatar

And by including a section on human rights, you could put that stupid notion to bed that .... let me see, how did Mr Thomas put it the other day, that 'aliens are not entitled to the protection of the constitution'.

Human rights being universal rights, i.e. rights for every human.

On top of that move to a PR-style voting system and abolish the electoral college.

Joe King's avatar

7π‘‘β„Ž πΊπ‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘‘π‘’: π‘‡β„Žπ‘’ π‘†β„Žπ‘’π‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘‘'𝑠 π‘ƒπ‘ π‘Žπ‘™π‘š (π΅π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜ π‘œπ‘“ π‘ƒπ‘ π‘Žπ‘™π‘šπ‘ , πΆβ„Žπ‘Žπ‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿ 23) 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 π½π‘Žπ‘šπ‘’π‘  π‘‰π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘ π‘–π‘œπ‘›: π»π‘’π‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘€ 𝐡𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒/𝑂𝑙𝑑 π‘‡π‘’π‘ π‘‘π‘Žπ‘šπ‘’π‘›π‘‘ (π‘‡β„Žπ‘–π‘  𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 π‘™π‘’π‘ π‘ π‘œπ‘›π‘  π‘“π‘œπ‘Ÿ π‘‡β„Žπ‘’ π·π‘–π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘¦ π‘œπ‘“ π‘Ž π‘Œπ‘œπ‘’π‘›π‘” πΊπ‘–π‘Ÿπ‘™ 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑛𝑒 πΉπ‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘›π‘˜)

If I were a 7th grade teacher mandated to include Psalm 23 with Anne Frank's diary, I would make sure the kids got the uncensored version of said diary.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

The one without the Gannet?

Claudia's avatar

Question - how old are 7th grade students? 13 or thereabouts?

There are definitely bits in the diaries which I'd leave for older pupils.

StefR's avatar

Our children at home will be tutored to read such in an obviously distasteful & parroted manner. You will not foist kkkystyanity down our children’s throats.

Joe King's avatar

𝐼𝑓 π‘π‘œπ‘›π‘ π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘£π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘£π‘’π‘  π‘‘β„Žπ‘–π‘›π‘˜ π‘šπ‘Žπ‘›π‘‘π‘Žπ‘‘π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘¦ 𝐡𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘π‘–π‘›π‘” 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑙 π‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘π‘’ π‘šπ‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘’ πΆβ„Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘›π‘ , π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘£π‘’π‘›β€™π‘‘ 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 π‘π‘Žπ‘¦π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘Žπ‘‘π‘‘π‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘› π‘‘π‘œ π‘€β„Žπ‘Žπ‘‘ π‘Žπ‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘¦ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘π‘π‘’π‘›π‘  π‘€β„Žπ‘’π‘› π‘¦π‘œπ‘’π‘›π‘” π‘π‘’π‘œπ‘π‘™π‘’ π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘’ π‘’π‘›π‘π‘œπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘”π‘’π‘‘ π‘‘π‘œ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘‘π‘–π‘π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘¦ π‘–π‘›π‘ π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘‘ π‘œπ‘“ π‘‘π‘’π‘£π‘œπ‘‘π‘–π‘œπ‘›π‘Žπ‘™π‘™π‘¦.

Which is why the cherry-picked passages won't be taught critically.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

And reading THE WHOLE BIBLE will be strongly discouraged. "Oh, it's not really necessary. We've found the parts that are most important."

Uh-huh, SUUUUUUURE you have, said the spider to the fly.

Glenn Reynolds's avatar

But will they teach true and factual American history and hold that up to the parts of the Bible that do not applaud that history? Doubt it. How will they reconcile slavery, Jim Crow, the TX lynching ranking, and the Klan history? Will be selective!!

Troublesh00ter's avatar

𝐡𝑒𝑑 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑙 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘β„Ž π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘’ π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘“π‘Žπ‘π‘‘π‘’π‘Žπ‘™ π΄π‘šπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘π‘Žπ‘› β„Žπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘¦...?

OF COURSE, THEY WON'T! They'll skew the daylights out of it, make sure that the white guys are ALL THE GOOD GUYS, that Christianity defeated slavery (while not mentioning that the bible endorses slavery!), et cetera, et cetera.

Oh, and that Jesus inspired the Constitution, too! πŸ˜–

Glenn Reynolds's avatar

Racial topics and women’s rights should create some β€œinteresting” dialogue. Same for that old school β€œCatholic vs. Protestant” history. They can look at the 1928 election! I bet some β€œA” students end up with a β€œD.”

Greg Aydt's avatar

I retired from teaching in Texas a couple years ago. And I'm really glad I did. What this same bunch has done to the social studies curriculum is even worse than the Bible readings.

Claudia's avatar

This sounds interesting, I'd be interested to hear a bit more about your experiences.

Thank you.