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NOGODZ20's avatar

"Your daughters will be raped and your sons beheaded..."

Typical behavior found in your buybull, Val ol' gal.

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DrShell's avatar

And in the GOP...

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Burn the flags and rape the cattle.

Or something like that.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Stampede the cattle through the Vatican.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

KINKY!

LOLOLOLOL

Moo.

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The Epistler's avatar

“Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children.” Isaiah 13:15-18

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NOGODZ20's avatar

So much for “pro-life.”

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Accidental Bertha's avatar

That may apply to the Middle East, but we're not the Middle East.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

That was my thought as well.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

She's one of those that will do anything for attention. I have a screenshot of her last run for office where she shoots a black dummy tied to a chair in the back of the head.

Nice.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

And that alone tells me that she really does not believe her nonsense...this is all for show and gaining power.

I bet that like David Duke, when he actually talked with black croupiers on casino riverboats, he was the soul of tact, this woman is the same with real Muslims.

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Matri's avatar

Isn’t she the one who ate dog food with her bare hands?

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Nick Tsambassis's avatar

At least she looks good enough to start an OnlyFans site.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

🤣

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Valentina Gomez. With a name like that, she'd better hope ICE doesn't come knocking on her door someday. Especially since she's an immigrant.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Back to Venezuela (or wherever) with her!

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Joe King's avatar

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑎𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑡, 𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑠. 𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑦𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐 𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑀.𝑂. 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑒𝑠.

Christian Nazionalism 101. Her promise to "end Islam" means she doesn't want religious freedom, she wants Christian supremacy. It's also telling that her claim that the only God is the God of Israel is not explicitly mentioning Judaism. Maybe someone needs to remind her that the God of Israel is also the God of Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. And she needs to be reminded there are people in her district who are not adherents of any of those religions.

Burning a Qur'an is going to do the same thing to end Islam as burning a bible will do to end Christianity.

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wreck's avatar

She does seem like she's not particularly bright.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Proud home school dropout.

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

Hence the blowtorch, for the light? 🤣

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NOGODZ20's avatar

"Remember, David didnt pray for Goliath. He killed them."

Them? Don't you mean "him?" Doesn't really matter. Neither David nor Goliath ever existed and that combat scene is pure fiction. Just like virtually everything found in the bible.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Goliath was actually a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Joe King's avatar

She's going to get dragged by the anti-lgbtq pronoun haters.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Yep, that woman is woke.™

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

An artifact with "(from the) House of David" inscribed on it is THE proof David has existed, meaning his lover Jonathan too 😁

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Accidental Bertha's avatar

Christians aren't supposed to kill anyone. She forgot that one !

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Nick Tsambassis's avatar

Wait a minute! Didn't she just take a page out of the transgender playbook? A group that (I'm sure) she hates as much as Muslims??

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Alverant's avatar

Christian terrorism is OK, Muslim terrorism is wrong. Got it.

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avis piscivorus's avatar

What would the reactions be if a muslim posted a similar video featuring him torching a bible?

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Joe King's avatar

At least half a day of Fox News pearl clutching.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

half a year...

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Boreal's avatar

Poutrage

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Massive pout-rage!

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Chris Titchmarsh's avatar

They would claim that they incited a riot. Even if they did it in their own backyard and didn't post in on social media.

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Boreal's avatar

Your daughters will be raped a̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶h̶e̶a̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶I̶s̶l̶a̶m̶ ̶o̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶.̶ by christian clergy and their republican flock.

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oraxx's avatar

There is absolutely nothing that cannot be justified in the name of Christianity and conservatism. She is about the sorriest argument I can imagine in favor of her religion. The woman clearly has no understanding of the law, let alone history. Conservative women rarely have any understanding of what their status in the world would be today had conservatives gotten their way. Chief among them, would women not being allowed to vote.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

It does seem that this wench from the fetid swamps of xtianity is more interested in getting attention than actually accomplishing anything positive for her cult.

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oraxx's avatar

I think you're right. It sure looks like she has some mental health issues.

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Crowscage's avatar

She's a particularly vicious breed of christain. Mental problems are a requirement.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

Just wait.

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wreck's avatar

Who the actual fuck owns a flamethrower? That's beyond weird, that's psychopathic.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Elon fanbois own flamethrowers. Don’t you remember that he was selling them online for a bit?

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Boreal's avatar

I own a weed torch. Runs on propane cylinders.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

How big are your weeds, Boreal? 😂

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Boreal's avatar

The really big weeds get burned a different way, in a bowl. This is for weeds in a gravel walkway so I don't have to use herbicides.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

I support you in both of your burning methodologies. Herbicides are no bueno. Here’s a safer weed killing alternative for those not carrying a blowtorch:

https://www.marthastewart.com/8114733/diy-vinegar-weed-killer-guide

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Kay-El's avatar

I’ve done this and it does work but like the limitations section says it doesn’t get the deep roots and those fuckers always come back.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

A Karcher works too. I saw it done.

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Kay-El's avatar

I could use that contraption though I’d probably be afraid of it.

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Boreal's avatar

It’s pretty small and only shoots about a 6”-7” inch flame.

https://ibb.co/nqd0Wsb9

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Kay-El's avatar

Ok, I could avoid catching myself on fire with that. Thanks!

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Vanity Unfair's avatar

A gardening shop, in the weapons of moss destruction department.

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Chris Titchmarsh's avatar

She probably has a good supply of Agent Orange too.

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Holytape's avatar

Dear Valentine Gomez,

We recently received your applications to join our party. And while we were impressed by your book burning skills, we unfortunately have to reject your application at this time. On the questionnaire, where it asked you what your last name was, you answered "Gomez.". The correct answer would have been "Smith", "Anderson" or "Miller". The ICE agents accompanying this letter will explain the rejection in more detail.

Sincerely,

The Republican Party

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Love it!

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Dan's avatar

I bet she doesn't know any Muslims. She only speaks of what she's seen on TV about the actions of radical Muslim militias. I'm an atheist, but I respect the right of others to worship if, and how, they want to provided it doesn't harm others who worship, or not, in another way. That said, I worked in the resettlement of thousands of Muslim refugees from Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan in 2015. The overwhelming majority of those people were kind, generous, family and community oriented people looking for a better life away from the tyranny in their home countries. Before that I worked in a multinational telecommunications company with many Muslim colleagues. I would vouch for each and every one of them as a better friend and neighbour than any MAGAt you can name.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Heinlein talked about "Muslim hospitality" in Stranger in a Strange Land. Bet what you just related is what he meant by that phrase.

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Dan's avatar

One of my favourite hobbies is touring by bicycle. I also follow (mostly on YouTube) others who travel the world by bicycle. Every single one of them has nothing but praise for the selfless, kind hospitality they experience while travelling through Muslim countries. One of the countries praised the most for their generous hospitality and kindness is Iran. I expect most Americans learning that would say, "Go figure."

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Hannah olufs's avatar

So just people. Regular people. That tracks.

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Kay-El's avatar

Does this troll keep moving states hoping that voters somewhere will actually put her in office?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I have no more regard for the Quran than I have for the bible. That said Gomez's actions here are juvenile, ridiculous, and clearly aimed at an audience that probably has no idea what the Quran is about, and little more about the bible.

With any sort of luck, she'll get flack up the ying-yang for this, and we'll have earned all of it.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

The Moslems take the Koran seriously. I could see her earning a fatwah and some radicalized Moslem guy taking her out. FAFO

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

We should issue a stern warning on our local community bulletin board not to do that.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Good luck! Remember, the guy or gal who would do such a thing is every bit as much a fanatic as she is.

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

But we’re telling them not to!

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I LOVE that dodge! Just tells you how little supposed Christians know about their own holy book!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Interesting

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Holytape's avatar

Look if we held Republicans to the same standard as liberal, they wouldn't get elected and were would we be as a country? We would be cursed with single payer health care and deprived of streets with federal troops. The nightmare of people getting the medical treatments they need despite of politicians' or random pharmacists moral objections would cover this great nation in a dark cloud of equaity. And the cancer of equality would not only strike our healthcare system, but it would spread to all aspects of life. Imagine a dystopian world where people are judge by the content of the character and not the color of their skin?! I will not allow that to happen, we must ban flag burning because it hurts people's feelings and we must allow the burning of the Koran, because it hurts people's feelings.

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

Voters don't like Republican policies. That's why they concentrate on these stupid fucken culture war issues. And even stupider Republican voters lap it up.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Last of all, Donald Trump would be a failed business tycoon who tried his hand at land development, failed miserably, and lived out the rest of his life the poor house.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

We don't have literal poorhouses anymore, so the next best thing....let me see...would probably be a rusty trailer in a run-down trailer park in Florida, or a dilapidated shack somewhere in an equally dilapidated fishing camp, preferably near the Everglades. And the cherry on top? No AC in either one. Given his poor diet and other health issues, he probably would have been dead already from lack of access to decent medical care. 😢

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

In a tent, wearing pink scrubs and with nothing but crappy loaves of nutritional somethings for food. Oh, did I forget to mention the tents would be in Arizona?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Or worse, abortion being a constitutional right.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Yes, enshrined in the constitution. Too many women and girls are dying because Repugs have proven that they will do anything -- including allowing these deaths, which they undoubtedly see as collateral damage -- in order to solidify their control over the breeding stock.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

This miracle happened here and it's all thanks to your supreme corrupts.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Remind me, please, which religious group voted 81% for a rapist?

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