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oraxx's avatar

Ryan Walters is a dangerous fool on a crusade to destroy public education in his state, all of it justified by his religion. Oklahoma ranks near the bottom in public education, and everything Walters is advocating will only make things worse. It is NEVER the job of the public schools to backstop Christianity.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Killah wants to turn OK into a mini Idiocracy. Next he'll be shilling Brawndo.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

It would seem as though Oklahoma is not without some semblance of common sense as regards dealing with religion in schools. The 5-2 decision by the state supreme court is a pretty strong statement that Walters has once again overstepped the boundaries of State / Church separation with his attempts to inject the bible into Oklahoma school curricula. Clearly and emphatically good news.

My only question would be: why wasn't it a 7-0 ruling?

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Joe King's avatar

Once again? He stepped so far past that line that he needs to come back before it counts as overstepping.

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larry parker's avatar

Goose stepping.

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Septuagenarian Contrarian's avatar

Jawohl!

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

9-0. 2 dissented and 2 recused themselves.

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RegularJoe's avatar

Perhaps they should report it as 5-2-2?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Hemant only counted the judges that voted for the 5-2 ruling. The two judges who dissented are mentioned at the end of the paragraph.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Want to find a true danger to children? Look no further than Ryan 'Child Killer' Walters.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

“the court "is embarrassing and clearly is out of step with Oklahomans."”

That is what the court is supposed to do. It’s not supposed to change with the wind, reflect the people, but it is supposed to follow the laws laid out by the USA constitution and the Oklahoma constitution. The majority (which I think even claiming the majority of Oklahomans support your stupid standards is spurious, at best) does not get to define the minority’s rights. The Supreme Court should not be making decisions, nor should legislatures for that matter, based on the whims of the loudest bigots of the time. There’s no way to run a state or country by changing laws Willy nilly like that.

Die mad about it, you sadistic scumbag.

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Joe King's avatar

Hey Walters! Maybe you should consider the idea that everything you try to do to force Christianity into the schools being blocked by the courts isn't persecution or anti-Christian hatred. Maybe you should consider the fact that forcing Christianity is wrong.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He STILL hasn't grasped the fact that all the virtue signalling he's doing won't get him that coveted position in Trump's cabinet.

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Maltnothops's avatar

It still might. Resignations to spend more time with family are surely in the offing with Trump Admin officials.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

It's so mean he is being ignored by fat boy.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He shouldn't feel so bad, given how Trump has turned his back on those who have helped him in the past (both of his administrations). There's a trail of wreckage in shatttered lives and ruined careers in Trump's wake.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Walters is so sold out to his magic book that I suspect he couldn't even consider such a thought. For what I can see, he's full of himself to the Nth degree, and self-examination or self-criticism simply isn't on the menu.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

That would involve actual cognitive activity, not the knee jerk emotional response MAGATS are known for.

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John Smith's avatar

That would required introspection, self reflection, and being honest with yourself, all things that are a sin according to religion. Religion requires it followers to have ignorance, unquestioning faith, blind obedience (to the clergy and their leaders) and get/keep adherents at all cost (preaching, indoctrination, and by the threat of violence or actual violence).

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Joe King's avatar

𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑢𝑝 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡𝑎𝑥𝑝𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠.

Among other things. His overarching anger comes from the fact that he isn't getting a rubber stamp from them the way his lord and savior Der OrangeFührer does. He thinks that as the tip official for Oklahoma schools he should be able to force them all to do everything he says exactly as he says. As it turns out, even the far right assholes on his state supreme court still recognize that no one in this country should have that much power.

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Kay-El's avatar

Hallelujah and amen, Walters got his ass temporarily handed to him. Maybe his god is as fucking sick and tired of him as we are. You’d think he’d take the hint.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

“"They’re ignoring the fact that in other states the Bible is openly taught as the cornerstone of Western civilization," he said.”

No it’s not.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

I made this same remark almost 10 minutes ago and my comment disappeared.

The bible is more of a headstone of Western civilation, given all the terror, horror and blood that has been shed in the name of Christianity over nearly 2 millennia.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

To quote Nelson Muntz: "HA-HA!"

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Guess he'll have to wait for a different school year to begin indoctrinating the permanent underclass.

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larry parker's avatar

School's out for summer, school's out for ever.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

You tell ‘em, Alice.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

We don't need no education..,

Pink Floyd would like a word.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Victory for the children for now. Hoping this dumbass doesn't get reelected.

Since Hemant didn't included it this time. The Oklahoma SC is divided as follow :

6 named by a Republican Governor :

Rowe, Winchester, Darby, Kane, Kuehn, Jett

3 by a Democratic one : Edmondson, Combs, Gurich.

Source : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_Supreme_Court

"They’re ignoring the fact that in other states the Bible is openly taught as the cornerstone of Western civilization,"

Without source and context, it's baseless bullshit.

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XJC's avatar

Omniscient, omnipotent God can't seem to control the judges. And he doesn't have his own publishing company.

Let's not let these pesky facts ruin what Ryan Walters is doing to bring God back into the classroom. You know: makin' 'Murica great 'gain.

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ericc's avatar
9hEdited

"𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦’𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑊𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛 𝑐𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛," ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑.

This is the Oklahoma supreme court. It deals with matters of Oklahoma state law. If other states have different state laws, different things will be legal.

However, I personally think it's more likely that you're just spouting baloney on this point. I'm sure some private Christian publications do what you claim, but that's not "other states."

"𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑚, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑢𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑘𝑙𝑎ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑎 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑙𝑡

This is the history standards. Teaching Christianity per se and teaching conservative values are not relevant. American exceptionalism should be taught as one view of history amongst several. Like how we teach how the doctrine of manifest destiny influenced 1800s U.S. expansion policy. It is totally fine in a history class to teach "some people believe in American exceptionalism, and during our history that belief has led to these actions." But it is simply not a part of a history class to demand "all of you students ought to believe in American exceptionalism."

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Hannah olufs's avatar

No one should believe in American exceptionalism.

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Alverant's avatar

I see the latest chew-toy got banned. I'd say he was moving the goalposts, but you have to set goalposts first.

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Boreal's avatar

Damn, I missed all the fun.

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Alverant's avatar

Not really. Guy claimed "systematic racism" didn't exist because of the Civil Rights act and the end of Jim Crow. No evidence was good enough for him.

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John Smith's avatar

I bet the troll also denies the Holocaust, and hates Jews too.

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Maltnothops's avatar

Getting slapped down repeatedly by the Oklahoma Supreme Court is a pretty clear indicator about who the extremist is. Ryan, look in the mirror.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Chew toy a little lower in the thread if you are in the mood for playing.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Booted by Hemant.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I wonder why.

*Whistle.

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

And Ryan Walters is now known to have engage in adulterous affairs.

And BTW, it is The Gulf of MEXICO! Not The Gulf of America!

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larry parker's avatar

The Gulf of America is located between Trump's ears.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Typically, a gulf has water in it. All Trump has between his ears is a vacuum.

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larry parker's avatar

See number 2.

1. A deep inlet of the sea almost surrounded by land, with a narrow mouth.

2. A deep ravine, chasm, or abyss.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Trump is #2

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Maltnothops's avatar

“ And Ryan Walters is now known to have engage in adulterous affairs.”

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John Smith's avatar

We never know, those barnyard animals are not talking!

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

Oops! My mistake. I was actually referring to Ken Paxton having multiple affairs rather than Ryan. Sorry about that. Ryan does look at porn though whether he wants to admit it or not.

https://www.joemygod.com/2025/07/christian-nationalist-oklahoma-schools-chief-ryan-walters-busted-with-porn-on-his-office-tv-video/

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Maltnothops's avatar

Ah, thank you for clearing that up. I thought I might be having memory issues!

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Die Anyway's avatar

I have a fishing related shirt with a lot of fish images. The background is part of a map, repeated many times around the shirt. The words Gulf of Mexico appear about 20 times spread around front, back and sleeves. I've been wearing the shirt more frequently lately. 😀

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ericc's avatar

Unfortunately, even if the lower court rules a lot of his stuff is unconstitutional trash, that part of the standards will likely stick. Yes it's culture-war-y, but there he can say he wants Oklahoma to follow the federal government's naming conventions.

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