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oraxx's avatar

The philosophy of John Locke had far more influence over what went into the Constitution than the Ten Commandments. Interesting that he wants these religious dictates posted in the capitol as eight of the Commandments would be unconstitutional should anyone try writing them into law. This is what the religious right does rather than address any genuine problems, like the fact Oklahoma ranks 49th in education. Looking for supernatural solutions to complex social problems has never worked, and never will.

Straw's avatar

Yes, he wants this specific religion's laws posted in his capitol even when eight of them would be unconstitutional if anyone tried writing them into law. Because he expect that those stupid laws will be gone sooner or later.

larry parker's avatar

"It's deja vu all over again"

Bensnewlogin's avatar

I did NOT SEE that coming.

Holytape's avatar

I am shocked, shocked that there is gambling here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxnpY0owPkA

cdbunch's avatar

A glitch in the Matrix. That's what you get for running code written by an AI.

Claudia's avatar

Yes. So, I shall repeat my comment, which I wrote the other day about North Dakota: Is this really the most pressing issue for this state? Has homelessness been sorted and proper healthcare arranged for everyone? Has everyone got sufficient food and clean water to drink? All environmental problems have been solved?

And, yeah, I know the answer!

Holytape's avatar

No, the most pressing issue for North Dakota is the crisis on their southern border. There is not a signal foot of border fences and there are almost no CBP officers guarding the hundreds of miles of border. You can just walk from South Dakota straight in to North Dakota, without even showing a passport. And you know South Dakota isn't sending their best, but their rapist, murders, raping murders, murdering murders and Jehovah Witnesses.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

No guards, but there are bison. You don't fuck with those. Unless you're from Wyoming, then it's the state pastime.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

How many Christian churches in Oklahoma have the Ten Commandments on their lawns? Maybe once they all do we could talk about putting them on the government lawns. If your church isn’t interested in posting them, why should the government be?

Troublesh00ter's avatar

If they genuinely succeed at putting the 10Cs on government property, I want to insist on putting the Preamble to the Constitution on church property.

Sauce for the goose is not a horse of a different color!

Len Koz's avatar

Can I get sauce for my horse via a different color goose?

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Sure. Just find that goose (via wild chase, if necessary) and go for it!

Vanity Unfair's avatar

You could chase it in a Chevy: here's the soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgVsCTIWc5U

Joe King's avatar

Will they EVER get tired of pissing on the Constitution?

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Doubtful. They somehow think that, if they can substitute the bible for the Constitution, that Jesus comes back and the Rapture happens, and all the good people get to heaven and all the bad people go to hell and that's it. End of story.

And they cannot and will not hear that this fever dream of theirs simply is not happening, nor is it likely to happen.

Joe King's avatar

Of course, they also think that they cannot possibly be the bad people, regardless of how cruel they have been.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Good and bad have nothing to do with niceness or cruelty, to them. Good and bad are wholly dependent on obedience to god and his minions. The fact that god is a cruel bastard is beyond their reckoning because the Bible tells them he is the only good and they must believe the Bible since god tells them to in the Bible.

Janice Laz- Romo's avatar

Why are so many delusional idiots in positions to make decisions?

larry parker's avatar

It's one (several actually) of the commandments.

Claudia's avatar

No, because they DON’T like the constitution. They want to change it. They want to change it to a system where not everyone is equal.

Because they think that they’d be part of the ‘in’-crowd, i.e. where they’d be part of the group favoured by their new system.

John Smith's avatar

Remember Animal Farm: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”.

Joe King's avatar

I, for one, look forward to see Oklahomans celebrate the Festival of Weeks, give up cheeseburgers, and sacrifice their first born children, as commanded in the REAL 10 c, in Exodus 34:10-27.

NOGODZ20's avatar

They must not read their bibles. It is clearly stated that the Charlton Heston set found in Exodus 20 was never called the Ten Commandments (unlike the set in Exodus 34). Not only that, the Exodus 20 set was smashed at the base of Mt. Sinai and never put into use.

Dullard must have been asleep during Sunday school/bible study.

Joe King's avatar

You forgot that they only read the bits that give them license to hate.

ericc's avatar

I prefer Mel Brooks' set of 15 to Heston's set. :)

NOGODZ20's avatar

Wonder what was on that third tablet before the oopsie. :D

cdbunch's avatar

Thou shalt not rape children.

Evidence-based Education is every child's right.

Thou shalt mind thine own business. If someone sins, I will handle it.

Women are people.

I will repeat for the hard of hearing: THOU SHALT NOT RAPE CHILDREN.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

The first time I watched that I had nightmares about the guy with the glasses melting. It shook me. But I didn’t care so much about the others, there’s something about the glasses that troubled me.

cdbunch's avatar

I remember being shocked and disgusted but I don't remember nightmares (Night of the Living Dead and Chiller OTOH). But the glasses stuck out to me as well, probably because I've worn them since I was eight and tend to find them sexy on a man.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Well, I was only 6 or 7 when I saw it the first time.

larry parker's avatar

It's buried on Oak Island.

NOGODZ20's avatar

It sure doesn’t help that Moses and the exodus from Egypt are both fictional.

Len Koz's avatar

Don't tell the Israelis that or they might label you a Palestinian.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I K. R? They would have had to walk in circles, the territory is not that big.

Vanity Unfair's avatar

I still have never seethed a kid in its mother's milk.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Ugh! This is exhausting. But I guess that is the point.

You put the Ten Commandments up on government property, people read them (not that they are ignorant of what they say) realize that so few of them actually pertain to their lives, and even those that do are better expressed elsewhere, recognize that the very people who are insisting the rocks take up space and blight the land are incapable of even the shallowest of compliance to the rules put forth, and finally get a fucking clue that the Republicans are corrupt power hungry vultures that are making their lives more and more difficult, and vote them out of office.

A girl can dream.

cdbunch's avatar

Oklahoma was voting Republican when I lived there for 17 years and I left 18 years ago.

NOGODZ20's avatar

If the the "real" 10 Commandments ever get displayed inside/outside their Capitol, make sure they are written in the original Aramaic. Let people scratch their heads in trying to translate them.

Dawn Johnson's avatar

Erect a monument to the Constitution with the whole thing amendments and all. Erect a law that states if it's vandalized or removed it's a felony akin to treason.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Would make for an interesting exercise. Problem is that the Constitution is a considerable document, whereas the 10Cs aren't. Considering that the average Christian can't even name all 10 commandments tells me that getting them to even read the Constitution would be way too big an ask.

I wish it were otherwise, but so far, it ain't.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Now THERE's a concept! 👍

cdbunch's avatar

Didn't Schoolhouse Rock cover that? Of course, IIRC, they also told kids in the 70s that the US was a "melting pot"

Troublesh00ter's avatar

I positively LOVE Schoolhouse Rock (and I have it on DVD!). Sadly, the US has proven to be less a melting pot than a patchwork quilt ... and SOME of the patches seem to think they're better than some of the others and want to disassociate themselves from the overall structure.

And yeah, that bothers and concerns me a LOT.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I heard it’s less melting pot and more tossed salad. So it makes sense that certain elements are aggressive toward other elements.

Maltnothops's avatar

They can’t even agree how to number them.

Doosh Dooshenberg's avatar

They love their erections. Women's fun not so much.

Cateck's avatar

The people of Oklahoma must be doing great since this bullshit is what their lawmakers spend their time on. Oh, what's that? They're not? Huh.

XJC's avatar

Omniscient, omnipotent God needs laws passed at the state level to display his top ten list on government property. Makes sense.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Omni doesn't go as far as it used to thanks to Bidenflation.

XJC's avatar

But...but...Joe Biden is a Good Catholic (TM)?

ericc's avatar

"What does God need with a plaque?"

Troublesh00ter's avatar

It's one of those cases where the reality doesn't live up to the hype. 😝

Maltnothops's avatar

OT, Trump moving inauguration indoors. He says because of the predicted cold temps but I’m guessing he wants to avoid the small crowd optics again.

larry parker's avatar

His makeup is only rated down to 32F.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

He won't be able to see any flags, so let's put them back to half mast.

Maltnothops's avatar

Nit to pick. Half mast refers to flags on ships. Half staff to flags on land.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

We'll just go with half-wit.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Bet he's really worried about somebody taking a shot at him. Somebody who may not be a rank amateur this time.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Indoor event would be easier to blow up, get all the republicans in line to the seat at once.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Re: January 20th in Washington, DC, Google Weather says, "Sunny - High: 24°F, Low: 9°F." I'm a Clevelander, so to me, that ain't all that bad. Donnie probably thinks his dick will get frostbite, though. 😝

cdbunch's avatar

It would need to be exposed and it is completely enclosed by that belly.

John Smith's avatar

How can something so small that requires an electron microscope to see get frostbite?

Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

When a mushroom is exposed to temperatures that low, it shrivels beyond recognition.

Maltnothops's avatar

Agreed. Which is why I'm going for small crowd size

Kay-El's avatar

Bull(shit)ard is a waste of oxygen. Doing something productive for his constituents isn’t in the cards when he can use his position for no one’s benefit but his own, which is right on brand for the new administration. Welcome to the monkey house.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Wasting time and taxpayer $$$ on a religious masturbation fantasy. Again. Is it any wonder why the Sooner State is currently ranked 43rd Overall?

Even more telling? They're ranked next-to-last in not only Education (surprise surprise) but in Health Care as well. Nice set of priorities you've got there, Senator.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

What's that definition of "Insanity?" Oh, yeah: Doing the same thing, over and Over and OVER again, expecting different results.

That sure appears to be what David Bullard is doing in Oklahoma, and made more absurd by the fact that he's refiling a bill for which a ruling has already been given. I suspect that he thinks a change in administration in Washington, D.C. would have an impact on his efforts, but the fact is that he's dealing with a STATE matter, and the Oklahoma Supreme Court has already passed down their decision on this matter.

One wonders how long Bullard will bang his head against a stone wall before he realizes that his head is taking more punishment than the wall is.

oraxx's avatar

In a sense, it's a win-win for him though. He either gets to force the Commandments into the public square owned by everyone, or he gets to play the poor, persecuted victim of the godless left because that's where the real money is. Just ask David Barton.

ericc's avatar

Yep. These bills win when they don't win, because they provide reelection talking points. "I tried to be a good Christian representatives, but those liberals in black robes prevented me. Reelect me to keep up the good fight!"

In fact they might win more by not winning, because a 10C bill which fails can be resubmitted year after year after year for the same PR benefit. While if a courthouse monument actually gets built, they can't resubmit the same bill next year for the PR benefit.

Matthew A Baker's avatar

Thank goodness they fixed all the states problems that they have time for pointless unconstitutional guff.