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Maltnothops's avatar

OT: 36 years ago today, my bride and I got married. The secret of our success is that we both think we were the lucky one.

OT2: I was in a car repair shop this morning where I saw flyers for a fundie church near the coffee machine asking if I was going to spend eternity in heaven or hell. The flyers are spending the rest of their existence in the trash can.

ETA: 14 hours after my morning post. Thank you to everyone for your good wishes. Much appreciated.

We went out to dinner. I had alerted the restaurant that it was our anniversary and they gave us some complimentary champagne. It so happened that the young couple at the table next to us were also celebrating their anniversary. Their first. They asked how long we had been married and then asked us if we had any advice. My bride said that a strong marriage requires 1000 or more small concessions to one another. I said my bit about thinking you were the lucky one. And then I warned them about not going to a Mexican restaurant on their anniversary. Cinco de Mayo.

Joe King's avatar

1. Happy Anniversary!

2. Thank you for your service. 😀

Stephen Brady's avatar

I hope you have many more happy anniversaries!

Matilda's avatar

Happy anniversary. Re: tracts. I litter pick with a group on the prom of my welsh seaside town. When visiting another attractive promenade, in England, I was furious to see come-to-jesus-or-you'll-burn-in-hell tracts had been blu-tacked to every one of the many benches. I emailed the US address saying that causing so much litter in that beautiful spot was unacceptable. Please make it clear in their liturature that scattering it like that was not what jesus would want. Got a polite reply, and comment how good it was to hear from someone in Nairobi Kenya. Still puzzling over how they confused Hoylake, Cheshire UK with Africa!

Vanity Unfair's avatar

...which is why it's called litterature...

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Matilda's avatar

Yes that did cross my mind, but was too polite to say so!

Sko Hayes's avatar

36 years! congratulations!!

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

1. I hope you can eat something better than tofu for your anniversary.

2. We've got a "faith-based auto maintenance" place opening up here. If there's anything my car needs, it's more Jesus.

Maltnothops's avatar

Definitely not eating tofu.

The Epistler's avatar

*spits out drink* A WHAT?

The Epistler's avatar

Well there it is - the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day, the fact that I only just got out of bed notwithstanding. And I'm not saying I don't buy those customer satisfaction percentages but I think we're gonna need some double checking on that one.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

Happy anniversary! You both won, that’s for sure.

Jennifer's avatar

Congrats! 40 years here in July!

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Congratulations. Doing some very quick calculations, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m still older than you.

Straw's avatar

Happy and merry anniversary to you folks.

( your post made me count how long Husband and me has been 1: a couple since 1983 and 2: married since 1987.)

Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Happy anniversary to you!

Bensnewlogin's avatar

It doesn't require 1000 concessions to each other, only not having any sharp objects or projectile projectors in the house.

Congratulations again.

Kay-El's avatar

I wish you both happy anniversary and long lives in which to enjoy each other.

James Scammell's avatar

What is a fundie church doing near a coffee machine in a car repair shop ? Fancy building any church near a coffee machine.

The UNTIDY STATES OF AMERICA never ceases to shock me.

… 🦘🦘🦘

oraxx's avatar

The Christians who offer up their religion as a solution to all the world’s problems remain oblivious to what Christians acting in the name of Christianity have done to their fellow beings. They continue to dream of a world where everyone needs their permission for pretty much everything. If people want to have this silly phone service they’re welcome to it, but they do NOT get to make that decision for anyone else.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Censoring basic facts? That's Christianty, all right.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Reality is too toxic for them.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

“… He says Radiant is working with the Israeli cybersecurity company Allot to block categories of content,”

Like a genocide in Gaza?

I trust this just about as much as I trust Trump to do the right thing in the unobserved presence of a child.

Boreal's avatar

Christians claim that their "belief" in a magical being makes them more moral but clearly they have no self control and zero morals.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Nuhhh-uhhh! You’re not even considering all of the pastors who didn’t molest a kid today.

Boreal's avatar

Yet.................................

Joe King's avatar

𝑅𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐼𝑠𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑙𝑖 𝑐𝑦𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑔𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓-ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚.

This bit has the potential to be the most harmful. It would likely block access to suicide prevention sites, especially sites like The Trevor Project. https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

I weep for the homeschooled children whose only contact outside the far right, reality denying, fundamentalist Christian bubble will disappear into the rabbit hole of this extreme firewall.

Maltnothops's avatar

“You’re not making rock and roll (smart phones) better. You’re just making Christianity worse.”

Troublesh00ter's avatar

This brand of Christianity just makes damned near EVERYTHING worse. If they actually IMPROVE on anything, it is news to me.

Mitch Melin's avatar

I don't remember there being children in the Noah's Ark story. Well other than the drowning babies I was shown in JW children's books of course.

Len Koz's avatar

It's the cutesy version for kids. Because a story about the god you worship drowning everybody and everything in the world except for a boatload of people and animals is appropriate for kids.

Bensnewlogin's avatar

Noah had three sons and their families on board.

Mitch Melin's avatar

Yes I'm aware. His sons and their wives.

No children.

Val Uptuous NotAgain's avatar

I guess, if you live to be 900 years old it takes a long time to grow up. So they are his sons and their wives but they just look really young even though they’re 800-900 years old. Natch.

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

People had better genetics back then because they were closer to Adam and Eve. And maybe better moisturizers.

Zorginipsoundsor's avatar

Did you mean grow up, or get it up? 😱

Maltnothops's avatar

I’m not entirely certain how I might react if you told me I could psychologically overpower all the women on earth.

NOGODZ20's avatar

Adult children, yes. Kiddos, no.

Troublesh00ter's avatar

Apparently, the temptation to acknowledge that Christians are also human beings with human needs and impulses has become too much to handle. They need FILTERS and BLOCKS to keep those nasty impulses at bay, and here's Radiant Mobile to put the blinders on and keep believers in line. Oh, and they provide a bible app as well!

Wonder if that app is okay with Ezekiel 23:20 ... or the Song of Solomon?

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Or, crazy thought, maybe they can realize that their needs and impulses are not “sinful” and enjoy them like the rest of us?

Of course, that’s too much to expect from a religion that was founded as an ascetic, doomsday cult.

Boreal's avatar

As I have said before, I would not do business with any company that uses religion to promote their company. If you have to put god, jesus or your faith on your business, the odds are you offer shoddy products and service.

Straw's avatar

And I would not have taken that job about helping OVF getting a functional record system if I had known what they really was.

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Joan the Dork's avatar

Identity theft racket. Calling it now.

Boreal's avatar

Just like Christian "health insurance."

Life On A Pale Blue Dot 🔵's avatar

Another step toward 1984 Big Brother! If Trump could demand it he would have a mandatory phone system that only allowed positive comments about him and his policies. Like what he is trying to do to Jimmy Kimmel, MSM etc.

Straw's avatar

I am reading that book now. That is a very depressing reading.

Stephen Brady's avatar

They already live in the reichwing media bubble. Why not allow ultra conservative christianists to censor their phones? They have been taught to 'believe' christian malarky without question all their lives. And this will make them pure? JoeMyGod chronicles almost one Pedo-Pastor Sex Pest a day... and has for years.

Flatland Jonny's avatar

Did anyone notice the two male lions in the Noah picture?

larry parker's avatar

The red birds appear to be two male scarlet tanagers.

wreck's avatar

Are they African scarlet tanagers or European scarlet tanagers?

Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz's avatar

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Mercedes Lackey's avatar

There are lots of gay and lesbian animal pairs in Christian Noah's Ark "art." Almost always the lions (manes), often lesbian sheep (no horns), almost always gay peafowl (fancy tails), the list can be quite long depending on the ignorance of the "artist" or the AI.

Vanity Unfair's avatar

Yes, I remarked on it elsewhere before I got to your contribution. Sorry about that; I shall try to remove it.

Straw's avatar

Yep. Too hard not to notice.

larry parker's avatar

I must be using my cell phone wrong. I use it mostly for calling people or occasionally as a flashlight.

NOGODZ20's avatar

He's not playing with a full deck.

Lynn Veit's avatar

Somebody blew his pilot light out.

Daniel Rotter's avatar

He doesn't know a lot of things, actually.

Joan the Dork's avatar

Quicker to list the things he 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 know.

Um...

𝘜𝘶𝘶𝘩...

...nope, drawing a blank here.

larry parker's avatar

He doesn't know much about cards. He bankrupted a casino.

Lynn Veit's avatar

That takes some doing when casino operations are set up to always favor the house. They're practically money printing machines.

Yet he bankrupted every last one.

Like I said, that takes some doing.

Joan the Dork's avatar

He sure knows a thing or two about TACOs, though!

Lynn Veit's avatar

*insert gif of clucking chicken inna taco shell*

Joan the Dork's avatar

Chicken and waffles! Geeeeet'cher chicken and waffles!

Lynn Veit's avatar

😂 Onna stick!

Lynn Veit's avatar

The stoopit...it BURNS!

Jennifer's avatar

The bubble must be preserved. Outside information must be prevented. If this isn't the grooming they're so worried about, I don't know what is. Kids raised like this will grow up scared of their own shadow, and they'll vote for the fascists to 'cleans' society of those who scare them. RIP USA