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oraxx's avatar

These right wing preachers never pass up an opportunity to demonstrate the disconnect between religion and morality. Jesus, if he existed, was totally 'woke', and yet somehow these fools keep trying to shoehorn their religiosity into a construct made of Republican talking points. Woke, is an ill-defined term, but as near as I can tell being woke is anytime a person exhibits signs of human decency.

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Jane in NC's avatar

If Jesus was around today, he'd probably be on tour with Bernie and AOC.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

He'd have already been shipped off to El Salvador, what with the not speaking English and the being too brown for President Bumblefuck's liking.

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

Jesus has a totally undeserved good rep.

I’ve long been astonished that Christians can claim with a straight face that, yes, the Yahweh of the Old Testament was a petty, vengeful, murderous jerk, but that everything was set right by Jesus (according to the fanfic of his most devoted followers, known as the New Testament). But that’s got it exactly backwards.

Sure, if you did something that pïssed off the easily irritated Yahweh, he’d smite you where you stood, plus your family and half the innocent bystanders in the surrounding county as collateral damage. But that was it. Dead. Done. Finito. Period. Game Over. Sayonara. Hasta la vista. It wasn’t until Jesus came along that they invented the concept of “No no no, my friend, we’re gonna fry your sorry äss FOREVER! And not just for the actions you actually performed but for some of those naughty little THOTS you’ve been having!”

Think about it. Which of these 2 arrogant, flaming sadists was actually worse?

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Jane in NC's avatar

Again, satire.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Their actions speak so loudly, I can't hear what they're saying! 🤔

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dammitbarry's avatar

Actually, jesus is just another cosmic terrorist promising eternal pain if you do not do as it demands.

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Jane in NC's avatar

It was satire.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Wow. Usually it takes an arrest for kid touching to bring one of these assholes down.

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ericc's avatar

Both this and that are judged the same: you get thrown out when your antics cost the organization reputation, income and influence. I'm guessing that if he had sock puppeted to trash liberal politicians instead of conservative preachers in his organization, we would never have even heard of it because the church folks who found out about it wouldn't have said anything. Heck, we don't know that he *didn't* do this - maybe the list /= all of his sock puppets, just the ones they object to.

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RegularJoe's avatar

And even then they're far too often given a pass once they claim some invisible magical critter has forgiven them.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

He got a suspension, but he wasn't expelled.

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Joe King's avatar

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ-𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑗𝑜𝑏𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒.

Well, mysogynistic racist authoritarian douchbags like Buice offload 𝗮𝗹𝗹 the childcare onto the poor overworked woman who had the misfortune of marrying him.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Plus, he was a pastor. It's not as if he had a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 job to get in the way of his hobby.

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Donrox's avatar

This retired Mainline pastor shamefully agrees.

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BL Foster's avatar

I hope she leaves and doesn’t look back! So much deception.

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Joe King's avatar

Unfortunately, she is very unlikely to leave. Indoctrination is one hell of a drug.

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BL Foster's avatar

I know. Been there, done that, and I did leave. It’s a challenge.

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

This guy who rails against social justice is likely a white supremacist, just like the other guy with an unrealistically built boat in Kentucky.

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Joe King's avatar

He did claim that the SBC had become too liberal by claiming that "critical race theory" had infiltrated evangelical churches. I mean, when the SBC makes a half-assed apology for being over the top racist in the past on MLK day, that's CRT, right?

Dude's a racist POS, full stop.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I suspect that, in the final analysis, a WHOLE LOT of preachers like Buice turn out to be White Supremacists, never mind Christian Nationalists. All that's missing is the extended right arm salute.

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BL Foster's avatar

It’s scary how many are - and don’t even try to hide their real identity (said she from inside the ranks).

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Woof! Stay SAFE ... PLEASE!

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BL Foster's avatar

Thank you! It’s all good - now anyway. It was 25 years ago.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

The Venn Diagram of the two is a circle.

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larry parker's avatar

Office building with a boat-like facade.

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Jane in NC's avatar

Wait! Are you suggesting the Ark Encounter ain't real?

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Joe King's avatar

They did once make an insurance claim for flood damage.

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Jane in NC's avatar

😂😂😂 Priceless!!!

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Jane in NC's avatar

Oh day-um!!! Karma has a wicked sense of humor!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

An oldie but goodie. The irony is quite delicious.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

That I already knew about this doesn't change the fact that it is HIGH-LARIOUS ... and Ken Ham should have the product of the ark's hen all over his face.

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Donrox's avatar

Chicken shit?

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Richard S. Russell's avatar

I'm trying real hard to imagine what a REALISTICALLY built ark would look like. Maybe like the Saudi royal family's jumbo jet that Disaster Pumpkin just emolumated?

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OwossoHarpist's avatar

Or a modern day oil tanker?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You can't really understand how big they are until you went through a (waterway* ?) built for them.

* Poses or Tancarville.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

FAFO, eh, Buice? Ain't that nice that they put you on ice? I just wonder if that'll suffice or if you have the cojones to pay the price.

And I hope I don't have to say this twice.

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John Lake's avatar

Remember, he rhymes with LICE!

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Which is why I didn't use that. I already had a good slice!

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Thrice?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Tight like a vice!

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Bob Oz's avatar

NICE.

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Die Anyway's avatar

So Buice and Juice don't rhyme? English is so weird.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

True ... but I got inspired by Hemant's notation that Buice's name rhymes with "ice," and I ran with it!

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BL Foster's avatar

Clever!!

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Thanks. I have my moments! 😁

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Your god hates deceit, liars and lying, Pastor Lice. Who says? Your own bible. Might want to sit down and actually read the book you like to push on others, even if it means tearing yourself away from Mein Kampf.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

And yet he lied to his own creation, telling Adam and Eve that they would die if they ate from the tree of knowledge.

Yahweh has zero credibility. 😝

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Authoritarianism is all about believing that among other things you are the only one blessed with right opinion. These churches are composed of an authoritarian-in-chief, various sub-authoritarians, and the paying customers. They have no interest in 'the common good' and recently have become successful enough to almost have obliterated it. And, they perform these acts in the name of a savior who many of them think is too woke.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Authoritarianism is also about thinking that you have the right to superimpose your right opinion on everyone else, regardless of whether they agree with you or can posit arguments against your position.

Welcome to dictatorship.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

They, aided by the politically apathetic have delivered us into tRumplandia.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Pre-CISE-ly. And for "politically apathetic," read: "damned near any governmental official with an (R) next to his name."

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Jane in NC's avatar

Lemme get this straight,: the church 'leadership' didn't care when he was shit talking and shit posting about everybody else, but they got big mad when they found out he was doing the same to them. Is that about right? Kinda raises the question 'Who would Jesus shit post about', eh? And also, 'Would their Jesus recognize ANY of these people as his own?'

What happened to 'turn the other cheek'? "Do good to those who hurt you"? 'Love your neighbor as yourself'? And let's not get started on 'help the poor', 'care for the sick', 'welcome the immigrant.' Theobros is absolutely the right term for these thin-skinned, colossal hypocrites.

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dammitbarry's avatar

GOOD NEWS is my a/c now works, no new unit needed.

BAD NEWS is possible MID 90's on Thursday.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

GOOD NEWS: Hot damn!

BAD NEWS: Damn hot!

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Or maybe he just wasn't invited on the tacky gold-plated palace plane.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Given the state of air travel these days, it would be ironic to see Air Gold One go down with Trump and his entire cabinet.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Considering that it's a 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵-merger Boeing, which also lacks any of the special defensive modifications made to the VC-25A or the upcoming VC-25B... hey, if he 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wants to take the risk just so he can shit in a gold-plated toilet again, maybe we 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 let him?

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Guerillasurgeon's avatar

I wonder if Shapiro would have been quite so angry if the plane came from Netanyahu?

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Joan the Dork's avatar

OT- Big Brother is coming for your smut folder: https://www.wonkette.com/p/mike-lee-wants-to-make-porn-a-federal

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘰𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘹 would be considered obscene by this clown.

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RegularJoe's avatar

𝘑𝘰𝘺 is obscene to that shitstain.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Joy in 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 except wanton cruelty is obscene to these guys.

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dammitbarry's avatar

God masturbates watching kids get raped. EVERY godly load is aa new galaxy. But as always we are held to a higher standard than their sleaze ball god. 8^)

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

With this definition of obscenity, erotica and smut can be targeted too.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Not to mention anything and everything queer, regardless of actual sexual content, because just 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 about us gives these clowns a stiffie.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

That's the point.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Isn’t “The Passion of the Christ” torture porn?

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Joan the Dork's avatar

It certainly was for Mad Mel.

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dammitbarry's avatar

HOLEY BDSM, BATMAN!

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

"Under the veil" describe a Gilead type society that has completely closed their borders. The majority of the population is poorer than North Koreans.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

youtu.be/7jARdWfJulo

Make porn illegal? They'll have a fight on their hands with the bible belt, the largest consumers of porn in the US (including gay porn).

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Joan the Dork's avatar

I mean, I think we've more than amply proven by now that conservatives are perfectly willing to shoot themselves in the dicks to score political points, haven't we?

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dammitbarry's avatar

Of course, gawd LOVES incest. Would this get the bibbler banned?

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

They can have my porn when they pry it from my cold sticky fingers.

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John Smith's avatar

As well as carnal knowledge with barnyard animals. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bible Belt has the highest consumer of human-barnyard animals sex.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

VPN subscriptions would increase. That and US companies would move to other, less anal countries.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Or rather, to other countries with 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 anal!

*𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵*

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

😁

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Boreal's avatar

Someone should take a look at Mike Lee’s browsing history.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

I'd suggest the FBI for that task, but, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭...

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Maltnothops's avatar

The GOP truly is the party of big government.

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dammitbarry's avatar

As posted to fb...\

MORE WACKYSHIT FROM KKKONS. MAYBE HE COULD TEAM UP WITH THE NUTCASE THAT WANTED TO MAKE MASTURBATION A FEDERAL CRIME?

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

“(Partridge now says Buice’s punishments are the result of “cancel culture.”)”

These guys are masterminding entire social media blitzes under numerous anonymous sock puppets to undermine each other all the while blaming “radical leftists” cancelling everyone they like. Like, I constantly see right wingers complaining about cancel culture and it’s always, always pointed at the left, so much that the left even buys the lies about the left being cancel culture. But whenever I see a real example of anyone actually being canceled, it’s a right wing group or individual attacking someone on the left. It’s almost like the right coordinated to create this cancel controversy to remove whatever teeth the left has for criticizing anyone. Pretending the left has this purity test to belong, when it’s always been the right making shit up while also being the purists. Seriously, Buice is leaving the Southern Baptist Convention because they aren’t pure enough for his taste, but it’s the left that’s too snooty for imperfect people.

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ericc's avatar

Lay on the bed you made, pastor. You wanted an independent church not beholden to SBC to select it's leadership or participate in selecting a pastor...you got it.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Partridge must not be aware of the bloody history and practices of his religion. It pioneered cancel culture.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Whenever someone states that the "left" created cancel culture, I respond:

*cue Mr. Rogers impersonation*

Can you say "excommunication?" Can you say "shunning?"

Conservatives created cancel culture.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Christians want us to agree with them when they can't even agree with each other.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Forget each other, the silly hypocrites can't even agree with 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴!

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Tinker's avatar

When you are so far to the right that the SBC looks liberal, it's no wonder you think paying taxes, due process, and treating everyone fairly are only things a left-wing lunatic would support.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

People know who to blame for what's happening to both them and the country. They're seeing Red in more ways than one.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Now if only our electorate had a collective memory that could last at least two whole years (or better, 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳) instead of fucking off into la-la land just in time for the next election cycle.

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Daniel Rotter's avatar

Hopefully, come November 2026, they'll be seeing Blue.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

LOTS of blue nationwide.

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Daniel Rotter's avatar

It's all the consumption of the famous Omaha steaks that made the people of that city see the political light. *smiles*

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Daniel Rotter's avatar

Saw someone on Twitter mention that Stothert (the incumbent who lost) ran heavy on an anti-trans-people-in-bathrooms platform.

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larry parker's avatar

Like Eric could handle two. Someone has an inflated ego.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Both dolls would tell him "Not tonight. I have a headache."

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Even with heads full of air, they've got more going on between the ears than Eric.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

The poor dolls.

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Die Anyway's avatar

At my age, just blowing up 2 dolls and I'm done for the night.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

He really blows.

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