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oraxx's avatar

This is yet more performance art on the part of the religious right. It's a win-win for them. They either get to force their religion into the public school classrooms, or they get to play the poor, persecuted victims of the godless left. There is not a shred of evidence the Ten Commandments in the classrooms makes for better students and people. The fact eight of the Commandments would be unconstitutional should anyone try writing them into law is casually ignored.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

If they can't indoctrinate children, who will pay for the pastor's jet in the next generation?

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oraxx's avatar

Their obsessive need to indoctrinate children before they've reached the age of reason is a tacit admission of just how weak their message really is.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

You've got to be taught.

"It's got to be drummed into your dear little ear"

https://youtu.be/VPf6ITsjsgk?si=DT9Bm8JaJkHm1Y43

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James Scammell's avatar

Thanks. Great song, but as an 8 year old it failed to make an impression on me. But now … fantastic !

I was in my boys' school choir when I was 10, and we had a number of songs from South Pacific in our repertoire, but not this song.

We absolutely loved the South Pacific songs.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Me too! My mom was a huge Rogers and Hammerstein fan, we had all the sound tracks. I can still rember the lyrics to most of those songs, but cant remember why I walked into the kitchen 5 minutes ago. 😆

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Duke  Stuart's avatar

Can commiserate...I wear a wrist band with my phone # on it...(sigh)...to make things worse, my phone is a rotary pulse dial, WE-300,lol....

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That’s a hoot, Sko. Where did you find that clip?

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Sko Hayes's avatar

YouTube has everything.

That's a song from Roger's and Hammerstein's South Pacific.

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Dianne Marie Leonard's avatar

I remember hearing that song when I was young (back in the middle of the Younger Dryas). It's as true today as it was back then. Thanks so much for the reminder!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Now I know why I haven’t seen it.

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Linda Bower's avatar

So weak, but never to be pitied!

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Duke  Stuart's avatar

ha ha ha, spot on,but sadly true,my neibs belong to the 'plentyCaustical' tribe,and even they are questioning their pastors request to have a pre-paid Cadi fleetwood every 2 years ...hmmmmm

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Sko Hayes's avatar

There's a church down the street from me, I think its some sort of Mormon offshoot, whose pastor has a 2024 Mustang and a 2024 Chevy Silverado. 🙄

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Poor pastor, he had to make do with models from last year. Don't you understand how much it's hard for him ?

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Ed Buckner's avatar

Thomas Jefferson long ago pointed out what nonsense it is to claim our laws are based on the Big Ten, but the Christians (Or "Judeo-Christians") never learn--they don't want to.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

No, they DON'T want to learn that ... because doing so would be to admit that their boy isn't the top dog in the universe, that reality was NOT designed with THEM in mind (and may not have been designed at all!).

A great deal of this crap about the 10Cs is about INSECURITY, their insecurity about their faith, and THAT's the problem.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I think a lot of it is about the christianists marking the schools as their territory - like dogs pissing on fire hydrants. They have to demonstrate that they are the top dogs and get to tell all the heathens so. (And hopefully their kiddies won't ask what adultery is?)

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

fundies' kids learn very early that asking questions is bad for their health.

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prbev's avatar

And insecurity in their identities.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Exactamundo. As I've said elsewhere, they are NOT self-possessed.

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Duke  Stuart's avatar

top dawg in the universe ? ha ha ha !

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oraxx's avatar

They want to have their beliefs validated. Period. No interest in anything that might contradict those dearly held beliefs.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

And the Scopes trial turns 100.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

A century later and little, if anything has changed. Kandiss Taylor is running for the Georgia senate in 2026. Among her notable beliefs: the flood that devastated parts of TX was fake, and the earth is flat.

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Ed Buckner's avatar

In the past, she has been a major embarrassment to Georgia. Now she's probably prestigious. My native state is veering, MTG and all.

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John Smith's avatar

You have my sincere condolences for having MTG.

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Ed Buckner's avatar

Please send more than thoughts and prayers. Maybe a few million sane voters can move here--not sure what states can spare them, though.

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Cheryl Blanchard's avatar

Most of our founding father's were Deists, not Christians. This is not a Christian country and they didn't want it to be that way!

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Boreal's avatar

Posting the Ten Commandments in schools will surely lower the staggering rate of adultery among 10 year olds in Texas.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

If it lowers the record high incidence of REPEAT teen pregnancies in Texas, I will be officially STUNNED.

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Boreal's avatar

No worries, since abortion is banned, those kids will have a bright future picking crops.

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Duke  Stuart's avatar

yup, where 'massa' gives them free time off...from 12-3pm on Sundays

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

No water breaks, though!

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

And prevent them for playing with dolls and figurines because it's worship.

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larry parker's avatar

My 1st grade girlfriend cheated on me.

Kidding, I made that up. The cheating part, not the girlfriend part. She was from Canada.

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Len's avatar

She'd be deported now.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Always the talk about drag queens, LGBTQs, atheists and even Democrats grooming children when it is quite clearly Christians doing the grooming.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

They need to have their noses rubbed in that, preferably with headlines and other citations. Doesn't matter if they're Catholic, Baptist, Seventh Day, whatever. The number of kids and adults being sexually molested and/or assaulted by men in religious authority is too large to be ignored ... AND IT SHOULDN'T BE.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

What were the Dems and THEIR billionaire donors thinking when the GOP bought up 99.9% of the mainstream media? Did they learn nothing from the continuous damage FAUX News lies had done? Or were they just completely incompetent and focused on the status quo? Either way, the truth is now as rare as hen’s teeth from the national media. Truth comes out in dribs and drabs while disinformation reigns supreme.

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Linda Bower's avatar

I think the Democrats turned into Republicans and Republicans turned into Fascists, and here we are.

Ask not what your CUNTRY can do for you!

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Boreal's avatar

Reason based not imaginary friend based.

I. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.

V. Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.

VI. People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

Satanic Temple

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Commentary on the above:

https://ibb.co/h092wpt

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Len's avatar

1) Be fair. Try to be nice. Always be kind.

2) Be good, without hope, without witness, without reward.

3) Treat others as they would wish you to treat them.

I learned the first two from Doctor Who (maybe slightly paraphrased - my memory is not what it used to be, as far as I can remember)

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Texas has the highest rate of adultery in the country, according to Houston TX-based KHOU-11. This was based on their survey of 2000 people. Texas topped the list with a cheating score of 63.70, barely edging out Alabama, who is tied with Mississippi as the 2 most religious states in the entire US. In another study by MyDatingAdviser, the cities of Dallas, Houston and Fort Worth took the top 3 spots as most unfaithful.

Seems Texas has a bit of a problem being faithful to the Protestant 8th Commandment

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

In addition, since Wheels Abbott made the incredulous statement that “Texas will put an end to all rape,” more than 30,000 raped Texas women have been forced to give birth to their rapist’s baby.

Think about that. I’m a crusty old man, but even I can imagine the pain a woman would go through in this Texas tragedy. She will be reminded daily of that rape for the rest of her life.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

I always think of him as Abbottoir.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

That's right. And now one of their most high-profile adulterers, Ken Paxton, is getting divorced. Of course the records will be sealed because he's running against Sen. Cornyn in 2016. Voters will have to wait to read about any of the sordid details.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

That's 2026.

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Kay-El's avatar
4dEdited

I read somewhere that Jasmine Crockett is possibly running in the Dem primary for that seat. I’m wondering who’d be the easiest for her to beat. I’m thinking Paxton.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Good thinking, Texas! People are drowning, your electrical grid is on death’s door, your idiot Governor is removing your civil rights with impunity and you are spending your resources on putting up posters in classrooms and arguing about it. Classy move, Lone Star State.

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RegularJoe's avatar

If those posters were in place¹, the floods wouldn't have been much more than a moist inconvenience.

(¹ And really, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 absorbent.²)

(² And also magical.)

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larry parker's avatar

Maybe rainbow posters would have been a better reminder: "Thus I establish My covenant with you: Never again shall all flesh be cut off by the waters of the flood; never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

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Vanity Unfair's avatar

That does not say anything about fire, though.

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RegularJoe's avatar

Those are not the approved cherries for picking, Larry...stick to the script.

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dammit barry's avatar

When the disasters continue they will claim stronger superstition is needed.

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RegularJoe's avatar

And blame Biden, the senile super genius.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

“Moist inconvenience.” 😂

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Good band name?

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dammit barry's avatar

I saw where guv said prayer was the reason floodwaters stopped rising. Cuz god needed to hear so many prayers in order to stop the flood? Sorry god, but go shove a century old saguaro cactus up your ass.

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John Smith's avatar

I think goddybitch should shove a hand grenade up it’s ass, since it like guns and munitions so much!

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You misspelled loony.

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Tinker's avatar

𝐴𝑛𝑦 𝑗𝑢𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑤 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑠.

....but Texas.

I think they are doing this not just to get the Decalogue in public schools, although that will be part of their wet dream about the future, but to get a case to this runaway SCOTUS. They know that if they can get the right facts before Judge (nothing matters but Jesus) Alito, he will write another opinion about how much we need Jesus in our lives and the other four rogue justices will side with him. They know that Texas is the best way to get a law like this through the appellate system.

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Kay-El's avatar

All of these same types of cases are. One of them is bound to, sadly.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

This bill isn’t written for the children, it’s written against the children. This bill is being proposed, written and put into law by power hungry, my way or the highway, religious zealots who need to feed their egos on their mystical supreme being power trip.

The kids will universally ignore the stoopid poster.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

It's one more step on the road to Christian indoctrination, using public schools in addition to Sunday School crap. I'm sure their long view includes taking public schools over altogether.

The actual irony is that the REAL scared children here are the adults doing this crap.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Besides the fact that the "correct" Ten Commandments are found in Exodus 34 and NOT Exodus 20, any display of the 10 would fall under violating the 2nd Commandment concerning graven images. Perhaps they should put up the Catholic version with NO mention of graven images (watch the non-Catholics howl over THAT one).

If they're going to do this, put up the set from Exodus 34 in Aramaic and read right to left. Make sure to attach an Englsih translation. Then watch the fun as students and faculty scratch their heads over THOSE commandments.

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Vanity Unfair's avatar

And I still have never seethed a kid in its mother's milk.

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Len's avatar

Ha - you've never lived!

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Edward Oliva's avatar

They left out “thou shall not covet thy neighbors ass…”

At least let the kids have a good laugh.

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Die Anyway's avatar

My neighbor's ass is way too big. I don't think anyone would covet it.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

You’d be surprised!

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dammit barry's avatar

The Hefty Heifers porn channel?.

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Die Anyway's avatar

And disgusted.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Seattle homeboy. :)

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

I'm surprised no one posted it sooner.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I know that headlines like these are old news, yet it continues to astonish me how little regard some Christians have for other belief systems, and for that matter, other PEOPLE. The have The ONE True Belief™, and EVERYONE is supposed to know about it, subscribe to it, and believe it JUST LIKE THEY DO ... because if they don't, here comes that nasty cognitive dissonance to spoil their whole day and give rise to doubts.

So many times I've heard people talk about "live and let live," and that continues to be the lesson that doesn't sink in.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That has been my mantra forever, Troublesh00ter. It is the easiest thing in the world, yet has, apparently, become the most difficult. It’s the people with a low quality of life that go looking to fuck with others…to derive some kind of MAGATY satisfaction in their miserable lives.

Enter “Karen.”

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Self-possessed people generally don't mess with others. More likely they want to HELP others. Those who are less self-possessed, some of 'em, anyway, either look to control others or BE controlled.

And that happens in both politics and religion.

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James Scammell's avatar

So very sad … you Mr. and Mrs. USA have way more than your fair share of NUTTERS on this planet. Starting with Numero Uno Trump at the #1 desk.

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wreck's avatar

Speaking of Texas, which commandment(s) did Ken Paxton break?

"Angela Paxton, who is also a state senator, wrote in a social media post that she filed for divorce from her husband after “recent discoveries” pushed her to end their marriage after 38 years. She did not specify what those discoveries were.

“Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds,” she wrote on X. “I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to remain in the marriage.”Angela Paxton, who is also a state senator, wrote in a social media post that she filed for divorce from her husband after “recent discoveries” pushed her to end their marriage after 38 years. She did not specify what those discoveries were."

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/10/ken-paxton-divorce-00447521

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

The only question is did he do it with a man, a woman or both ?

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wreck's avatar

Or a sheep.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I thought sheeps had better taste.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I heard livestock were involved.

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James Scammell's avatar

Maybe an Afghan camel.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

When they tried to impeach Dan Patrick, part of the impeachment was about Patrick giving favors to one of his donors for protecting the affair.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Patrick ? Do you mean paxton ?

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Yes, having a senior moment over here! ;D

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Duke  Stuart's avatar

you are still correct.. patrick heads a sunday school class...where they take field trips to look for fossils....which ,naturally, are the products of ...(GASP) ...Satan.....who has made them,and has strewn them about...just to confuse us (sigh)

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Pretty hard to miss that moral superiority snark in that statement. I guess Angie likes to lay it on THICK ... which may be why Kenny went looking elsewhere.

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prbev's avatar

If he was unhappy with her, he should have been the one to ask for a divorce.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I have no idea whatsoever as to the dynamic of their relationship. That she makes it public with such a statement speaks volumes, to my mind.

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prbev's avatar

He's probably either cheating on her or he's gay.

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Whitney's avatar

The first does not preclude the second, therefore: Both.

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Robert Davis's avatar

Next to the Commandments should be a list of the ways that Antichrist Trump has disobeyed them. That list will be far longer than the Commandments themselves.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

That list would run to pages and pages ... and probably multiple volumes.

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Linda Bower's avatar

Trump is a reality TV show fascist similar to the televangelists they love so much. He is being persecuted for THEM, duh.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Along with his failed businesses.

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The Epistler's avatar

Child: "Teacher, what's 'adultery'?"

Teacher: *silently longs for death*

Kids all over the country are becoming completely illiterate if reports from school staff are to be believed, yet THIS is the big priority. The longer I live watching from across the pond, the more I come to realise what an extremely weird country America really is.

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avis piscivorus's avatar

Stuff adults do. It's tollerated for adult males, but completely unacceptable when done by adult females.

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The Epistler's avatar

Ooh, good answer.

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Boreal's avatar

I’ll be here all week……………tips appreciated but not the one to use an umbrella in the rain.

https://ibb.co/Gjyw0FL

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Die Anyway's avatar

Lived happily ever after in Lot's beard?

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larry parker's avatar

Ran away and joined a circus.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Kids...

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RegularJoe's avatar

Went on to play bass with Red Hot Chilli Peppers. 😉

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Boreal's avatar

Give it away, give it away, give it away now

Give it away, give it away, give it away now

Give it away, give it away, give it away now

Give it away, give it away, give it away now

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NOGODZ20's avatar

"Give it away, give it away, give it away now"

Weird Al takes on that song (at 46 seconds in)

youtu.be/BtV_nQKhkdY

(this vid was the first one Al ever directed)

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larry parker's avatar

Started a plague.

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