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Joe King's avatar

It looks like what Kegsbreath wants is a .military completely made up of mindless drones who will blindly follow orders, no matter what the outcome. He wants, essentially, the SS instead of the US Army. And that can't be reinforced properly without reducing the diversity of of the Chaplain Corps to "Christian" and "Other", with other being phased out once the theocracy is fully in place. I forget exactly, which member of the Regime is Nehemiah Scudder?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He's also quite keen about not letting overweight people serve ("No fatties!," an intoxicated Hegseth spews). He likes being surrounded by lean, cut, sweaty manly men.

Booze Boy has underlying issues that should be addressed. But xtian chaplains might not be the ones to help him sort out his "special feelings."

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I fully expect Petey to get all sorts of blowback from the Chaplaincy Corps, never mind from Mikey Weinstein and the MRFF. This is NOT one of those actions that's just going to go unchallenged.

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Vel Frost's avatar

MRFF for the win.

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Charles Newman's avatar

Onward Christian soldiers and Pete. 🤪

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Reading Off Into The Sunset's avatar

The way he talks it’s as though he fantasizes about fit, muscular, tough, men.

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Linda's avatar

“Playfulness, as a component of creativity, embodies the spirit of exploration and joy in overcoming challenges”

Christians hate creativity (and joy).

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

They also don't like independent thought!

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Linda's avatar

Can’t have that! We need good obedient soldiers

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Joe King's avatar

That's why they lost their minds when some Democrats publicly reminded the military that they were obligated to disobey illegal orders. Notice how they glossed over the word "illegal" to suggest that the senators were advocating for disobeying all orders from Trump on down? If a soldier is allowed to think, they may question the legality of an order instead of blindly following it.

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Maltnothops's avatar

Dishonesty is their* MO.

*includes Trump, Trump officials, MAGAts, MAGAt-adjacent media. Who did I miss?

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regmeyer's avatar

Why next the chaplains will be advocating following the edicts laid down by some long haired brown skin middle eastern radical.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

The reason the Russians haven't been able to overrun Ukraine is primarily because their military policy discourages independent thought. When an officer is taken out, the grunts have been conditioned not to take independent action, so that a loss of a command level means that everything falls apart. That is how a dictatorship runs things, and Hegseth is pushing the US military in the same direction. That will truly make the US a nation of losers.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

The Name of the Rose…

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

“I’m here to tell you about a real problem facing our nation’s military. ..”

Suuuure it’s a real problem, I’ll get Santa and the tooth fairy right on it.

Just a reminder, I have more military experience than Kegsbreath, and I was honorably discharged from the military, he was drummed out.

“…But sadly, as part of the ongoing war on warriors, in recent decades, its role has been degraded. In an atmosphere of political correctness and Secular Humanism, chaplains have been minimized, viewed by many as therapists instead of ministers. …”

It wasn’t the humanists that wanted the chaplains to be therapists, this is a result of religious people pushing to replace counselors and therapists in all institutions, schools and military particularly, with chaplains and preachers. This is your problem, self inflicted and unwanted by everyone else.

“…The guide itself reports that around 82% of the military are religious. Yet, ironically, it alienates our warfighters of faith by pushing Secular Humanism. …”

Just because it added Secular Humanism to the options does not mean it is pushing it. There are over 100 options of Christianity and only one for humanism, one for Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, etc. There are exponentially more options for Christianity than all other religions and non-religion combined. It’s pushing Christianity more openly than any other.

“…In short, it’s unacceptable and unserious, so we’re tossing it.

I have a directive right here that I will sign today to eliminate the use of the Army Spiritual Fitness Guide, effective immediately. These types of training materials have no place in the War Department. …”

Yup, we don’t need to allow for anything reasonable or tolerant in the department of war. The purpose of the department is to force everyone to conform. We are warriors, not servicemembers, we’re fighters not peacekeepers, we’re here to rule.

“…Our chaplains are chaplains, not emotional support officers, and we’re going to treat them as such. …”

Wait. Chaplains don’t support the emotional needs of “warriors”? Then what the fuck are they doing? Mister, you seem confused, maybe put down the bottle and drink some coffee, get some rest and start over once you’re sober.

“… That’s why today at my direction, we are also simplifying the faith and belief coding system. In recent years, it ballooned to over 200 overly complex faith and belief codes. An overwhelming majority of the military population only uses six codes. Eleven are not used by anyone. We’re going to streamline it and move it to a new list of religious affiliation codes so that our chaplains can actually use it to minister better to the flock. …”

How does removing the codes that folks are using make it easier to minister to folks? If the folks can’t find a code that fits them, they end up with care that isn’t useful. It will be more like when I was in, disenfranchised soldiers feeling unwanted and getting attitude about it and never seeking out the chaplains when they need them, becoming belligerent and causing more problems. I know you want anyone who doesn’t conform to your white supremacist worldview to not join the military, but then you wouldn’t have a military if you got what you wanted. The folks who would be supportive of the white nationalist gestapo are not as prolific as you think, and they’re likely not the warriors you envision. Meal Team Six, the Gravy Seals, and the Mobility Scooter pilots aren’t really what I imagine would be good defenders of our interests. Sure you know a bunch of fit alpha males that support your dreams of dominance, but they really are not numerous enough to populate an effective army, let alone the Air Force, Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, Space Farce.. er Force, the Reserves and National Guard. You might get a personal security force out of it, but the rest will not be battle ready.

Anyway, Kgsbreath is probably doing this as a last ditch effort to keep his job.

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Joe King's avatar

OT: Signing off for about a week, family issues.

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Boreal's avatar

Hope everything works out for the best.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

All the very best, bro!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

We'll miss you. Hope everything goes well.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

Good luck. Family issues can be trying.

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oraxx's avatar

There are ten officer grades in the U.S. military. Pete Hegseth peaked out at O-4, six grades below a four star. He compounds his limitations with religious nuttery and alcohol. Somehow this former Faux Noise news-actor is going to transform the military into something that will make this country great again?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

More like: Make America Grate (on our nerves) Again.

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dammit barry's avatar

Make Americans Grovel Again is the aim of the entire administration.

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regmeyer's avatar

Proof that puty-put agent orange skin is doing his job.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

He was an O4 in the National Guard, with 4 years service, and he was forced out of the military because of his tattoos. He doesn’t have a good military record, he has a known addiction that he has not addressed, and he is a full on dick head.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Neo-Crusaders?

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

While in France last month, my wife, my son (a veteran), and I visited the Normandy American Cemetery. There are 152 graves marked with the Star of David. These soldiers along with their fallen brethren died in the fight to defeat fascism. Something lost on this imbecile.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Et t'es même pas venu faire coucou 😝

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Je suis desole, mon ami. Nous n'avons pas passe beaucoup de temps a Paris. Nous avons plutot voyage dans le nord de France. Desole mon texte ne contient pas le accents.

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Bensnewlogin's avatar

A different way of looking at this is that it’s all simply an attempt to impose conservative religion on people who don’t share their beliefs. But that’s what they’ve been doing for the entirety of my adult life. Conservative religion attempting to force its beliefs on people who don’t share them. Gay rights, transgender rights, abortion, birth control— it doesn’t matter.

“There’s zero mention of “virtue.” The guide relies on New Age notions, saying that the soldiers spirit consists of “consciousness, creativity, and connection.” there is no virtue in killing people. There will never be virtue in killing people. there is virtue in defending your country against an aggressor that wants to harm you. But it doesn’t negate the opposite-of-virtue inherent in killing other people. He merely justifies it.

And Hegseth proves this with the 99 people that he has caused to be murdered in the Caribbean. He proved that the moment he re created the department of defense in his own image as the war department.

It must be a terrible thing to live your life in so much fear of other people.

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larry parker's avatar

It's over 100 now.

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wreck's avatar

"And now Pete Hegseth wants to blow up that progress like it’s a fishing boat in the Caribbean."

ZING!!! Good one, Hemant.

Here, Petey, have another shot (to the nards):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJRiAxsFmlw

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Maltnothops's avatar

The fishing boat line jumped out at me too as Hemant on top of his game.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Hope Petey isn't thinking about trying a railslide. That could literally go south in a hurry.

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Len Koz's avatar

At least he wasn't nearly killing an innocent bystanders with that skateboard like he tried with the axe throwing.

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Hannah's avatar

I love that for him. Almost as much as the axe toss.

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David V. Miller's avatar

Back in the early '80's I learnt to keep my atheism tightly under wraps. Otherwise you'd get the shit details no one wanted or got assigned to. I remember many Sundays, when myself & another atheist guy kept getting assigned KP or latrine duty or mowing, etc. No one else got that. And we were flat out told why, because we were unbelievers. The whole barracks got to sleep on the pews while having churchly services, then got rest of morning off, sometimes the whole day. But not us two atheists. Eventually I talked the other guy to join me telling the sgt we had a conversion. PRESTO!!! We got to sleep sitting at the damned churchly services & got the perks churchlings got of getting Sunday mornings off & sometimes the whole day.

And no one took our spot in shit duties either, which shows it was done out of malice to enforce religionite conformity.

I'm angry I was forced to compromise my moral convictions to get out of a shitty situation I should have NEVER been forced into. FK religion!

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RegularJoe's avatar

Please don't call it the Department of War. We don't need to enable their bullshit.

Same applies to the Kennedy Center, etc.

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Len Koz's avatar

Slapping your name on everything just reeks of small dick energy.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

And the Gulf of Mexico.

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Boreal's avatar

it works off of the faulty premise that religion is inherently good because it provides “inner strength.”

If you have “inner strength.” you need neither imaginary friends nor "faith."

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dammit barry's avatar

My inner strength came from running away from a church that made it very clear: IT wanted no part of my sin of being Gay. This from a "church" that protects pedophile priests. If you are a pew-warmer, tough sht.. So, I have always been LGBTQ. They have always been full of hatred becuse their d"ALL LOVING" god is a flaming hypocrite.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Relying on something that doesn't exist for strength is a fool's errand.

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KaZ In The World's avatar

My husband is retired military and an atheist. It's amazing when we go into a PX, Nex or any other exchange (like a big Target) that there are vendors in the hallways outside the entrances selling all sorts of paraphernalia on jesus or (jeebus as my husband calls him) god, being christian ("My home is protected by god and a gun" etc.) Inside the store you'll find whole areas of christian books, magazines and bibles. You cannot find ANYTHING on Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or any other spiritual or religious tradition and definitely not Humanism. I have mostly encountered this is the Xs in the south, not when I've been to one in D.C., California, etc. My take is these soldiers face fear all the time and the military is promoting/encouraging/and recommending christianity as a way to face their fears.

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NOGODZ20's avatar
9hEdited

"You cannot find ANYTHING on Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, or any other spiritual or religious tradition and definitely not Humanism."

In 'Murica, xtians don't like competition in the marketplace of ideas.

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Vel Frost's avatar

they are indeed terribly frightened of any actual competition for their cult and their particular version of their cult.

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dammit barry's avatar

Yet people are leaving in droves. Go into any church and yu find a bunch of old people. In many parishes the median age is over 60 and higher.

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Kukaan Ei Missään's avatar

"yu find a bunch of old people. In many parishes the median age is over 60 and higher."

And that's just the priests...

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KaZ In The World's avatar

You’ve got that right. And humanism, agnosticism or atheism is on their hit list. And I don’t mean greatest hits.

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Joe King's avatar

Christianity as a way to face their fears? Christianity is a way to 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 their fears.

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dammit barry's avatar

Fear of hell is very real. For kkkristers, anyway. In the Army, my biggest fear was my name on a levy for Nam. All I did was live one moment to the next, realizing each day brought me closer to my End Tour of Service date.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

And amplify and exacerbate their fears!

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KaZ In The World's avatar

Of course, it is. But what I hear from so many cross-wearing military is “god gives me strength, my church and church community and my bible give me strength for the execution of my duties.” 😳

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Con-Artistry 101: Create the problem, then sell 'em the solution. Bonus points for 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 being fictional.

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Charles Newman's avatar

Unfortunately the United States military as a budget in the millions of $ tax dollars $ to spend on and promote Religions. IMO time end the military supporting Religions and their insanity.

God bless the USA? 🤪

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Speaking for myself alone, I never had a bit of use for chaplains. Not in a combat zone when the heat was on and not stateside when the heat was off.

Secular counselors would be of far more value to those who serve.

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Maltnothops's avatar

One of my uncles was a chaplain. He never struck me as an empathetic human being and extremely rigid in his attitudes (he was always right). I occasionally wondered if he ever was helpful to anyone.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

My paternal uncle was a chaplain (I've commented about him elsewhere), and while he may have done some good things for soldiers (he served in both WWII and Korea¹), he was a bitter man who had a lot of hate in his makeup. Most of the family deferred to him because he was a priest, but at a family dinner he insulted my mother and I told him what I thought of that. I was the only family member to have ever stood up to his arrogance, and I think that if I already hadn't had my fill of Catholic assholery, that would have cemented it.

¹ He was no Father Mulcahey.

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Holytape's avatar

This is what happens when you give too much power to a man with a small dick.

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NOGODZ20's avatar
8hEdited

Time for this one

"We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid."

-- Christopher Hitchens, from his book "Hitch-22: A Memoir"

Sounds like he could be talking about Hegseth.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Folks like him think folks like us, anyone outside of his narrow view of "human", shouldn't exist and he is trying his damnedest to create a world where we don't.

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