The lies never stop. The childhood indoctrination is their only foothold. Anyone who believes this story is a fool. Whenever the proof comes out, we will all be eating crow—I'm not worried.
Here we go again. A guy tells an unfalsifiable story, and the right wing media lap it up. Meantime, everybody's supposed to believe this right? WRONG!!!
Just one more born-again bullshitter with an unbelievable story to tell. I'd rather reread Heinlein's Job: A Comedy of Justice.
Further Thought: Would love to ask this guy: "Gabe, you have apparently had an experience which no one else can verify. As an atheist who was raised Christian and saw through the BS, why should I believe a single word you've said?"
"People have profited from lies, and continue to."
Including creationists like Dumb Idiot Ken Ham, Prosperity Gospel preachers like the now-dead Jim Bakker, and Stupid Idiot Trump and his dimwitted followers.
So, he is either making it up so he can sell his book to the gullible and is consciously grifting, or he misinterpreted a lucid dream as reality and confirmation bias has hin subconsciously grifting. Or some from column a, some from column b.
Just the default for Christians with a fantastical story to tell.
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." --Christopher Hitchens
The drugs used to induce coma are strong and designed specifically to suppress brain activity specifically so that the brain can heal. For that reason, patients in induced coma don't dream. They do, however, often have hallucinations or fantasies when coming out of the coma state. In this case, I strongly suspect we have a teenager's uninhibited sexual fantasies about his dream man gussied up for christian consumption. And money. Don't forget the money.
This guy's Jesus dropped him on his head for not wearing a helmet while skateboarding, and instead of learning his lesson, he's turned it into a grift of the most gullible people on earth.
I’m sorry? The title of his book is called “18 Days in Heaven” and it describes a big burly manly man, a lion and a mustang all at once, with testosterone dripping from his fiery pores, but he hates LGBTQ people?
Never trust a near death experience to have any truth or verisimilitude attached.
And, of course, no one describes a female Jesus. The Jesus character is male, no one says anything different. (The joke is he’s a trans man because without an actual man with sperm he was a clone of Mary and therefore a woman, but no one is pretending that’s canonical.) God on the other hand, is supposed to be genderless and both and everything in between. But even so, we all have collectively decided god is a man, since the religion is just an attempt to pass patriarchy as natural and god ordained, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 5’11”, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 6 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑡, 𝑦𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑠 𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦. 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒. 𝑌𝑒𝑡 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒. 𝐴𝑛𝑑, 𝐼 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛, 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑔.
So, how deep is his closet?
About as deep as the BS you'd have to wade through to get to the truth of this guy's tall tale! 😝
All you need to do is traumatize your brain and you too can meet Jeezus...
Ummm ... how about ... NO!
But I don't wanna do that. My brain is already traumatised by concussions and some more.
Mustang? A horse or a car?
Ranch?
Sally?
V8?
In heaven you can be both.
Ever notice how the "I Met Jesus in Heaven" crowd never stay in Heaven? They always come back. ALWAYS.
Heaven must be pretty crappy.
No way would I know anyone there; I'd rather go to the "other" place where all my family and friends are!!
Talk about a party!
Mark Twain said: "Heaven for the climate. Hell for the company."
Maybe St. Peter shooed him out when he found out what an insufferable pest he was.
When they find out heaven is full of people just like them, all they want is to get away.
No Wi-Fi. Nowhere to get a decent cappuccino.
This made me laugh for 3 minutes on the buss taking me home
He blamed it on his friend, who apparently prayed for him.
I read that. Why didn't he tell Jesus "My friend meant well, but I want to stay in Heaven to be near you, Jesus."
Ever notice how the "personal relationship with Jesus' crowd never keeps it that way? Weird.
Hitchen's razor: What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
As it always is, conservative Christians are eating it up, not because he has evidence, but because it's what they want to hear.
EXACTAMUNDO!!!
The lies never stop. The childhood indoctrination is their only foothold. Anyone who believes this story is a fool. Whenever the proof comes out, we will all be eating crow—I'm not worried.
I’m assuming crow tastes like chicken.
Here we go again. A guy tells an unfalsifiable story, and the right wing media lap it up. Meantime, everybody's supposed to believe this right? WRONG!!!
Just one more born-again bullshitter with an unbelievable story to tell. I'd rather reread Heinlein's Job: A Comedy of Justice.
All that was missing was the bit about God needing money.
And that would be NEXT on Gabe's agenda!
Wish he’d stayed there.
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Oh, GOOD GRIEF! That is HIGH-LARIOUS!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Yes, it is! On par with “Noodles in the Sand”.
Spit Take of the Day! 😂
Sounds like the poor dear was in a coma, and someone left the TV on in his room.
Further Thought: Would love to ask this guy: "Gabe, you have apparently had an experience which no one else can verify. As an atheist who was raised Christian and saw through the BS, why should I believe a single word you've said?"
Ummm, "Trust me, bro"?
Ummm ... WHY?
Because reasons. No more questions, dammit!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
so, he drops some LSD, goes skating, cracks his noggin and then sees jeebus, yeah, ok.....
Sounds WAY more likely!
Hahahaha………hahahaha……😂😂😂😂….🤮
Haven’t read the comments. Someone else has probably already noted this but…. Alex Malarkey? Malarkey????? Hahahahahahahaha.
"People have profited from lies, and continue to."
Including creationists like Dumb Idiot Ken Ham, Prosperity Gospel preachers like the now-dead Jim Bakker, and Stupid Idiot Trump and his dimwitted followers.
And the fight to hold them accountable will go on, without end. It IS a neverending struggle.
That's for sure.
What!?! Jim Bakker died yesterday. Well, there’s something good for once.
𝑆𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦? 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑—𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑡—𝑀𝑐𝐸𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛, 𝑡𝑜𝑜.
So, he is either making it up so he can sell his book to the gullible and is consciously grifting, or he misinterpreted a lucid dream as reality and confirmation bias has hin subconsciously grifting. Or some from column a, some from column b.
Just the default for Christians with a fantastical story to tell.
"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." --Christopher Hitchens
The drugs used to induce coma are strong and designed specifically to suppress brain activity specifically so that the brain can heal. For that reason, patients in induced coma don't dream. They do, however, often have hallucinations or fantasies when coming out of the coma state. In this case, I strongly suspect we have a teenager's uninhibited sexual fantasies about his dream man gussied up for christian consumption. And money. Don't forget the money.
This guy's Jesus dropped him on his head for not wearing a helmet while skateboarding, and instead of learning his lesson, he's turned it into a grift of the most gullible people on earth.
“Alex Malarkey and his father also co-authored a 2010 book…”
Was it edited by Dave Canard? Photographed by Alfred E Neuman?
I kid, I kid.
Was there a blurb from Rev. Kinderfelt?
I’m sorry? The title of his book is called “18 Days in Heaven” and it describes a big burly manly man, a lion and a mustang all at once, with testosterone dripping from his fiery pores, but he hates LGBTQ people?
Never trust a near death experience to have any truth or verisimilitude attached.
And, of course, no one describes a female Jesus. The Jesus character is male, no one says anything different. (The joke is he’s a trans man because without an actual man with sperm he was a clone of Mary and therefore a woman, but no one is pretending that’s canonical.) God on the other hand, is supposed to be genderless and both and everything in between. But even so, we all have collectively decided god is a man, since the religion is just an attempt to pass patriarchy as natural and god ordained, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
The guy's neural function had to be seriously impacted from the accident, yet his story is accepted without question? Yeah, that's Faux Noise for you!