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𝑆𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑑, 𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 “𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑐 𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑙” 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 “𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒’𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑔𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠.”

Okey-dokey, but why should we amoral, nonbelievers not indulge in them?

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Schriver: "Honestly, I work for God and not for man"......

Cxaxukluth: (in a voice both silent and maddening): "It is time for your quarterly performance view."

Schriver: "No, I work for the other God."

Cxaxukluth: "Abholos? The Devourer in the Mist? Byagoona the faceless? Bugg-Shash, the Black One, The Filler of Space, He Who Comes in the Dark? Damn it, I just wished they would fill out the 10-566's so I know who's supervising who. You know human resources isn't the easy job they think it is.

Schriver: "No, no, no, I work for the one true God, I work for Jesus"

Cxaxukluth: "Who?"

Schriver: "He's a white guy, you know. Who has incredibly strict and harsh rules governing people who don't look, think or act like me, and yet is incredibly lax with me. Forgiving everything I do, even though none of the damage occurred from my actions, in any way, affects him, and those that I actually hurt are left with nothing. That dude."

Cxaxukluth: "Oh, you mean, Yahweh the inbred galactic dildo. Oh, sorry to say we had to let him go. Actually, not that sorry. We found out that he had inappropriate relationship with a 13 year old girl who was also his mother. Which, ew. But anyways, on to your evaluation. Don't worry, it will be long and painful.

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