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NOGODZ20's avatar

To snowflake xtians:

Aside from the fact that you purloined xmas from pagans, you do NOT own the holidays. Grow the fuck up.

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Vivian Barro's avatar

This is what I was thinking when I was reading this post! So silly!

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Jennifer's avatar

I was just about to say something similar! Poor, poor christians got their feels all hurt AGAIN because someone wants to do something that doesn't comport with their delusion. It's hilarious! 😂😂😂

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justifiable's avatar

I wanna know why a rabbi is signing up to make sure Christ's pure message perseveres amidst the pumpkins.

Also, "Reverend Skip" will never not be point-and-laugh funny.

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jmax's avatar

My family had a cousin that we always knew as Skip growing up. He passed away a few years ago and from his obituary we found out his given name was...Skipper :^)

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justifiable's avatar

Did everyone else in your family hate him, or was it just his parents, Muffy and Scooter?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

𝐺𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑛'𝑠 𝐼𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 fans?

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Maltnothops's avatar

That rabbi is a real outlier, eh?

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Matri's avatar

They were silent about “Jesusween”.

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Duke  Stuart's avatar

yes,agreed 100%...p.s. xstains..GET A LIFE !! lol

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Andrew's avatar
6hEdited

I have to admit this article was very difficult to read, over the sounds of me furiously Googling how to get to Ventura, California.

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Joe King's avatar

From my current location in Buffalo, I 90 to the Cleveland area, I 271 south to i 71, to Columbus, I 270 around to I 70 west to St Louis, I 44 to Oklahoma City, I 40 west to Barstow, I 15 s to Riverside, I 10 west to Los Angeles, then north on the 101. About a 3 day drive.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Thank you, Elwood.

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RegularJoe's avatar

As an aside, I hate Iowa Nazis. 😉

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Sue Munda's avatar

Lol!😂

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Andrew's avatar

Amazing. Ok, so all I have to do is take 94 to Chicago, then 90 to Buffalo, and then I'm all set to follow your directions. I'm excited.

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Sarah Longstaff's avatar

Ooh swing through Ontario to Central Michigan and we’ll carpool.

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Septuagenarian Contrarian's avatar

Take the train and let somebody else do the driving👍

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Kay-El's avatar

Ha! Once you hit the 10W, good luck! Between that and the 101N add several more hours. :D

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Joe King's avatar

Not at 3 am.

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Kay-El's avatar

Don’t count on it. I was once driving the 405N (another hellscape fwy) at 2am thinking that……until I ran into a jack-knifed big rig that was on both sides of the freeway. What should have been a 20 minute drive at that hour took me forever. And yes, I got off the freeway and took streets but everyone else had the same thought.

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RegularJoe's avatar

The days are longer, the nights are stronger than moonshine.

You're gonna go, I know......

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Sarcasticfive's avatar

Right??

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Jstn Green's avatar

Love it. After this, I'll be searching how to buy tickets. Definitely going NOW, knowing it'll piss off a bunch of churchy bigots.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

I wish those priests got that angry over child rape in their churches.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

They have their priorities, after all. *rolls eyes*

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Joe King's avatar

𝑊𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑦𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑎 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑦.

Umm, the First Amendment still prohibits the enforcement of blasphemy laws. Even it the event 𝘄𝗮𝘀 a deliberate offense to Christianity, it is still allowed.

𝑅𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑠, 𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚𝑠.

Because that is what they want. They want the government to enforce religious rules as well as secular rules. In their letter, the pearl clutchers try do misdirect by invoking a pork barbecue event with a Jewish or Islamic holy day attached, claiming that wouldn't be allowed therefore the government must bow to Christianity. I think there needs to be such an event to show them how absurd Christian Fucking Privilege is. Even to the point of having a follow up event mocking paganism, Satanism, and atheism in the name of Christianity. Let them be as nasty as they want with their mockery. Let the general public decide who is actually disrespectful. And then point out to them that public disrespect is allowed by the same First Amendment rights that allows them to clutch their pearls today.

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Angela Meyer's avatar

I will celebrate Gothmas in Florida!

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KaZ Akers's avatar

I'm there with ya!!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

You have a lot more faith in the "general public" than I Gunga Din...

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Boreal's avatar

Xtian snowflakes want to force their dogma on everyone else. Christmas is a pilfered holiday, stolen from pagans. If you don't like Gothmas, stay the fuck home.

The snowman poster is awesome art!

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Jane in NC's avatar

It's snowing in Cali! It's a Gothmas miracle! 🕸️❄️🕸️

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Aaron Waddell's avatar

Occult (noun) - supernatural, mystical or magical beliefs, practices, or phenomena.

Pretty sure that fits the entire Bible to a Tee.

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NOGODZ20's avatar
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Xtians complained about Harry Potter, which contained a wizards duel. They oh-so-conveniently forgot that Moses' brother Aaron fought a wizards duel against Pharaoh's court magicians in Exodus.

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John Smith's avatar

As if Christian’s actually read the bible, won’t hold my breath on that!

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KaZ Akers's avatar

I've read every single religious text I could get my hands on. Why? Curiosity. I'm sure you'd find it interesting that I've gone toe to toe with "Bible educated" Christians quoting the Bible. The only one they throw at me is John 3:16. My answer? "You mean the one that says "for God so loved the world that he gave is only begotten son…". Yeah, I can play that tune, too. I have perfectly lovely Christian, Muslim, Jewish, pagan, wiccan, agnostic, atheist and Buddhist, etc, friends and family. We can play together very nicely, thank you, without all the "my religion is better than your religion or the lack thereof".

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justifiable's avatar

I'd be happy if they'd just crack the comic book version.

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John Smith's avatar

You have greater chance of seeing Chewbacca the Wookiee rampaging in downtown New York City than a Christian reading the bible (even the comic book version).

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justifiable's avatar

And after all the trouble that William Tyndale went to! Strangled and burnt all for nothing, tsk.

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larry parker's avatar

You have to follow the right supernatural, mystical or magical beliefs, practices, or phenomena.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Oh, gee! A bunch of CHRISTIANS are all OFFENDED because of this Merry Gothmas business. They're VERY UPSET because their precious holiday has been modified or otherwise messed with and they don't like it at all, no they don't.

To quote Stephen Fry, "Well SO FUCKING WHAT???" There's an organization sponsoring Merry Gothmas, there are vendors expecting to make a few bucks here and there, and there are participants who are looking to have fun, yet a bunch of spoilsport Christians want to pee on their corn flakes because Merry Gothmas offends them.

Someone needs to grow up. Just who that is is left as an exercise for the student.

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larry parker's avatar

Don't steal our stolen holiday. - Clergyflakes

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Sounds about white. They’re also the same dickheads screaming about immigration. “We don’t want no Mexicans in our country!” Nevermind that the people they stole this country from were sent to Mexico (if they survived the trail of tears) and the people from Mexico and Central America have more of a claim to this country than any white person. Anyway, they don’t want the people they steal shit from to be able to reclaim it. That’s the motivation here, the racism is based on this to an extent.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

They seem to forget that CA was a part of Mexico until the US stole it.

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Micheal's avatar

Who wants to tell them about the Pagan Origins of Christmas. Most of these are Catholic, with one Jewish Rabbi as signers to that letter. If these so called 'moral leaders' of Ventura County do not like this, then don't fucking go! Stay home! Have your church do something else. Just stop this goddamned meddling in other people's lives

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wreck's avatar

"Merry Gothmas doesn’t diminish Christianity."

These christian Karens are already doing that.

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John Smith's avatar

Someone needs to remind the Jesusfuckers that they don’t own any part of the calendar, and other people can express the views (in the form of gothmas) as well.

Christians seem to think that any space they walk into they own it, and they (they alone) can dictate how the space will be used. Christians also demand that everyone else accommodate to their demands (beliefs, feelings, rules). Yet, theses same Christians refuse even to acknowledge the views of anyone else (much less accommodate someone else) and unwilling to accept the fact that others have the same rights as Christians!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

A calendar where not a single day of the week or month of the year is named after their deity, its son or that halo-wearing pigeon.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Christians act as though they are still in the majority. They're not.

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Reyn's avatar

Especially in SoCal. I would love to support the event.

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John Smith's avatar

Unfortunately, the Christians are politically powerful at the moment; the Christians don’t have the numbers but still have an impact in politics (especially in the United States).

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Fine. Let 'em joust with the Freedom From Religion Foundation, Americans United, and American Atheists (among others!). Those Christian idiots wind up in the "L" column, considerably more often than not.

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

Does Hemant theHeathen have no pity pf poor little me? Holy Saint Snowflake!!!! It’s 6;45 in the god-blessed morning, fer chrissakes.

First, Christmas is the season. It’s also a Christian holiday. It used to be the other way around .So is all souls day and all Saints eve. Did you hear the one where a woman ate an apple at the Behest of a snake and damned all of humanity for eternity?

Second, very few people celebrate mass anymore. In fact, Christians used to argue with other Christians over the celebration of a mass, usually by mass murder.

Third, when they weren’t doing that, they were murdering each other over whether God wanted Hymn #666 sung in French or Latin, or whether the mass should be in English or Latin. For an example of how silly this is, Jesus was not known to speak either language. So I’m told that he frequently speaks Mexican, in fact.

Fourth, And about that nice Jewish lady that’s hanging out with these not so nice Christians. Do they know that she rejects the very notion that God ever had a son, let alone rejecting believing in the son, whatever that might mean.

Fifth, Christians frequently eat their God. So why are they upset about the possibility of a pork barbecue? Of course they’re not upset about a pork barbecue. This Jew was having bacon this morning so it doesn’t upset me. And Muslims most likely would not go to a pork barbecue. They might be slightly offended if somebody did throw a pork barbecue, I think that that person was a racist and anti-Muslim bigot. But who would be throwing that pork barbecue?

It might be…wait for it…christians.

Now, if the festival organizer said “let’s sacrifice a Christian or a Jew or 10 to Yahweh as a celebration of Gothmass’”, or possibly engaged in that lovely Christian past time of witch burning, they might have a point.

But they are not.

These people are tedious and boring. I wonder if they spent the same energy feeding their neighbors.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Last time I saw her, my very Muslim doctor confessed being fond of baba au rhum.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Don't cry

Don't raise your eye

It's only teenage wasteland

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

So she eats Christian babies? I think that’s what that means.

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

PS what about those Christian Hell houses? What about them?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

How many of you have heard of Jews or Muslims protesting Ribfests?

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

Good point!

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I am sure Muslims and Jews families go to "Fête des loges", known for its rides and roasted piglets stalls.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Dolores and the Umbriges don't own christmas, which is both a religious and, in the U.S, mostly secular holiday. Nobody is forcing the Umbriges or any member of their congregations to attend - if they don't like fun, they're free to sit home alone and be miserable. And, most importantly, if all it takes to shake your faith is some non-denominational group holding a playful goth art fair, they're not the problem - your weak faith is. Fix yourselves, you bunch of miserable, whingeing jackasses.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I just googled "Gothmas California", the festival comes second. The first result is Friendly Atheist 🤣

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NOGODZ20's avatar

In case Christians have forgotten, they have no right to be unoffended. The right against offense doesn't exist any more than their god does.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Do these self-righteous assclowns ever think to do what their alleged messiah told them to do about feeding, clothing and housing the poor? Perhaps they shoud direct their energies to THAT.

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Boreal's avatar

They are too busy hiding the pedophiles that make up their ranks.

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justifiable's avatar

Get out of here with your rationality and common sense!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Sorry. Don't know what came over me. ;)

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