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Tinker's avatar

I have zero doubt that this school would determine a Satanic symbol to be offensive and against the rules.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

They can't now. The FFRF would hand the school their lunch if that school tried to discriminate.

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SeekingReason's avatar

I hope we see Atheist messages and Satanic ones too. The school could have asked that all messages be secular, since they do not want it to appear that they are promoting any particular religion. But they didn’t think to do that up front. 🤔 They know the country we now live in!

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ericc's avatar

I'd only want to see that if it truly meant something to the student.

Creating a design just to poke at another student seems kinda dickish.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

Teenagers! Assholiness is their thing.

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John L's avatar

Which design? They should just say no painting, no graffiti of any type.

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John Smith's avatar

Only after the Christians threaten violence against the other student (the one who put the satanic symbols in their parking space) or against the school in general.

I notice that Christians will resort to insults, harassment and violence if the Christians don’t get their way (I mean Christian privilege, that the Christians get to have/do something that no one else can have/do). Sometimes, the Christians go right to violence to get what the Christians want!

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Whitney's avatar

That really is what they teach on Sundays. If I had a nickel for every time I've heard some preacher talking about things like "armor or righteousness" and "weapon of God" I'd be able to retire.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

Spiritual Warfare!

Weird, my autocorrect spit that out.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Isn't spiritual warfare one of dumbest, most contradictory phrases to ever come down the pike?

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Hannah olufs's avatar

During the brief time I went to a church, the idiot in the sweater vest who wrote Spiritual Warfare came to sell books during church service.

I took a bunch of books home and threw them away. No I didn't pay for them.

It wasn't too long after that I left that church after they attacked me personally during the sermon. They planned it. The acolytes took turns with their prepared remarks. Directly to my face.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Assholes of the purest ray serene, as Stephen King once put it.

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Matri's avatar

*coughs*crusades*coughs*

Sorry, caught a cold last week and the resulting cough is threatening to stay for a whole month.

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John Smith's avatar

Some Christians still think they (Christians) are fighting the crusades!

Hey, Christians! The crusades are over you lost, get over it!

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Matri's avatar

Twice!

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John Smith's avatar

Twice, I thought there were more than four different crusades?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Safe bet. 😝

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ericc's avatar

Well we know at least one administrator doesn't want to allow Satanic symbolism. However after the legal letter and consultation with the school system's own lawyer, they seem to have gotten the message for now, and hopefully the school would not be that foolish.

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Matri's avatar

*insert Tommy Lee Jones “are you serious” newspaper stare*

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Linda Bower's avatar

“If we had to approve your cross, we’d have to approve a Satanic symbol,” adding that students “wouldn’t want to attend a school like that.”

This statement says it all. It’s not about freedom at all. It’s about control.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

“wouldn’t want to attend a school like that.” Has this yutz never heard of, say, punk rock, or goth?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Decorate a parking space with the 7 Fundamental Tenets of TST. Easy breezy, if a lot of work.

Let's see how long it would last before some xtian defaced it. Bet First Liberty wouldn't rush to condemn THAT.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

OK, I'll bite - what is 'TST'?

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

The Satanic Temple has seven fundamental tenets

1 One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

2 The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

3 One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone.

4 The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

5 Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

6 People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

7 Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

My vows with my spouse were the same, just simpler.

Don't be an asshole.

If you are an asshole apologize.

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John Smith's avatar

The Satanic Temple, and organization that promotes equality by pointing out the hypocrisy of Christian privilege!

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

They must work 24/7/365 if pointing out xtian hypocrisy is their mandate.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Thanks!

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Maltnothops's avatar

The Satanic Temple

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I am a little distracted this morning! Thanks!

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

TST is The Satanic Temple.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

The Satanic Temple.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

Thanks - I can't think this morning - I am having the house pressure-cleaned and the noise is driving me nuts.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Sorry to hear. Unless it’s a concert, sustained loud noise gets under my skin as well.

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Richard Edwards's avatar

I'd like to see what the school would do if a student painted their parking space to look like a pride flag.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Or a trans flag.

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John Smith's avatar

See my comment about Christians using violence!

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Chris Titchmarsh's avatar

The basic Pride flag is also a Christian symbol. I think they would have to allow it as a plain rainbow, but would object to anything more. Also unconstitutional.

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Joe King's avatar

𝑆𝑜 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒’𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟: 𝐼𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑤𝑠 𝑎 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝑠𝑦𝑚𝑏𝑜𝑙 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒, 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡’𝑠 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑠𝑜?

Probably not. They would likely call the very existence of such symbols "purposely offensive". They 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 support a Buddhist symbol so they can pretend that they support everyone's religious freedom, but given their track record probably not.

The school administration, however, was obviously trying to police approved religions. They didn't want religious expressions they disapprove of, so they thought that if they stopped all of them, or at least allowed them under certain conditions (wink, wink), they could get away with promoting Christianity. That's why they ultimately approved a Christian design that they felt was subtle enough.

I might try to give First Liberty a call and ask them if they would support a Satanic symbol on the parking space...

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I suspect that, once First Liberty was done choking on their own vomit, they would say absolutely not... of course. Religious liberty to them means religious Christian Liberty, everyone else can go to the back of the bus.

Personally, I'd love to see this challenged by The Satanic Temple, but I'm making no bets on that.

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Joe King's avatar

I just called, spoke to a guy on their media team. He mentioned that they had worked with Muslim, Jewish, and Christian clients, and would not commit to supporting a Satanist. He gave a generic "we support religious liberty" statement, and suggested I go to the website to see what kind of clients they work with.

Duck and dodge, avoid the question. What I expected from them.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

And once again, we have another day that ends in "Y."

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Die Anyway's avatar

Donnerstag?

Jueves?

Juedi?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Yeah, yeah, I know, us English-speaking peeps have this thing about days that end in "Y." So sue me! 😝

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Die Anyway's avatar

Just feeling more and more contrarian lately. Can't imagine why.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Dimanche.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Gesundheit! 😏

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

No hablo proto Inglés.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Joe King, #1 correspondent!

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Talk about territory marking! You don't get any more blatant an example then what's going on in the parking lot of Grand Island Senior High School. Frankly I think it's a neat concept for students to be able to personalize their parking places, but once religion enters the equation, things get complicated in a hurry, as evinced here.

Frankly I'm waiting for someone associated with The Satanic Temple to make a similar request, and see how the faculty at Grand Island respond. Somehow I get the feeling that said student won't get the same treatment as the Christian would.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Or to paint a non controversial quote from a famous Atheist.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑒𝑡...

-- Christopher Hitchens

That was from his debate with William Dembski, and as brilliant as the Hitch was, his closing statement in that discussion still stands as among the best and most inspiring words he ever uttered.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

I was thinking more about Karl Sagan ☺️

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑒, 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑓𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔.

— Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

One among MANY...

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Len Koz's avatar

"Fuck the motherfucking pope" - Tim Minchin

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Matilda's avatar

How about a replica of a Slayer album 'God hates us all.' with 4 crosses on it? I'd go for that design personally. Or that pic you sometimes see of the Ark and its inhabitants watching the many humans of all ages, kids included, drowning around them and 'God is Love.'

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Matilda's avatar

A new favourite, thanks. I go occasionally to a relative's fundy church when I visit, I won't say why for personal reasons, Last time, the preacher did (well, shouted) what he thought was a clever acronym for the kids talk:

S - Shove off God

I - I do things my way

N - Not going to obey your rules.

He then said you don't get to heaven by keeping the rules, but by coming-to-jesus. Guess he couldn't think of another clever acronym for that contradiction.

I passed the time designing a teeshirt in my head with the S-I-N words but prefaced by something like 'Proud to say, this is how I live my life, you're a rubbish deity.' But I'm not clever enough with words tomake it 'zing'.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Would something like that works ?

Sworn off all god(esse)s

I am a free woman

Never felt better

*Spanish sin.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Science-oriented

Independent thinker

NO GODS

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Len Koz's avatar

I thought that was spelled NOGODZ20

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

I believe there are multiple accepted spellings in the Friendly Atheist Dictionary and Recipe Book...

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Matilda's avatar

Wonderful - better with the english language than this native speaker!

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ericc's avatar

Science; showing

Inquisitiveness about

Nature

Or how about:

Self-determined

Independent

Nonjudgmental

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Matilda's avatar

Brill!

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Only one door. Poor planning/constuction. But what can one expect from a 600-year-old vintner with no experience in boat building?

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Len Koz's avatar

He could have just made a giant barrel and drove in the bung after all the animals climbed in.

Though Utnapishtim did build a boat in the older version of the story.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

To be pedant and more precise, he built a coracle.

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Len Koz's avatar

Precision can be important.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Noah and his sons basically built a tub. No engine, no sail and no rudder.

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Len Koz's avatar

Two lost ships

On a stormy sea

One with no sail

And one with no rudder

But ain't it just great

Ain't it just grand

We've got each other?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

♫♪ Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale / A tale of a fateful trip... ♪♫

😁

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

"drove in the bung"

I think that happened after they landed.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

😂

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Len Koz's avatar

Perfect!

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Maltnothops's avatar

I like you and the way you think!

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

It’s “rules for thee and not for me, protection for me and not for thee.” Christians have always lived as though religion is for controlling others’ lives but not theirs, when it should be the opposite.

This student should have been able to paint her original design without issue. And even if the school doesn’t want a satanic symbol, they still have to allow it. Besides, it wasn’t a satanic symbol they were necessarily worried about, but any other religious symbolism, they’re just too spineless to say it out loud. They’ll couch it in the scariest thing they can think of that is acceptable to bash with minimal backlash, and even the other religions would back them up not realizing the other religions are enabling their own oppression.

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Chris Titchmarsh's avatar

I think any court case regarding a Satanic display would hinge on one word. Offensive.

As in, is the definition of offensive being used constitutional?

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ericc's avatar

I'm guessing that if it came to it, the school would simply shut the program down entirely, making the legal point moot in order to avoid having to go to court.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

To which my rebuttal would be, "Offensive to WHOM and WHY? A torture device (one guess on that!) is offensive to others, and yet it is tolerated on a national scale, even on some public property. If those of us who find a cross problematic can nonetheless tolerate it, those who embrace the cross can learn to tolerate symbols they find untoward."

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Len Koz's avatar

Constitutional is a null word in the US of A-holes now.

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Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

As a former art teacher, this seems like it would fall under student work, which have a fewer restrictions regarding what can be presented. Pretty much what was listed in the article, no gang symbols or cursing or offensive images. Generally, the offensive stuff is sexually explicit or violent imagery. It could be directed attacks on groups of people, and it is subjective. I would not censor a student for their religious imagery, unless it was threatening toward an out-group (LGBTQ). But I might encourage them to think more about a piece of art and what they are trying to say, as I consider blatant religious imagery trite and facile. Even satanist stuff. This parking spot stuff wasn’t passed through the art department for suggestions, and only considered by administration (which usually have little to no understanding of the art department goals regarding self expression) and therefore only viewed through a “how can this affect the school” lens and not an expressive aspect. I would have approved it as a parking spot, but as an art piece I would have given it a C-. It’s derivative, it isn’t creative, it’s just a copy of so much other trite nonsense. From the photo I’m not even seeing much in the way of craftsmanship either.

I got off track. Since this is student driven, there is less need to censor religious content, but more need to allow even wider expression of beliefs, including what might be offensive to the majority religion. Which that is exactly what the school was trying not to do.

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Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

OT - All they are is dust in the wind

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap250828.html

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Does this dust end in Kansas ?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Is a violin involved?

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

And several hairy men :)

I love this song.

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Len Koz's avatar

Years ago, a friend and I went to see Kansas opening up for Styx. Before the show, I told my friend I know 3 Kansas songs well. He insisted I know 5. After Kansas performed I turned to him and told him I know 3 Kansas songs well.

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

I don't know if it was the same tour, but I saw them (in Kansas appropriately enough) in the late 90's. One of the top concerts I've seen.

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

You know 2 more than me.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

I know 3.

Dust in the Wind

Carry on Wayward Son

Point of Know Return.

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larry parker's avatar

Kansas is where dust starts. (We get a lot of Nebraska dust too.)

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Because Iowa sucks?

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NOGODZ20's avatar

This is gonna mess up my sinuses, I just know it.

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Maltnothops's avatar

A very tantalizing OT about abiogenesis.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025/08/27/origin-of-life-proteins/

As it is behind a paywall, I’ll copy some of it.

“ When a bone grows, our bodies’ proteins help provide the structure. When a muscle tears, proteins help rebuild it. When we fight an infection, transport oxygen in our blood or send messages to a cell, proteins often step up to the plate. But how did these skilled molecules first form on Earth and help give rise to life?

The mystery, which has evaded scientists for more than five decades, can be explained with rather simple chemistry, according to a study published Wednesday in Nature.

In lab experiments, scientists have successfully shown how two basic ingredients of life — ribonucleic acid (RNA) and amino acids — can combine to start protein synthesis.

Here’s the link to Nature:

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09388-y

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Hannah olufs's avatar

I live for this stuff!

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Maltnothops's avatar

I can’t follow the chemistry at all. Chem was my worst subject in high school and that was almost 40 years ago. I haven’t learned any since then. But I do like to follow the bootstrapping of how “stuff” evolved. As I understood this article, protein synthesis as we see it always involves an existing protein. So the chicken and egg problem: how did the first protein get synthesized? And this article shows an entirely plausible pathway.

I read a book once about the chemical evolution of planet earth over the billions of years. Don’t remember the name. (Might have been something like A History of Earth.) But it was fascinating to me that there were very few elements “in the beginning” and all the elements we have now essentially evolved from those few.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

I ditched chem. Took some hippie replacement.

But I fell in love with cosmology (theoretical then) in college. I stupidly gave it up for a liberal education.

I couldn't do the chem or the physics today, but the articles for us peasants still make me smile.

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oraxx's avatar

Since I totally support church state separation, and the public schools are sub-divisions of government, a simple rule banning religious symbolism would seem to have prevented this problem. That said, an unfortunate number of Christians appear to thrive on persecution, both real and imaginary.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

This is a combination of the Christian desire for persecution, combined with their Great Commission inprimitur to spread the gospel. Ultimately what we're dealing with here is yet another collision between State and Church, and frankly, I think all this case is doing is confusing the issue.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

Collision or Collusion, Troublesh00ter?

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

Yes.

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Joe King's avatar

The problem with that is that the government cannot prohibit speech based on viewpoint. Banning religious symbolism while allowing other expression prohibits an entire category of viewpoints. The school should either allow the parking spot decoration including religious symbols from any and all religions, or prohibit parking spot decoration entirely.

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

This entire “paint your parking space” idea is just fucking stoopid. How about sending those yay-hoo’s out into the forest and teach ‘em something worthwhile?

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Maltnothops's avatar

At least some of the high schools around here do it. It’s optional for the seniors. It’s a fundraiser for I don’t know what but can easily raise $10,000 or more. It allegedly promotes class spirit. And it can reduce jockeying for parking spaces by inexperienced drivers in a crowded lot where almost everyone arrives and leaves at the same time. A kid just drives to his or her spot.

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XJC's avatar
11hEdited

Paint your iPhone screen with epoxy paint would make the world a better place.

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ericc's avatar

IMO this is not very different from a student picking what t-shirt they want to wear, so nope, I would not be okay with a no-religion restriction. Unless the school has some empirical and independent reason to think that will be disruptive, which seems really unlikely here.

Ironically, they make it a bigger church/state problem by adding more rules because that creates more state control over the content. The less they interfere with the student designs, the better.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I started keeping a list of life lesson aphorisms many years ago - Brady's Laws. There is one which has been rising in the ranks, lately: 'Humans will push any system to its breaking point.' It could be the overarching lesson of the tRump Era.

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wreck's avatar

It would look good on a parking spot too.

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Maltnothops's avatar

I think the most egregious part of the story are the school officials trying to collude with a student to discriminate against a hypothetical non-Christian religion.

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Linda Bower's avatar

👏

Thy fear Satan more than a cage.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

God is so hotsy-totsy, yet he can't defeat Satan.

How many xtians are afraid to even think about that?

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Walt Svirsky's avatar

The world is devoid of supernatural beings controlling the universe. The Devil is us. Good grief, how long must the fantasy go on?

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Len Koz's avatar

Until the human race grows up. Or destroys itself.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

𝐼𝑓 𝑤𝑒’𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑤𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑢𝑠.

-- TheraminTrees

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XJC's avatar
11hEdited

Meanwhile Allah can't do shit against Yahweh to help his Hamas crusaders in Gaza.

The Gods need to battle it out until the One True God stands.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

I hate to break it to you, but there is no.....

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wreck's avatar

I don't get the purpose of the program. When all the kids are at school, they won't be able to see your god bothering, because there will be a fucking car parked over it.

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Die Anyway's avatar

Highschool students, car, parking, fucking. Yep.

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ericc's avatar
12hEdited

You don't get the purpose of a $50/decoration program? Seems kinda obvious.

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Len Koz's avatar

You have to raise the money for the whiskey in the teachers' lounge somehow.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

Kids who are gonna give the school cash and then buy paint, get dirty, think they're special, then park over their work are the same kids who have the best night of their lives at prom.

Someone has to buy the decorations for the gym

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Black Hole and DM mourner's avatar

Getting more money. I hope it's for useful things like nutritious meals, material for classes and textbooks.

A program like this would have been useful at my high school to get some paint that doesn't look like vomit and windows that could be opened without killing you.

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Boreal's avatar

It’s like a dog pissing on a hydrant.

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Sense fron Christians? If they had any of that, they wouldn't BE Christians.

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larry parker's avatar

When I was in high school, the parking lot was gravel!

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Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Horses don't need asphalt.

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Mommadillo's avatar

Betting they’ll figure some way to rule Satanic (or atheist) messages “intentionally provocative” and not allowed in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

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NOGODZ20's avatar

Too late. Various organizations like the FFRF, Americans United, etc. would be on them like white on rice.

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Joe King's avatar

Those organizations should have a template set up so all they have to do is fill in names and click send.

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Hannah olufs's avatar

I'm sure they do.

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Maltnothops's avatar

When the Christian Post covered this story, another commenter and I kept making the point that this student was fighting for the religious freedom of Satanists as much as she was Christians. That idea was not well-received.

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Troublesh00ter's avatar

It would be more credible to hear HER say that.

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Maltnothops's avatar

I don’t disagree but my purpose was to troll the CP commentariat.

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