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oraxx's avatar

It's an age-old story. Once people become convinced they're operating under divine sanction, they have no trouble rationalizing an excuse for almost anything. Locke isn't the problem. His enablers in the pews who fund him and are too lazy to think for themselves are the problems. As long as a significant number of people continue to view faith as a virtue, the human race is going to be fighting an uphill battle.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

If people in general could learn to think for themselves, to evaluate statements against evidence and hard data, shysters like Locke – indeed just about all proselytizing preachers – would be out of a job.

oraxx's avatar

Possible, but before that can happen we are going to have to stop discouraging people to think critically on matters of religion.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

And THAT is a very big damned ask.

Stephen Brady's avatar

He is a tRumpian figure who like The Orange Ogre is always looking for a way to spin things to his own greater glorification… you know ‘the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding…” malignant narcissism explains a lot of these christianist cults and their psychopathic leaders.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Gullible fools are the bane of humankind, and a threat to the planet.

oraxx's avatar

"Against stupidity, the very gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

Boreal's avatar

He ended that sermon by calling on everyone to praise God because God “still protects his children.”

If god protects his children then why did he allow gunshots to be fired in the first place?

Joe King's avatar

Something, something, mysterious ways.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Something-something I WANT ATTENTION!

oraxx's avatar

When did God ever intervene to prevent the rape of a child by a member of the clergy?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Tell that to the victims of school shootings Liar Locke.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Because God works in mysterious ways . Why do I have to explain everything?

Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Good luck with trying to use logic with these imbeciles.

Joe King's avatar

𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑖𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑒.

Greggy-poo, you do 𝗻𝗼𝘁 own your family. Since the incident involved your son, it had nothing to do with you. The malignant narcissism on display here to twist this into a persecution narrative is abhorrent. Any rational person would want to take steps to protect their child and find and prosecute the perpetrator. But you? You want to claim it as an attack on you, personally, so you can gain status and money from the indoctrinated rubes.

"Won't somebody think of the children?" Indeed. Why don't 𝘆𝗼𝘂 think of your child.

Erp's avatar

Step son not son. He and his first wife divorced in May 2018 and he married his administrative assistant in August 2018.

Joe King's avatar

That makes it worse. He thinks he 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 a son.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Notice Locke thought nothing of using that son as a human shield against blowback for his lies.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Why? Because Locke is far more interested in putting a snow job on his congregation. 😝

Stephen Brady's avatar

It increases the return from the grift.

Die Anyway's avatar

"...putting a snow job on his congregation" and getting a blow job from them.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Does that amount to being a snow-blower? 😂

Die Anyway's avatar

Hmmm….a Fargo blow job doesn't have a happy ending. 😵

Troublesh00ter's avatar

OUCH!!! 😖😖😖

RegularJoe's avatar

Lying liar lies? 🤔

Troublesh00ter's avatar

On days that end in "Ys!" [gee, that kinda rhymes!]

Bensnewlogin's avatar

It’s deLIEcious!

Kay-El's avatar

How will he he spin it when his pants catch on fire? 🤔

NOGODZ20's avatar
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God still protects his children, Lockejaw? Tell that to any child who has ever been molested/raped by clergy.

You know: God's agents on Earth.

Joe King's avatar

God is the cold unfeeling silence that answers every child who was raped by a clergyman.

Donrox's avatar

Or abused by a nun.

foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

When I hear the phrase, "God never gives someone more than they can handle", I always respond in the context of the Children's Crusades.

I suspect most of them have no idea what I even mean...

John Smith's avatar

I doubt most Christians have even heard of the children crusade!

foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

John,

I fear that you're right.

I also fear what will happen to The Sermon On the Mount once a MAGA actually reads it for the first time...

foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

I'd love to be surprised, but I when I saw messages of congratulations on digital announcement boards outside some (white) churches after Trump's 2nd win ...congratulating MAGA...I knew that none of those fools would ever experience rapture.

(Well, obviously no one will.)

Thanks, Joe. I just hope that's the most depressing thing I see today, but that seems statistically unlikely.

Matilda's avatar

I suggest if you ran that phrase past many who claim to be steeped in their bibles, they'd say it was a biblical command - just like, 'God always takes the good ones early,' or when a child dies 'God needed another angel' - or the 7 deadly sins, As a crafter, I cringe and want to overturn the tables at craft fairs of crafters who sell cutsie Robin items and the phrase 'Robins appear when loved ones are near.' (i.e. deceased loved ones.) Yuck!

foofaraw & Chiquita(ARF!)'s avatar

I fear you're right, Matilda.

After all, all they need do to explain their most inexplicable HATE toward every "other" is to invoke the concept of "righteous anger", which essentially equates to "hate in the name (and authority) of Jesus".

NOGODZ20's avatar

Must've been a real blow to Locke's ego that Tyler Poole had no idea who Locke even was. Ouch.

Daniel Rotter's avatar

Talk about ignorance being bliss.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

The hell of it is, Locke is so invested in his lies that he has to stick with them, or else lose face with his congregation. I mean, maybe they are swallowing EVERYTHING he says, but there are liable to be a few smarts out there, and if they knew the real story, things could go sideways in a hurry.

Joan the Dork's avatar

I'm sure he's got his Public Apology to the Ceiling ready to go, just in case.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Can we hope he doesn't go from the Jimmy Swaggart School of Apology? That one just about made me sick back when!

Maltnothops's avatar

“We’ve forgiven the young man and plan on visiting him in jail very soon.”

Greg, stop persecuting the man!

Troublesh00ter's avatar

The real question becomes: does Poole REALLY want to see Locke? I would LOVE to hear the answer to that one!

Maltnothops's avatar

Having never been in lockup, I can only surmise. If it were me, I might welcome almost any break in the tedium. Almost.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Let's get the obvious out in boldface: 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗟𝗜𝗘. Even without all the crap that Locke spouted about the shooting, he still lies, particularly about his beliefs. That's to be expected, since the bible has a paucity of truth tied to it in the first place.

But when he lies about the shooting, about Poole, and about the supposed persecution it represents, Locke is totally lying through his teeth, and getting him to admit that is pulling teeth. Frankly, this brand of mendacity has become predictable and tiresome for its consistency.

But that Locke insists on it, even in the face of the truth, makes it particularly egregious.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Look, man, Jesus said that his true followers would face persecution.

Now, you can either do what Jesus reportedly did and challenge Empires, challenge the injustices of oppressive systems and laws, challenge interpretations of faith that hurt people, isolate them, and wound them and end up hanging on the Empire's cross...

Or you can be a real fucking asshole, be the oppressive dick who hurts people, be part of the religious system that isolates, wounds, and ostracizes innocent people, perpetuate injustices, enrich yourself, wallow and praise Caesar and his legions, and lie and pretend that you're being persecuted because people are tired of your shit, call out your lies, and demand equality, and you get to live a long life with money.

We know which one most American pastors and priests pick.

Boreal's avatar

A christian grifter shamelessly lying, how novel.

larry parker's avatar

The list could fill several novels.

Joan the Dork's avatar

And the series would turn out just as dull as the Bible's lists of "begats."

larry parker's avatar

The begats section needs a few illustrations.

Len's avatar

How to’s.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

A Kama Sutra type section. Christ Sutra perhaps.

Len's avatar

Maybe worth a read at last.

Joe King's avatar

A liar for Jesus lying? Must be a day ending in y.

NOGODZ20's avatar

And it just comes so easily to them. Guess that's de rigueur when one is part of a system based on lies.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Maybe it is and maybe it isn’t..

Brian's avatar

Frankly, I'm slightly surprised it didn't turn out that Locke paid to have his house shot up.

NOGODZ20's avatar

...that we know about.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

That passed through my mind too.

Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Once attendance starts to decline ... nothing is off limits.

wreck's avatar

"Locke, as usual, capitalized on a lie. He knew was a lie. Yet he repeated it. He amplified it."

Right out of the JD Couchfucker playbook.

OwossoHarpist's avatar

And ever creationist playbook out there.

wreck's avatar

"He hates owls."

Only the gay ones.

Daniel Rotter's avatar

Figures. The standard "hoo-hooing" noise they make is actually "owlspeak" for "Jesus sucks and Satan is cool!"/s

NOGODZ20's avatar

Owls are highly effective and specialized predators. Seems he and they are birds of a feather.

Joe King's avatar

So he hates competition?

NOGODZ20's avatar

All xtians do.

John Smith's avatar

I pity any owl caught dead in the presence of any Christian, especially Locke!

larry parker's avatar

"He hates owls." - And Barbie houses.

Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Doesn't give a hoot.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Bearing false witness again, Greggy? Naughty naughty.

Eric's avatar

This really highlights the tribalism associated with religious thinking. His congregants bought his hair-brained story because the simplistic thinking they use is what allows them to believe in religion in the first place. The embody the us-versus-them mentality; just dim-witted tribalists.