I really want to know if his brother knew what was going to happen and how long that conversation went on for before he accepted. I also wonder how much that cost to get him to do it. Seriously, I can't imagine what the argument was to get someone to agree to let them rub spit all over your face.
Never mind, before I could hit post the dog climbed up and commenced licking my face, so maybe that is just a weirdly close family. =)
Parade Magazine did a piece on her yesterday. What's odd is that they made no reference to her death. No postscript, no nothing, even though she died over 2 weeks ago. They treated her as though she were still alive and planning on celebrating her centennial.
Parade, like just about all newspaper inserts, is printed well ahead of time. It would be too expensive to reprint and redistribute it. Judging by the advertisements in Parade, the readers' of the age of their target audience probably didn't notice anyway.
Nothing wrong with a little additional saliva to move things along, I think her point (and I agree) is that the actual spitting that seems to have become a somewhat recent trend is a bit of a turn-off.
Seriously, WTF? Spitting on people is a bad idea in the best of times, but doing so during this pandemic could have fatal consequences. If we’re the brother, I would have decked the son of a bitch.
They're christians! Their *mumblemumble* tells them to NEVER hide behind closed doors and to ALWAYS do it in public where everyone can see what Good Christians(tm) they all are!
I was using gleek for grok. Gleek is when you yawn and there’s a spray of spit from under your tongue, some kids I knew could do it on command but I only ever do it when I yawn really big.
I guess that pun didn’t land since I had to explain it.
“Several pastors, including some who have recently been imprisoned in Canada for keeping their churches open in defiance of government health orders, explained to Fox News that they believe the scope of the new law could open the door to religious persecution.“
No, it’s closing the door on religious persecution and those pastors are upset they can’t keep doing it.
"We’ve seen that the new prevailing worldview is totalitarian, seeking to define marriage, sexuality, and control health choices," Stephens said. "It is absolutely intolerant to opposing beliefs.
Too stupid to realize he was describing himself and the rest of the talibangelicals.
Thousands of churches raise alarm about scope of new Canadian 'conversion therapy' ban
Jon Brown
Sun, January 16, 2022, 4:29 PM
Thousands of clergy in North America devoted their sermons on Sunday to affirming biblical sexual morality in response to a new Canadian law some warn could effectively criminalize such teachings.
Christians didn't invent marriage and they don't own it, Stephens. Oh, and in the bible? One of its definitions of marriage is that rape victims have to marry their rapists. And don't get me started on having 700 wives and 300 concubines.
"All socialistic and communistic movements hate the authority and law of God that Christianity promotes."
Including Christian Socialism, Stephens? You're yet another low-wattage knuckle-dragger who doesn't have the first clue as to the many types of socialism and communism you mention or how they operate. "Authority and law of God?" Last I heard, Canada wasn't a Christian theocracy and isn't under the thumb of your imaginary dictator in the clouds.
Gawd was thoight of as being high above the clouds by kkkrister cults. Of course, jeezy would have had all his bodily fluids boil away and he would fall to earth as a dried beef jerky.
I suppose if he showed God "showering" gold upon a person would be, um, rather X-rated.
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Ask that Soho cop who woke me up in that doorway and sent me on my way, he knows my name. Meanwhile, who the fück are you?
(Apologies to Pete Townshend)
https://youtu.be/oyR3TzIgi-U
https://c.tenor.com/hIuCUXrSpoYAAAAM/who-are-you-caterpillar.gif
Nice to see you back!
"God might degrade you. God might spit on you. But God always had your best interests at heart no matter how things appear on the outside."
Any survivor of an abusive relationship will recognize this. God needs to go to jail for domestic violence.
This. The ultimate abusive relationship.
Kratos had the right idea.
I really want to know if his brother knew what was going to happen and how long that conversation went on for before he accepted. I also wonder how much that cost to get him to do it. Seriously, I can't imagine what the argument was to get someone to agree to let them rub spit all over your face.
Never mind, before I could hit post the dog climbed up and commenced licking my face, so maybe that is just a weirdly close family. =)
A veterinarian said dogs love to lick my face because I drink a lot of milk and I taste like milk to them. ???
Licking is one of the things she does to relax so I get licked every time she hears something going on outside that troubles her.
Maybe messy eater with a low frequency of face-washing?
Aria will lick my face frenetically every time she is afraid. For Rhapsodie it was a way to bond and socialize.
The Incredible Story of Humans and Dogs The Best Deal in the History of Deals. Maybe Ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vi6iYrgfPE
16 minutes, but interesting, The "AI" captions work, for the most part.
She also made a 2 hour long video called "Everything Wrong with the Creation Museum and the Ark Encounter."
https://youtu.be/9bhzuitLM5w
Religion: Society's accepted mental illness.
OT: ANOTHER AG goes after trump/ https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-org-stiffed-hotel-kids-083931458.html
Because of course he does. When has he ever paid his debts?
OT: Go to google.com.
Type in "Betty White"
I saw the animation but what impressed me was "About 2,140,000,000 results".
Parade Magazine did a piece on her yesterday. What's odd is that they made no reference to her death. No postscript, no nothing, even though she died over 2 weeks ago. They treated her as though she were still alive and planning on celebrating her centennial.
Parade, like just about all newspaper inserts, is printed well ahead of time. It would be too expensive to reprint and redistribute it. Judging by the advertisements in Parade, the readers' of the age of their target audience probably didn't notice anyway.
I'm 69 and it stuck out like a sore thumb to me. :)
You're still about 25 years too young.
And I am 420 and noticed it right away myself, he he he =)
I usually turn the porn off when they do the spit thing. Yuck!
Depends on what is being spit.
Ice Cream Cake from Dairy Queen. It makes her cry.
I never spit. I swallow.
I’m talking about the spit on it for lubrication. It instantly dries me up.
According to Nina Hartley, if a water based lube is losing its viscosity, adding saliva returns it.
Nothing wrong with a little additional saliva to move things along, I think her point (and I agree) is that the actual spitting that seems to have become a somewhat recent trend is a bit of a turn-off.
I don't know how you do it (not joking, no sarcasm).
Me either. It’s like a super soaker filled with hot au jus aimed at my uvula.
" It’s like a super soaker filled with hot au jus aimed at my uvula.
"So poetic. 😉
Makes a hell of an act for the freaky sex circus.
Also, remind me never to come over to your house for a French Dip Sandwich.
You say that like it's a bad thing
Also, "au jis"?
I compare it to a spoiled liquid mayonnaise (and since I don't like mayonnaise).
No Max Hardcore for you, huh?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayObCwT8qHI
Well I'll be damned, Homer speaks French!
Le D'oh!
Seriously, WTF? Spitting on people is a bad idea in the best of times, but doing so during this pandemic could have fatal consequences. If we’re the brother, I would have decked the son of a bitch.
Christians occupy a different "reality" from functioning, rational humans.
LALA land of power-mad ghosts and goblins ruling them.
his balls would have come flying out of his mouth just after the spit.
But...but...but I thought spit make the pandemic go away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_qX50zv7k
"And, if that party-trick worked once, you KNOW he used it again and again, and not just for blindness."
Lube?
"Nothing like subjecting yourself to public humiliation to hammer home the point that God is always on your side…"
Nope. As has already been shown by Saint Lemmy, 'God Was Never On Your Side.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1grhmdzoHrw
After the service he was heard to be yelling "But Moooooooom I was preaching!
$65000/168 = $387 shoes.
“Woman, your fine ointment
Brand new and expensive
Should have been saved for the poor
Why has it been wasted
We could have raised maybe
Three hundred silver pieces or more
People who are hungry
People who starving
They matter more than your feet and hair”
— attributed to someone who understood early on the hypocrisy of this particular religion
https://youtu.be/OGhnaIw20Ho?t=76
Didn't their parents tell them to keep this kink behind closed doors?
They're christians! Their *mumblemumble* tells them to NEVER hide behind closed doors and to ALWAYS do it in public where everyone can see what Good Christians(tm) they all are!
Is this the same guy that used dog shit a while back to make a point.
On a side note. Wow, a new post at 11pm.
Compared to dog shit, this is snot too bad.
Nose it isn't.
Loogie here now, we can’t expect everybody to gleek why we don’t spit on people.
Gleek?
https://bit.ly/3FC1uYU
I was using gleek for grok. Gleek is when you yawn and there’s a spray of spit from under your tongue, some kids I knew could do it on command but I only ever do it when I yawn really big.
I guess that pun didn’t land since I had to explain it.
When I Binged Gleek, I got that and the cartoon character.
Voom it is a pun thread!
We have a tendency to run a muc;us punsters just keep running.
I'm wondering if Hemant staged this post and accidentally clicked PM instead of AM, or something along those lines.
Not the same guy, but just as filled with the spirit of Gawd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkWmUh8cays
Fuck SubStandard.
MORE hatred and demands for control by religious superstition. https://www.yahoo.com/news/thousands-churches-raise-alarm-scope-212910066.html
“Several pastors, including some who have recently been imprisoned in Canada for keeping their churches open in defiance of government health orders, explained to Fox News that they believe the scope of the new law could open the door to religious persecution.“
No, it’s closing the door on religious persecution and those pastors are upset they can’t keep doing it.
"We’ve seen that the new prevailing worldview is totalitarian, seeking to define marriage, sexuality, and control health choices," Stephens said. "It is absolutely intolerant to opposing beliefs.
Too stupid to realize he was describing himself and the rest of the talibangelicals.
The religion that has persecuted others for 2 millennia has the gall to whine about what they see as persecution?
I know this is Canada, but Ben Franklin was right. Christians are either complainers of persecution or persecutors themselves.
I have a great meme but cannot post it.
Fox News
Thousands of churches raise alarm about scope of new Canadian 'conversion therapy' ban
Jon Brown
Sun, January 16, 2022, 4:29 PM
Thousands of clergy in North America devoted their sermons on Sunday to affirming biblical sexual morality in response to a new Canadian law some warn could effectively criminalize such teachings.
Doesn't stop them from trying, though. They REALLY hate it when people laugh at them back.
"...seeking to define marriage..."
Christians didn't invent marriage and they don't own it, Stephens. Oh, and in the bible? One of its definitions of marriage is that rape victims have to marry their rapists. And don't get me started on having 700 wives and 300 concubines.
"All socialistic and communistic movements hate the authority and law of God that Christianity promotes."
Including Christian Socialism, Stephens? You're yet another low-wattage knuckle-dragger who doesn't have the first clue as to the many types of socialism and communism you mention or how they operate. "Authority and law of God?" Last I heard, Canada wasn't a Christian theocracy and isn't under the thumb of your imaginary dictator in the clouds.
Gawd was thoight of as being high above the clouds by kkkrister cults. Of course, jeezy would have had all his bodily fluids boil away and he would fall to earth as a dried beef jerky.
They've jailed a pastor? That's nothing, we've jailed a 'bishop'.
https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/national/brian-tamaki-remanded-in-custody-for-alleged-breach-of-bail-conditions/ar-AASPYkS?ocid=msedgntp
Now I feel guilty, I always thought it was "bop the bishop", not "jail the bishop". I'll be right back after I make an apology.
"bop the bishop"
Bop it!
Pull it!
Twist it!
Shake it!
Flick it!
Spank it!
Ok, I made the last one up.
https://i.etsystatic.com/6017061/r/il/7c12c7/882209094/il_fullxfull.882209094_kgg0.jpg
I'll be in my bunk.
https://youtu.be/KFq4E9XTueY
You misspelled nonpology.
Maybe it's the angle of the photo, but to me Tamaki looks like a weird blend of Donald Trump, Alec Baldwin and Jack Nicholson, physically.
So glad to see NZ cracking down on halfwits like this maskhole bishop. They do not have the right to sicken people.
gorsuch of the supreme kkkatlik kangaroo kourt of the US says kkkristers have a right to endanger others with covid-19.
Countdown has now begun for Brenton winding up in a hospital bed thanks to the Christian love demonstrated by his brother Mike.
Such needless death. And it could have been easily avoided simply by getting vaccinated. The pointlessness is mind-numbing.