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oraxx's avatar

Creationism is willful ignorance on stilts. It is the attempt to make myth from the infancy of civilization triumph over science and objective evidence. The people who wrote the book of Genesis did not know where the sun went at night, and knew absolutely nothing about how the earth or the universe works, let alone how old they are. It disgusts me that people turn their back on reason, and cling to a mythology without a shred of evidence to support it. And people wonder why the world is the mess it is.

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Psittacus Ebrius's avatar

Bertrand Russell summed this up with his quote. "Many people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so."

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Kay-El's avatar

Can we move those types along a little faster?

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Straw's avatar

Now you (almost) made me spit out my saturday glass of red wine.

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Kay-El's avatar

Apologies! 😁

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XJC's avatar

It's unclear who said, "You can't fix stupid."

Here's what AI, who is smarter than 64% of murica, says about that:

"The phrase implies that some people are inherently unwise and not open to change or reason."

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It is isn't even "intelligent design" like the myth-pushers claim! Fundamental religion holds people back with it's primitive ignorance.

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Matri's avatar

That is the HEIGHT of their “intelligence”.

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Bill Wilson's avatar

For FOX $100 million payday ignorance is bliss. https://youtu.be/VJ--0kI-LTE?si=QfKSa7_medpWzpp4

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

jumbo shrimp

deafening silence

military intelligence

original copy

business ethics

old news

random order

exact estimate

pretty ugly

creation science

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dammit barry's avatar

3 minutes and counting for newesrt

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“Can you imagine if God came to you and said, ‘I am going to have a flood and everyone’s going to die except for you because you’re so faithful, so I need you to build an ark and it’s gonna be that big?’”

I’d tell him I don’t want to play any part in global genocide.

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oraxx's avatar

It doesn't take a lot of study to come to the conclusion that humanism produces a far higher standard of morality than does Christianity.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Hey, FOX...

If you're a news outlet, where were the questions about the water damage to Ham's boat and Ham's lawsuit concerning said damage? Looks like that boat/office building/gift shop isn't the only thing that's shoddy.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

The catch, as you well know, is that Fox is NOT a news outlet. They are essentially the agitprop arm of the Republican / Trumpian party, whose only purpose is to bamboozle the gullible into believing their tripe and voting against their interests.

Fox is news like I'm a concert violinist.

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oraxx's avatar

The people who leave Faux Noise never move up in the news world, only down.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Or they move into Trump's Crime Syndicate (Hegseth, Gabbard, etc.).

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

Like Dumb Idiot Ham has done by making his "partially" owned plane make frequent stops in Florida where Stupid Idiot's rat infested resort is located.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Make room for Jake Tapper

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Hey, Jake…

Where’s your concern over Trump’s mental state and the GOP trying to cover up his failing faculties? Why are you so hot and bothered by a man who hasn’t been in office since January?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I suspect he was paid handsomely for that Judas act.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

He is actually a bully in love and can't choose which side to show his crush.

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Joe King's avatar

Isn't that the same thing?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

It is. Notice how easily the two mesh? Vultures of a feather.

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dammit barry's avatar

4 minutes t newest

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

World-class attraction ?

Let's verify this claim.

Louvre Museum 2024 attendance 8.7 millions

ark disaster 743572 tickets sold.

Thanks Hemant for the spreadsheet 👍

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Joe King's avatar

The Louvre is an art museum. Ham thinks he should be like the Natural History Museum at the Smithsonian. Attendance there: 4.8 million annually.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

The movie Kaamelott :

1 015 247 tickets sold during the first week, in July 2021

Ham peut aller se faire cuire un oeuf.

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larry parker's avatar

The Iowa State Fair gets over a million visitors and it only runs for 10 days.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

How many of those are cows?

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larry parker's avatar

Cows get in for free. Unlike Ham, we don't count them as visitors.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Hey, that's pretty low. :)

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

I cudn't resist.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Udderly understandable.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Je ne vais pas participer, j'ai trop chaud et ça ne veau pas l'effort.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

If Ham imagined he'd be Disney or Dolly Parton, he's even more deluded than I thought.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

And, as a coup de grâce : the Fête de la musique, one day a year, about 10 millions attendants.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

From Google:

The Cleveland Museum of Art typically sees yearly attendance figures ranging from 769,435 to 864,754 visitors.

SUCK IT, Ham!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Even worse news for Ham? The Pacific Science Center here in Seattle gets over 1 million visitors ever year.

Deep throat THAT one, Hammy!

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Donrox's avatar

Additional plus: The Cleveland Museum of Art is free of charge.

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susan conner's avatar

So weird what people create under the guise of truth and religion. Since I never watch faux, I had no knowledge of this place. It's all so completely bogus. Even now no one has ever been able to explain to me how Noah, not being a ship builder, constructed such an enormous vessel that housed both humans and pairs of all animals on earth and fed them all and kept them well for 40 days & 40 nights and rode the floodwaters and survived. So this place as advertised by faux is keeping the fable going. All for money, of course. 🤑🤑

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Bob Riggins's avatar

Slight correction:

It rained for 40 days.

The ark floated for over a YEAR.

While all that water was going where? Soaking into some very dry ground? Evaporating?

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Crowscage's avatar

There are two questions I like asking morons of this caliber. One is do they know what termites eat and of so do they have any idea how quickly said termites could send a badly build half rotten box to the bottom? And second do they have any idea how much shit even a small animal produces each day. If anyone tried that nonsense they would be shoveling shit every moment of every day right up until they died of methane poisoning in less than a week.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Big plug at the bottom.

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Bob Riggins's avatar

Duhh, I should have thought of that!

Well, that's all the scientific proof I need. No more doubtin' the Bible.

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Joe King's avatar

The good news: The genocide and incest park is still far short of the original attendance goals.

The bad news: The genocide and incest park is still in business, subsidized by taxpayers.

The predictable news: The NSGOP propaganda channel is providing them with free advertising.

(𝑃𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝐴𝑟𝑘 𝐸𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐹𝑂𝑋 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘.) Hemant, while being the Friendly Atheist, shows that he can also be the Snarky Atheist.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

FOX News. Not a news network. Never has been one. It's the propaganda arm of the right. The one that lies on-air and had to settle a defamation lawsuit that cost them $787.5 million dollars.

So naturally they're a perfect fit Ken Sham and his scam.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Waiting anxiously for the Smartmatic case to take another $2 Billion away from FAUX News.

How is it that Murdoch’s Lie Machine can spew out propaganda 💯 % of the time, calling it “news,” except when they are being sued…then it’s entertainment?

The autopsy of this fascist coup will provide ample evidence that this national TV opportunity to lie freely to the people of the world, 24x7x365, was a major contributor in our failure to protect democracy.

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Whitney's avatar

This is, in my mind, a great example of a massive problem modern US Christians seem to have: they're only willing to watch 'news' that agrees with their worldview and narrative and completely unwilling to care about any news that doesn't fit that description.

Sure, I recognize that is, to some degree, part of the human condition and most everyone wants to hear news that doesn't challenge dearly-held beliefs. The real issue here is that Christians will accept this sort of segment as informational and trustworthy simply because they like it, rather than critically considering the matter and coming to a worthwhile conclusion. It's never a good idea to only listen to what you 'want' to hear, because too often, you'll miss out on what you 'need' to hear; the best medicines don't usually taste good, after all. Truth is no longer relevant to people who surround themselves with a bubble of only comfortable things they like. When truth isn't relevant to someone, there is no reasoning with them or changing their minds just because they don't recognize reality anymore.

Ark Encounter paying for ads on Fox hardly comes as a surprise, they know who their people are and who they might be able to convince to make the trip. Fox trying to hide the fact they took money to pander to extreme right-wing bubble dwellers isn't a shock, either. The important bit here is remembering that this means we still have folks who are refusing to accept reality, and we need to find ways of bursting that comfort bubble if we want better laws and government for everyone.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Good luck. They got their murder bill, so we probably won't even be able to vote them out.

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Matri's avatar

It’s Pox News.

They were NEVER about news. Only Alternative Facts.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Fox propaganda channel. They were created by Roger Ailes for that purpose.

https://theweek.com/articles/880107/why-fox-news-created

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

As though that isn't bad enough, NBC Nightly News did the same damned thing a couple years back. Their closing segment was all about the Ark Park, with NOT ONE CRITICAL WORD about the complete lack of historical verity of the Genesis story. I actually made a point of that on their feedback page, calling them on what amounted to an advertisement for Ken Ham's BS.

Fox News doesn't surprise me with this. NBC News both surprised and disappointed me.

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Joe King's avatar

I am less surprised by NBC in this case. The last segment of the Nightly News is usually some sort of puff piece, so one about the Magic Zoo Boat as a tourist attraction doesn't strike me as completely out of the norm. The lack of criticism is yet another example of Christian Fucking Privilege.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Ask the Flat-Earthers how Noah and company didn't fall off the edge of the earth.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Because the drain is in the middle, 𝘥𝘶𝘩!

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dammit barry's avatar

NO wind for a year. So they flo9ated for a year in a sea of methane offgassd from the manure they threw overboard

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NOGODZ20's avatar

No engine, no sail. Not even a ruddy rudder.

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dammit barry's avatar

Not from Rudy's ruddy rudder works?

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Bob Riggins's avatar

Don't need no rudder without a power source.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Little-known fact:’ the Ark used solar panels. 😉

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V Warren - nee Bicunas's avatar

ROFL. You know that thought had never occurred to me before!!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

OT 2

Kinda quiet 'round these parts this morning. Totally expected. Think I'll go see a movie about dinos and the dumb humans who never seem to learn.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

So... you're watching C-SPAN, then?

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larry parker's avatar

"Sorry I'm late, I was in gridlock. Then I left Congress." - Brian Griffin

(Yours is actually funny : )

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NOGODZ20's avatar

When it comes to Republicans, I root for the dinos. The carnivorous ones.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Just saw that one. The special effects are stellar, with the additional subplot of the dino blood possibly curing heart disease. On one side is a big pharma exec who stands to make trillions. On the other is a dinosaur expert who believes the medicine should be made affordably available to the world -- to everyone -- instead of further enriching pharma billionaires. Quite fascinating.

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Maltnothops's avatar

Well dang it. We were going to host a small 7/4 dinner for our adult children and their significant others and everyone cancelled (for good reasons including Covid). Now I’m stuck with 3 racks of BBQ ribs.

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larry parker's avatar

Never fear, I'll be right thear.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You can invoke Aria's ghost.

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dammit barry's avatar

Sari's beagle, Buster, was partial to burgers. Plus nobody wanted to deal wiith the cleanup from ribs.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

My BH was partial to any animal flesh (meat, fish, shells, even crab).

How much weight a rack of BBQ ribs ?

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Maltnothops's avatar

About 2 pounds

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dammit barry's avatar

~1 kilo.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

And meat/bone ratio is around 1/3 meat, 2/3 bones ?

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Maltnothops's avatar

I’d guess 2/3 meat.

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V Warren - nee Bicunas's avatar

Where????

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dammit barry's avatar

Ribs is good. Walking through the car wash to remove the sauce is not so cool.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Oh, a light snack.

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

Hey, kids, guess what I discovered today.

Q: 2 + 2 = ?    A: 67.9

Q: Sun rises in the ____?    A: north

Q: H₂O is what liquid?    A: sulfuric acid

Do you suppose I too can qualify for "Answers in Genesis"?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

No, because you knew 1) was maths, 2) was geography and 3) was chemistry.

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Sinanju06's avatar

Might as well spend money on going to Disneyland/world or Universal Studios instead of the Ark Encounter since all of these theme parks are based on fictional stories. At least Disney and Universal have better stories, though.

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dammit barry's avatar

Far less hatred,

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Sinanju06's avatar

I only hatred I see at Disney and Universal is fan reactions against the Star Wars sequels, Disney remakes, and endless sequels for the Jurassic World and Fast & Furious franchises.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

OT : Zorgichou is still alive.

"OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! There are explosions going off all over the place! I am afraid to go outside. WTF is happening? The end is nigh I tell you!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!"

This was from yesterday (my time). I missed it.

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larry parker's avatar

Have you heard from him since? He may not have made it out. ; )

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Is he hearing both Huey helicopters and "Ride of the Valkyries?"

youtu.be/VE03Lqm3nbI

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RegularJoe's avatar

That smell........that gasoline smell......

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Die Anyway's avatar

"Ooooh that smell! The smell of death surrounds you." - LySky

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Smells like...victory.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

"July 4"

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dammit barry's avatar

Measles cases surge to record high since disease was declared eliminated in the US

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/05/health/measles-cases-us-record-since-elimination?iid=cnn_buildContentRecirc_end_recirc

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Whitney's avatar

I remember watching an interview with a doctor who described measles as 'exquisitely contagious' and well, the numbers here certainly confirm that. The worst part of this outbreak is very simply that we aren't hearing about it on the news every evening, which means some folks are still thinking it's no big deal. An outbreak like this can get far more out of control than it already has, and when it does - because RFK isn't doing what needs to happen to stop it - it's going to cost us dearly.

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Bob Riggins's avatar

Why isn't it a raging brushfire of disease?

It's because most of us HAVE been vaccinated.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

OT

*smh*

MAGA Congressional Candidate Calls Texas Floods 'Fake': It's 'Murder'

yahoo.com/news/maga-congressional-candidate-calls-texas-215509077.html

This Georgia peach is the pits.

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Die Anyway's avatar

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" - Hanlon

Although, with some people it's difficult to differentiate.

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Ian D's avatar

Theory of stupidity "We have more to fear from stupid people than evil ones because stupidity can be manipulated and used by evil"

Rev Dietrich Bonhoneffer.

Someone who knew all about evil and its impact on individuals, groups and nations.

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dammit barry's avatar

Never fear. MTG is going to mae weather modifictio9n a FELONY. Then sjhe wioll go after those democrats that did this. craziness don't run in that party, it GALLOPS!!!

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John Smith's avatar

Right wing wacko crazy is the Republican Party.

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Boreal's avatar

That peach is filled with magats.

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Daniel Rotter's avatar

Alexandra Jones isn't any better than Alex Jones.

If she actually does make it to Congress, she's a "censure" motion waiting to happen.

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Ian D's avatar

Alex Jones? Saw him once spewing his hate and stupidity.

Needed a shower afterwards.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

I hope her campaign is eviscerated for this.

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