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Troublesh00ter's avatar

So ... because of a coincidence, Johnson and Trump's' mouthpiece and a bunch of other self-important idiot-children decide that they're going to get ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE, and of course, they're going to blame Biden for it. I'd break out the old biblical saw about "Take the log out of your own eye first" if it weren't so overused.

These are the same people who have so twisted their supposed Christian faith that it would be unrecognizable to anyone even 10-20 years ago. These are the insurrectionists who stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021 and praised their pugnacious deity for being able to do so, then screamed bloody murder when they were prosecuted, convicted, and imprisoned for that action. Meanwhile, Joe Biden can walk and chew gum at the same time, celebrating both Easter and the Transgender Day of Visibility without skipping a beat.

Biden has been busting his tailbone since he took office to do something to bring this country together. The MAGAs have been doing very little other than the polar opposite, and it is way past time that those on the sidelines took notice.

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Joe King's avatar

They have been pushing lies about history for a long time. Why wouldn't they jump on this coincidence to spread more lies? Especially the "Biden wants to destroy Christianity" lie?

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Matri's avatar

Over the centuries that log has evolved into an entire log cathedral.

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XJC's avatar

Divided we stand, united we fall.

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Straw's avatar

Our dinner for spring break was as always stifado made with hare, shot by my husband.

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Lois Prew's avatar

Don’t these people realize that Easter eggs and Easter bunnies have nothing whatsoever to do with the death and resurrection of Jesus?They’re pagan items, and for what it’s worth, paganism is so much better than this bs Christianity.

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Rhiannon's avatar

Ask them how Easter is calculated; the vast majority have no idea. It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox (because the original calculation method, which pegged it to Passover, left them dependent on Jews, and they can't have that), which doesn't sound pagan at alllll.

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Anri's avatar

And - correct me if I'm wrong - but more than once, they've just decided they didn't like when that placed Easter, and straight up said "Never mind, Easter's actually going to be (here) this year. 'Cause I sez so."

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Maltnothops's avatar

That is correct.

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XJC's avatar

But...but...Israel.

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XJC's avatar

Oh no. You're ruining Mike Johnson’s entire reason for existence.

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cdbunch's avatar

No. He can still get off monitoring his son's porn habits.

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XJC's avatar

Jesus forgot to mention porn in his teachings. Mike is merely finishing what Jesus (God) couldn't. To paraphrase Ayn Rand, Who is Mike Johnson?

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

He was hanging out with 12 other guys. Porn is implied.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

In dresses, no less.

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cdbunch's avatar

Sure, Jan.

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Lois Prew's avatar

Ah well… we all have to do our part , I suppose 😂😜

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Joe King's avatar

Oh the persecution. Being told they should recognize people for who they are on a day that is important to them. How will they survive?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They would like that, I think they are all into humiliation as their kink, why else tell such easily debunked lies?

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Scott's avatar

Thank you for posting this. Today, March 31st, my wife and I are celebrating our 40th wedding anniversary. We do this every March 31st. No matter which day of the week it falls on. Whether it's a holiday or not. But today, I guess we will have to move it to a different date so as not to offend Christians. I wouldn't want Trump, Moses, or former drug addict Franklin Graham pissed at us for celebrating our wedding anniversary on their holey (spelling intended) day. Oh, and by the way, we have a trans child. So I guess we're going to offend Christians no matter what.

Also, what's up with the "religious Easter eggs"? Do they think Jesus was hatched from an egg ?

So in closing, Jesus is dead. He didn't rise from the grave. Nothing to celebrate today. Screw Christians. Hail Satan !! (who doesn't exist either). 🖕😋

Enjoy !! 😊

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Joyeuses noces d'émeraude.

Happy emerald anniversary.

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Scott's avatar

Thank you so much 😊

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cdbunch's avatar

Minor correction. The 40th is Ruby. The 55th is Emerald. In the States, anyway. For all I know, France may use a different system.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I googled it in French. I have Ruby 35 years, Emerald 40 and Orchid for 55.

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cdbunch's avatar

Why am I not surprised? Our two countries can't even agree on the temperature. Here 37 is damn cold. There, 37 is moderately warm. (Late spring, early summer in South Texas)

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Sorry, we will have to disagree again 🤣

37 is hot as hell, either in Paris or Marseille.

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cdbunch's avatar

In July and August we frequently hit 40C and in the town I grew up in 43 wasn't unheard of.

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Vanity Unfair's avatar

In this family 31st. March is Littlesister'sbirth Day. The penalties for not remembering that are too horrifying even to contemplate.

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Scott's avatar

LOL. Understood. Happy B'day, Little Sister 😊🎉

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Best wishes to you and your lady. Go kick yer heels and enjoy! 🥳🥳🥳

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Scott's avatar

Thank you very much 😊

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CozmoTheMagician's avatar

Congrats on 40th!

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Scott's avatar

Thank you 😊

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Maltnothops's avatar

Happy anniversary!

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Scott's avatar

Thank you very much 😊

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Let say Biden did that. So what ?

If we are talking about religious days highjacked by something else can we start by counting how many christians holidays (and I mean all christians' sects and saints from the catholic and orthodox calendars) are Pagans ? Are you sure it's the hill you want to die on ?

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Easter is a perfect example- it falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox.

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Bill Wilson's avatar

As God intended. You gotta work for it.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Bags posted a comment about this on the previous post.

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cdbunch's avatar

Oester and the egg and chocolate industries are conspiracies to distract from the true meaning of Easter. Pagans have been rebelling against God since the apple.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Good idea.

*Bites into a juicy apple and looks for a book to read*

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Marie -José Renaud's avatar

*sends a copy of Small Gods by Terry Pratchett*

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

*Make a place for it next to "Les petits dieux"*

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Kay-El's avatar

Well, of course we knew were this headed. Can’t let a good chance to freak out over a nothing burger pass by. I guess it was a good time to put up my pentagram. Happy Transgender Day of Visibility.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Une photo ! Une photo ! Uhe photo !

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Kay-El's avatar

Hmmmm. How do I do that on this site?

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cdbunch's avatar

Google photos link?

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Kay-El's avatar

Ok, I’ll figure it out. I do have a photo. The kids love it

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You need a site who (host ?) pictures and share the link in your comment.

Like this

https://ibb.co/YRnNm5F

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cdbunch's avatar

host is the correct word.

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Kay-El's avatar

Thanks! That was easy enough

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wreck's avatar

On Easter, I'll have my egg over easy. Take that, wingnuts!

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larry parker's avatar

On a biscuit, with sausage and cheese.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Too late here to get a sausage egg and cheese McMuffin.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Y'a pas d'heure pour les bonnes choses.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

So true and they stop doing breakfast at 10 a.m.

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cdbunch's avatar

I thought MickeyD's had gone 24-hour breakfast. It was a hamburger you couldn't get between 5-11am.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

They stopped doing that during the pandemic.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Say you are from New Zealand and it's Monday morning, not 1pm Sunday.

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larry parker's avatar

I like the biscuits better, the muffins are good, but it's hit or miss if they get properly toasted.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Still in the running here. But for me? Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle, please. :9----

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I'd buy that for a dollar! 😁

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cdbunch's avatar

4 quarters don't cost a dollar anymore.

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XJC's avatar

The diabetes and colon cancer special. We need these health care jobs; they're important for "the economy."

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oraxx's avatar

I do not want to imagine a world where someone like Mike Johnson held the power of life and death. It would be hell on earth. When people become convinced they're operating under divine sanction, they're capable of any horror. America's religious right are some of the first people to claim they're being persecuted, and never pass up an opportunity to celebrate how they're being abused. There is no group who would be more inclined to persecute others if given the opportunity.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯🎯🎯

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Tinker's avatar

How dare those Christians have their holiday of torture and death on the same day as Transgender Day of Visibility? I am outraged! It's just a made up holiday that they just started doing to persecute trans people!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Exactly

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

It’s a slap in the face if your religion is solely based on hating LGBTQ people.

This tempest in a teapot is pretty telling about the folks who are upset, but not much about Biden or transgender people.

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Richard Wade's avatar

King James version: "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another."

New Republican version: "A new commandment I give unto you, That you hate and kill anyone who is different from you. I love you only if you hate all those whom I hate."

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cdbunch's avatar

I love you only if you stay married and live with the man who beats you and your children. And it's your fault.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That's pretty much what they seem to get, out of that book they seldom read. They don't get context.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

What this whole business shows off to me, more than anything else, is how religion is at the heart of the brand of discrimination and bigotry that characterizes the systematic opposition of anything having to do with the LGBTQ+ community, in this case, with particular emphasis on the "T." Their understanding of the human condition is so arrested that they can't deal with the concept of alternative sexuality of ANY sort, from same-sex attraction to a conflict between physical sex and internal gender perception.

Put simply, religion in general and Christianity in particular are ANACHRONISMS which don't belong in a 21st-century reality. That they persist is a problem our culture will be dealing with for a long time, I suspect.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Hey assholes- 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 holiday ran into 𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. Maybe do a better job parking it next time.

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cdbunch's avatar

"Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance"

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Kay-El's avatar

Loved that scene

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Bagen Onuts's avatar

If trump’s selling sneakers and bibles, that can only mean he ran out of classified documents to sell.

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cdbunch's avatar

"They don't own the whole month of December either" Of course not, Santa owns December and Bezos holds the mortgage.

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Meowsma's avatar

Super duper love seeing that the phrase "Catholics and Christians" still persists among Protestants.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

They's got 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 kinds of religion- Christian 𝘢𝘯𝘥 Catholic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-zEH8YmiM

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