These right wing preachers never pass up an opportunity to demonstrate the disconnect between religion and morality. Jesus, if he existed, was totally 'woke', and yet somehow these fools keep trying to shoehorn their religiosity into a construct made of Republican talking points. Woke, is an ill-defined term, but as near as I can tell being woke is anytime a person exhibits signs of human decency.
I’ve long been astonished that Christians can claim with a straight face that, yes, the Yahweh of the Old Testament was a petty, vengeful, murderous jerk, but that everything was set right by Jesus (according to the fanfic of his most devoted followers, known as the New Testament). But that’s got it exactly backwards.
Sure, if you did something that pïssed off the easily irritated Yahweh, he’d smite you where you stood, plus your family and half the innocent bystanders in the surrounding county as collateral damage. But that was it. Dead. Done. Finito. Period. Game Over. Sayonara. Hasta la vista. It wasn’t until Jesus came along that they invented the concept of “No no no, my friend, we’re gonna fry your sorry äss FOREVER! And not just for the actions you actually performed but for some of those naughty little THOTS you’ve been having!”
Think about it. Which of these 2 arrogant, flaming sadists was actually worse?
Both this and that are judged the same: you get thrown out when your antics cost the organization reputation, income and influence. I'm guessing that if he had sock puppeted to trash liberal politicians instead of conservative preachers in his organization, we would never have even heard of it because the church folks who found out about it wouldn't have said anything. Heck, we don't know that he *didn't* do this - maybe the list /= all of his sock puppets, just the ones they object to.
Well, mysogynistic racist authoritarian douchbags like Buice offload 𝗮𝗹𝗹 the childcare onto the poor overworked woman who had the misfortune of marrying him.
He did claim that the SBC had become too liberal by claiming that "critical race theory" had infiltrated evangelical churches. I mean, when the SBC makes a half-assed apology for being over the top racist in the past on MLK day, that's CRT, right?
I suspect that, in the final analysis, a WHOLE LOT of preachers like Buice turn out to be White Supremacists, never mind Christian Nationalists. All that's missing is the extended right arm salute.
That I already knew about this doesn't change the fact that it is HIGH-LARIOUS ... and Ken Ham should have the product of the ark's hen all over his face.
I'm trying real hard to imagine what a REALISTICALLY built ark would look like. Maybe like the Saudi royal family's jumbo jet that Disaster Pumpkin just emolumated?
Your god hates deceit, liars and lying, Pastor Lice. Who says? Your own bible. Might want to sit down and actually read the book you like to push on others, even if it means tearing yourself away from Mein Kampf.
Authoritarianism is all about believing that among other things you are the only one blessed with right opinion. These churches are composed of an authoritarian-in-chief, various sub-authoritarians, and the paying customers. They have no interest in 'the common good' and recently have become successful enough to almost have obliterated it. And, they perform these acts in the name of a savior who many of them think is too woke.
Authoritarianism is also about thinking that you have the right to superimpose your right opinion on everyone else, regardless of whether they agree with you or can posit arguments against your position.
Lemme get this straight,: the church 'leadership' didn't care when he was shit talking and shit posting about everybody else, but they got big mad when they found out he was doing the same to them. Is that about right? Kinda raises the question 'Who would Jesus shit post about', eh? And also, 'Would their Jesus recognize ANY of these people as his own?'
What happened to 'turn the other cheek'? "Do good to those who hurt you"? 'Love your neighbor as yourself'? And let's not get started on 'help the poor', 'care for the sick', 'welcome the immigrant.' Theobros is absolutely the right term for these thin-skinned, colossal hypocrites.
Considering that it's a 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵-merger Boeing, which also lacks any of the special defensive modifications made to the VC-25A or the upcoming VC-25B... hey, if he 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wants to take the risk just so he can shit in a gold-plated toilet again, maybe we 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 let him?
God masturbates watching kids get raped. EVERY godly load is aa new galaxy. But as always we are held to a higher standard than their sleaze ball god. 8^)
I mean, I think we've more than amply proven by now that conservatives are perfectly willing to shoot themselves in the dicks to score political points, haven't we?
“(Partridge now says Buice’s punishments are the result of “cancel culture.”)”
These guys are masterminding entire social media blitzes under numerous anonymous sock puppets to undermine each other all the while blaming “radical leftists” cancelling everyone they like. Like, I constantly see right wingers complaining about cancel culture and it’s always, always pointed at the left, so much that the left even buys the lies about the left being cancel culture. But whenever I see a real example of anyone actually being canceled, it’s a right wing group or individual attacking someone on the left. It’s almost like the right coordinated to create this cancel controversy to remove whatever teeth the left has for criticizing anyone. Pretending the left has this purity test to belong, when it’s always been the right making shit up while also being the purists. Seriously, Buice is leaving the Southern Baptist Convention because they aren’t pure enough for his taste, but it’s the left that’s too snooty for imperfect people.
Lay on the bed you made, pastor. You wanted an independent church not beholden to SBC to select it's leadership or participate in selecting a pastor...you got it.
When you are so far to the right that the SBC looks liberal, it's no wonder you think paying taxes, due process, and treating everyone fairly are only things a left-wing lunatic would support.
Now if only our electorate had a collective memory that could last at least two whole years (or better, 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳) instead of fucking off into la-la land just in time for the next election cycle.
These right wing preachers never pass up an opportunity to demonstrate the disconnect between religion and morality. Jesus, if he existed, was totally 'woke', and yet somehow these fools keep trying to shoehorn their religiosity into a construct made of Republican talking points. Woke, is an ill-defined term, but as near as I can tell being woke is anytime a person exhibits signs of human decency.
If Jesus was around today, he'd probably be on tour with Bernie and AOC.
He'd have already been shipped off to El Salvador, what with the not speaking English and the being too brown for President Bumblefuck's liking.
Jesus has a totally undeserved good rep.
I’ve long been astonished that Christians can claim with a straight face that, yes, the Yahweh of the Old Testament was a petty, vengeful, murderous jerk, but that everything was set right by Jesus (according to the fanfic of his most devoted followers, known as the New Testament). But that’s got it exactly backwards.
Sure, if you did something that pïssed off the easily irritated Yahweh, he’d smite you where you stood, plus your family and half the innocent bystanders in the surrounding county as collateral damage. But that was it. Dead. Done. Finito. Period. Game Over. Sayonara. Hasta la vista. It wasn’t until Jesus came along that they invented the concept of “No no no, my friend, we’re gonna fry your sorry äss FOREVER! And not just for the actions you actually performed but for some of those naughty little THOTS you’ve been having!”
Think about it. Which of these 2 arrogant, flaming sadists was actually worse?
Again, satire.
Their actions speak so loudly, I can't hear what they're saying! 🤔
Actually, jesus is just another cosmic terrorist promising eternal pain if you do not do as it demands.
It was satire.
Wow. Usually it takes an arrest for kid touching to bring one of these assholes down.
Both this and that are judged the same: you get thrown out when your antics cost the organization reputation, income and influence. I'm guessing that if he had sock puppeted to trash liberal politicians instead of conservative preachers in his organization, we would never have even heard of it because the church folks who found out about it wouldn't have said anything. Heck, we don't know that he *didn't* do this - maybe the list /= all of his sock puppets, just the ones they object to.
And even then they're far too often given a pass once they claim some invisible magical critter has forgiven them.
He got a suspension, but he wasn't expelled.
𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ-𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑗𝑜𝑏𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑆𝑢𝑏𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒.
Well, mysogynistic racist authoritarian douchbags like Buice offload 𝗮𝗹𝗹 the childcare onto the poor overworked woman who had the misfortune of marrying him.
Plus, he was a pastor. It's not as if he had a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 job to get in the way of his hobby.
This retired Mainline pastor shamefully agrees.
I hope she leaves and doesn’t look back! So much deception.
Unfortunately, she is very unlikely to leave. Indoctrination is one hell of a drug.
I know. Been there, done that, and I did leave. It’s a challenge.
This guy who rails against social justice is likely a white supremacist, just like the other guy with an unrealistically built boat in Kentucky.
He did claim that the SBC had become too liberal by claiming that "critical race theory" had infiltrated evangelical churches. I mean, when the SBC makes a half-assed apology for being over the top racist in the past on MLK day, that's CRT, right?
Dude's a racist POS, full stop.
I suspect that, in the final analysis, a WHOLE LOT of preachers like Buice turn out to be White Supremacists, never mind Christian Nationalists. All that's missing is the extended right arm salute.
It’s scary how many are - and don’t even try to hide their real identity (said she from inside the ranks).
Woof! Stay SAFE ... PLEASE!
Thank you! It’s all good - now anyway. It was 25 years ago.
The Venn Diagram of the two is a circle.
Office building with a boat-like facade.
Wait! Are you suggesting the Ark Encounter ain't real?
They did once make an insurance claim for flood damage.
😂😂😂 Priceless!!!
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-noahs-ark-encounter-sues-insurance-company-over-heavy-rain-damage/
Oh day-um!!! Karma has a wicked sense of humor!
An oldie but goodie. The irony is quite delicious.
That I already knew about this doesn't change the fact that it is HIGH-LARIOUS ... and Ken Ham should have the product of the ark's hen all over his face.
Chicken shit?
I'm trying real hard to imagine what a REALISTICALLY built ark would look like. Maybe like the Saudi royal family's jumbo jet that Disaster Pumpkin just emolumated?
Or a modern day oil tanker?
You can't really understand how big they are until you went through a (waterway* ?) built for them.
* Poses or Tancarville.
FAFO, eh, Buice? Ain't that nice that they put you on ice? I just wonder if that'll suffice or if you have the cojones to pay the price.
And I hope I don't have to say this twice.
Remember, he rhymes with LICE!
Which is why I didn't use that. I already had a good slice!
Thrice?
Tight like a vice!
NICE.
So Buice and Juice don't rhyme? English is so weird.
True ... but I got inspired by Hemant's notation that Buice's name rhymes with "ice," and I ran with it!
Clever!!
Thanks. I have my moments! 😁
Your god hates deceit, liars and lying, Pastor Lice. Who says? Your own bible. Might want to sit down and actually read the book you like to push on others, even if it means tearing yourself away from Mein Kampf.
And yet he lied to his own creation, telling Adam and Eve that they would die if they ate from the tree of knowledge.
Yahweh has zero credibility. 😝
Authoritarianism is all about believing that among other things you are the only one blessed with right opinion. These churches are composed of an authoritarian-in-chief, various sub-authoritarians, and the paying customers. They have no interest in 'the common good' and recently have become successful enough to almost have obliterated it. And, they perform these acts in the name of a savior who many of them think is too woke.
Authoritarianism is also about thinking that you have the right to superimpose your right opinion on everyone else, regardless of whether they agree with you or can posit arguments against your position.
Welcome to dictatorship.
They, aided by the politically apathetic have delivered us into tRumplandia.
Pre-CISE-ly. And for "politically apathetic," read: "damned near any governmental official with an (R) next to his name."
Lemme get this straight,: the church 'leadership' didn't care when he was shit talking and shit posting about everybody else, but they got big mad when they found out he was doing the same to them. Is that about right? Kinda raises the question 'Who would Jesus shit post about', eh? And also, 'Would their Jesus recognize ANY of these people as his own?'
What happened to 'turn the other cheek'? "Do good to those who hurt you"? 'Love your neighbor as yourself'? And let's not get started on 'help the poor', 'care for the sick', 'welcome the immigrant.' Theobros is absolutely the right term for these thin-skinned, colossal hypocrites.
GOOD NEWS is my a/c now works, no new unit needed.
BAD NEWS is possible MID 90's on Thursday.
GOOD NEWS: Hot damn!
BAD NEWS: Damn hot!
Did Ben Fucking Shapiro get replaced by a pod person??
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Or maybe he just wasn't invited on the tacky gold-plated palace plane.
Given the state of air travel these days, it would be ironic to see Air Gold One go down with Trump and his entire cabinet.
Considering that it's a 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵-merger Boeing, which also lacks any of the special defensive modifications made to the VC-25A or the upcoming VC-25B... hey, if he 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wants to take the risk just so he can shit in a gold-plated toilet again, maybe we 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 let him?
I wonder if Shapiro would have been quite so angry if the plane came from Netanyahu?
OT- Big Brother is coming for your smut folder: https://www.wonkette.com/p/mike-lee-wants-to-make-porn-a-federal
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘰𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘹 would be considered obscene by this clown.
𝘑𝘰𝘺 is obscene to that shitstain.
Joy in 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 except wanton cruelty is obscene to these guys.
God masturbates watching kids get raped. EVERY godly load is aa new galaxy. But as always we are held to a higher standard than their sleaze ball god. 8^)
With this definition of obscenity, erotica and smut can be targeted too.
Not to mention anything and everything queer, regardless of actual sexual content, because just 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 about us gives these clowns a stiffie.
That's the point.
Isn’t “The Passion of the Christ” torture porn?
It certainly was for Mad Mel.
HOLEY BDSM, BATMAN!
"Under the veil" describe a Gilead type society that has completely closed their borders. The majority of the population is poorer than North Koreans.
youtu.be/7jARdWfJulo
Make porn illegal? They'll have a fight on their hands with the bible belt, the largest consumers of porn in the US (including gay porn).
I mean, I think we've more than amply proven by now that conservatives are perfectly willing to shoot themselves in the dicks to score political points, haven't we?
Of course, gawd LOVES incest. Would this get the bibbler banned?
They can have my porn when they pry it from my cold sticky fingers.
As well as carnal knowledge with barnyard animals. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bible Belt has the highest consumer of human-barnyard animals sex.
VPN subscriptions would increase. That and US companies would move to other, less anal countries.
Or rather, to other countries with 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 anal!
*𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵*
😁
Someone should take a look at Mike Lee’s browsing history.
I'd suggest the FBI for that task, but, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭...
The GOP truly is the party of big government.
As posted to fb...\
MORE WACKYSHIT FROM KKKONS. MAYBE HE COULD TEAM UP WITH THE NUTCASE THAT WANTED TO MAKE MASTURBATION A FEDERAL CRIME?
“(Partridge now says Buice’s punishments are the result of “cancel culture.”)”
These guys are masterminding entire social media blitzes under numerous anonymous sock puppets to undermine each other all the while blaming “radical leftists” cancelling everyone they like. Like, I constantly see right wingers complaining about cancel culture and it’s always, always pointed at the left, so much that the left even buys the lies about the left being cancel culture. But whenever I see a real example of anyone actually being canceled, it’s a right wing group or individual attacking someone on the left. It’s almost like the right coordinated to create this cancel controversy to remove whatever teeth the left has for criticizing anyone. Pretending the left has this purity test to belong, when it’s always been the right making shit up while also being the purists. Seriously, Buice is leaving the Southern Baptist Convention because they aren’t pure enough for his taste, but it’s the left that’s too snooty for imperfect people.
Lay on the bed you made, pastor. You wanted an independent church not beholden to SBC to select it's leadership or participate in selecting a pastor...you got it.
Partridge must not be aware of the bloody history and practices of his religion. It pioneered cancel culture.
Whenever someone states that the "left" created cancel culture, I respond:
*cue Mr. Rogers impersonation*
Can you say "excommunication?" Can you say "shunning?"
Conservatives created cancel culture.
Christians want us to agree with them when they can't even agree with each other.
Forget each other, the silly hypocrites can't even agree with 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴!
When you are so far to the right that the SBC looks liberal, it's no wonder you think paying taxes, due process, and treating everyone fairly are only things a left-wing lunatic would support.
a little bit of good news
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5299111-democrat-ousts-republican-omaha-mayoral-race/
People know who to blame for what's happening to both them and the country. They're seeing Red in more ways than one.
Now if only our electorate had a collective memory that could last at least two whole years (or better, 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳) instead of fucking off into la-la land just in time for the next election cycle.
Hopefully, come November 2026, they'll be seeing Blue.
LOTS of blue nationwide.
It's all the consumption of the famous Omaha steaks that made the people of that city see the political light. *smiles*
Saw someone on Twitter mention that Stothert (the incumbent who lost) ran heavy on an anti-trans-people-in-bathrooms platform.
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Like Eric could handle two. Someone has an inflated ego.
Both dolls would tell him "Not tonight. I have a headache."
Even with heads full of air, they've got more going on between the ears than Eric.
The poor dolls.
At my age, just blowing up 2 dolls and I'm done for the night.
He really blows.