Evangelist: Be Loyal to God, Reject Election Results
Beware of relationships that hinge on the denial of reality.
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Instead of encouraging Oklahomans to wear masks and not attend large gatherings, Gov. Kevin Stitt is calling for "prayer and fasting” to deal with the spread of COVID. How are a bunch of people who are too selfish to wear some cloth over their faces going to starve themselves for imaginary results?
Conservatives like Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne think *every* Democrat is a Communist. (In reality, most of them are Republican-lite.) There's no need for liberal candidates to play it safe when they're always going to be caricatured like this. Might as well have something useful to show for it.
Table flippin’ Pastor George Pearsons compared a Vermont public school health advisory to — you guessed it — Nazism.
Peacock’s Mehdi Hasan is spot-on here. Republicans trash the faith of non-conservative Christians and non-Christians all the time. But when we question how their faith influences public policy — a VALID POINT — they cry bigotry.
Just as we’re watching the leaves fall from the trees, we’re watching grown men wither and fall away from reality rather than accept the election results. According to evangelist Mario Murillo, “‘Joe Biden is the President’ is the conspiracy theory.” Murillo can’t make sense of how Biden would have won the election when so many prophecies foretold Trump winning… therefore Biden’s win is an illusion and you’ll be taking a one-way trip to Hell if you go along with it. (*Cue three other men with furrowed brows nodding in agreement.*)
That’s all we’ve got for you tonight— now let Kenneth Copeland sing you a lullaby:
