Well, it was mold.....this time. But one of these days it will be the real flesh and blood of Jesus. Then we can send it for DNA analysis and prove that Jesus was a six foot tall, light skinned, European.
As my (deeply Catholic) Mother would point out -- "I seriously doubt if God wanted to show us a miracle that it would take place in Indiana. Or Utah."
She was always highly amused by the Georgia "appearance" of the Blessed Mother, on toast, & the rest of the lot.
She also would be irked by basketball players blessing themselves with the sign of the cross before shooting a foul shot. "The Good Lord doesn't care if you win a basketball game."
Unfortunately, the Internet has allowed the gullible to share their craziness across the globe. And we in America are paying the price for it.
Well, the wafers they use are pretty thin to begin with, get them slightly damp and they will resemble skin. A red spot looking like blood? I can think of a couple of different things that can look like blood.
Unfortunately, even with the actual evidence that it is just a wet, moldy cracker, this anonymous woman will still probably think it was a miracle. When your critical thinking skills are blunted by indoctrination, you can believe anything.
Their evidence was...wafer thin.
No knead for that.
Way to rise to the occasion.
It's the yeast I could do.
Man-na, this is lame!
I'm getting a late start today and I missed this pun run. D'ough!
You got a rye sense of humor there, buddy! 😁
I raise a toast to ya! :)
Melba, is that you?
Just loafing around, are you?
That crumby joke fell flat. You’ll never get into Leaven that way, man…na. It’s just crackers!
𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑙𝑒.
The closest connection mold has to miracles is when Fleming discovered that certain mold killed a lot of bacteria. But that's just science.
Rediscovered 😁
Ancient Egyptians beat him to it by several millenia.
How advanced would science be now if the racists hadn't discounted the knowledge of ancient brown people?
Don't forget the Church jailing, torturing, and executing anyone who discovered anything that conflicted with their book of fairy tales!
Steam machine
Hero of Alexandria first century CE. Rediscovered in 1707 by Denis Papin.
Archimedes too numerous to count. Rediscovered between 18th and 20th century
The antikythera machine, second or first century BCE, 20th century
Indoor toilets 16th century BCE Crete, 19th century...
Without the Chinese, Persians and Arabs, we will probably be way less developed than we are now.
Dude, I swear, but for religious stupidity, humans might have been landing on the moon in the 1400s...
“It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
"The lab results came back… and it was mold"
"Never mind." - E. Litella
The bottom of my shower stall was so consecrated. Scrubbing Bubbles took care of that.
But wait. Look. It's back! A miracle indeed! Even science cannot stop its return.
Well. we'll just see what Mr. Clean has to say about this!
😂😂😂
That's a bald statement.
Well, it was mold.....this time. But one of these days it will be the real flesh and blood of Jesus. Then we can send it for DNA analysis and prove that Jesus was a six foot tall, light skinned, European.
Mouldy crackers, eh? Is that how they end up with constipated hosts?
No surprise that people with imaginary friends are scientifically illiterate and believe in magic.
https://ibb.co/Xfv1Lxd8
But...but...Francis Collins...Anthony Fauci...Tony Soprano...
Isabella Soprano is my favorite.
Proving that old adage that once you accept the first thing without evidence, you'll fall for anything.
As my (deeply Catholic) Mother would point out -- "I seriously doubt if God wanted to show us a miracle that it would take place in Indiana. Or Utah."
She was always highly amused by the Georgia "appearance" of the Blessed Mother, on toast, & the rest of the lot.
She also would be irked by basketball players blessing themselves with the sign of the cross before shooting a foul shot. "The Good Lord doesn't care if you win a basketball game."
Unfortunately, the Internet has allowed the gullible to share their craziness across the globe. And we in America are paying the price for it.
It’s important to thank gawd immediately after an athletic skirmish so your Catholic mommy will know you still believe her lies.
“𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝐼 𝑠𝑎𝑤 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑝𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑡.”
Well, the wafers they use are pretty thin to begin with, get them slightly damp and they will resemble skin. A red spot looking like blood? I can think of a couple of different things that can look like blood.
Unfortunately, even with the actual evidence that it is just a wet, moldy cracker, this anonymous woman will still probably think it was a miracle. When your critical thinking skills are blunted by indoctrination, you can believe anything.
"Let’s suppose, however, that all of this was real.
That the wafer really did reveal the body of Christ."
Eeeeewwwww!!
What's a little bit of cannibalism between fiends ?
Body of Christ is too old and tough. Roast baby, on the other hand...
Babies are like the veal of people!
People always ask me if I like children but I tell them I can never finish a whole one.
I say it depends on how they are cooked.
And the kind of BBQ sauce/rub that's used.
Let's never meat.
The power of Neurospora crassa compels you.....................................
Mold is the perfect analogy for religion.
Moldy wafers, holy water containing fecal matter, etc.
Catholicism really is toxic.
And that's not to mention their dogma and doctrines! 🤢🤮
Can't stomach any of it.
You're not supposed to eat the 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬, silly!
Maybe Jesus was moldy. Did you ever think of that???
What's the definition of insanity already ?