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Pastor: Heaven Lacks Government Regulations so You'll Work Even Harder There!

That sounds like Hell.

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Hemant Mehta
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  • Following the posthumous outing of Christian apologist Ravi Zacharias as a serial sex offender, the ministry he left behind has carefully decided to rebrand by scrubbing Zacharias’ name and content from the website, social media, and publications. Zacharias’ daughter and current CEO of Ravi Zacharias International Ministries Sarah Davis made no excuses for her father in her letter announcing the changes and assured the public there will be a “thorough and fully independent assessment” of his sex crimes and why his behavior went unchecked in his lifetime. But we’ll follow their actions, not their words…

  • This is what a death cult looks like. And you KNOW these people aren't in line to get their vaccinations... 

    Twitter avatar for @pastorlocke
    Pastor Greg Locke @pastorlocke
    800+ people at church this morning. No masks, no temperature checks, no social distancing and no apology.
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    1:51 AM ∙ Mar 8, 2021
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  • I thoroughly enjoyed this video from YouTuber KimblyTea in which she goes through the different kinds of Christians on TikTok:

  • Pastor Robert Jeffress fueled an Orwellian dystopia by reassuring the proletariat class that work will be even more fun after they’re dead because God doesn’t have “government regulations” in Heaven.

    Twitter avatar for @ChristnNitemare
    Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare
    During a recent appearance on The Jim Bakker Show, megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress says people are going to work in Heaven and they’ll enjoy it because there won’t be any “government regulations.” cc: @RightWingWatch
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    6:25 PM ∙ Mar 7, 2021
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  • Damn. Dear Abby brings the SHADE!

  • Texas newspaper The Orange Leader published an essay by the local Meals on Wheels Executive Director Karen Y. Stevens, but not on any topic relevant to her job title. Compelled by the “facts” of some random school teacher, Stevens took the opportunity to write (barely legibly) about humans and dinosaurs existing on the same timeline.

    I recently watched a video on dinosaurs, and a school teacher of Science was the one sharing the facts. But this Science teacher got it right. He stated that dinosaurs waked the earth with man. How else would they know what pictures to draw on cave walls that look exactly like dinosaurs? They have found drawings of Woolly Mammoths, Triceratops and men, drawn together fighting.

    This is a classic hunter, posing with a 10-point deer these days, showing off his trophy, except they didn’t have cameras then.

  • This is a preview of an article we'll post in the morning. But the clip is so worth it, I promise you. 

    Twitter avatar for @hemantmehta
    Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta
    You're going to watch this pastor do some kind of stand-up routine for about 20 seconds. But you will never guess the punchline.
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    1:37 AM ∙ Mar 9, 2021
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  • Feel the Christian Love™️ in this “appropriate imprecatory prayer” from right-wing radio host E.W. Jackson, who wants to see the Biden administration “devour one another.”

  • Donald Trump can do no wrong with these people. Right-wing pastor Shane Vaughn somehow found a way to praise Trump for a COVID-19 relief package that received exactly zero Republican votes in the House and Senate.

    Twitter avatar for @RightWingWatch
    Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch
    Right-wing pastor Shane Vaughn insists that the stimulus checks contained in the COVID-19 relief package passed by the Dems in the Senate are really "an offering" from Trump: "Even as Donald Trump has left office, his blessing to America has continued.” bit.ly/3brzXOn
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    4:16 PM ∙ Mar 8, 2021
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  • Finally, no further comment necessary on this one:

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    Chris Milburn @chrismilburnnps
    Today a guy who carries a gun to church told me I'm living in fear because I wear a mask.
    3:24 PM ∙ Mar 8, 2021
    9,566Likes1,424Retweets
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